Do five flipper rolls!

Commit a federal crime by reading Bandana Dee’s mail without permission

Hurl Kirby off a cliff until he dies so you can retry the puzzle

Please DO inhale the cinema patrons

Enjoy some saataa andagii and tell everyone about it

Where’s that damn 4th donut?

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

Tie up Tropic Woods in their own roots

Wear a pretty little dress

Light a candle for the Goombas that were crushed beneath your feet

❤️✌️Dedede’s Idea

Prepare the Awoofies for annihilation

Make Sillydillo Unsillydillo

Banish the ANGEL's heaven at WORLD's edge

Remind Bandana Dee to pick up more apple juice at the store

Enjoy the sights of Winter Horns- HOLY SHIT IS THAT NOELLE DELTARUNE??!?!!

Go invent 500 skeletons

Bully the bullies

Learn how to parallel park

Risk it for the biscuit

Stop Magolor from starting any new businesses in the New World

Use the Ranger ability to make the world a safer place

Eat, eat! You’re too thin

Are the Waddle Dees trapped inside the cages or are we trapped outside?

Wet the bed with Water-Balloon Mouth Kirby

Take off at the speed of sound

Make fun of Jabhog

Sing a song of silk ig

Put on some pants

Go to the hardware store

Enjoy the new content

[Breaking character real quick to say that the ones behind this account don’t currently have access to a Switch 2 so refraining from replying with Star-Crossed World spoilers would be much appreciated, and we apologize in advance for not being able to make references to the new content. Thank you!]

Friendship ended with the Waddle Dees, now the Starries are my best friends

Avoid the Star-Crossed World spoilers

Find out what those androids are really dreaming about

Stop and smell the Pop Flowers

Trans your gender

Gather 7 Waddle Dee souls

Connect a Nunchuk to the Wii Remote

Ride the air or something idk

Are you even trying to find the Waddle Dees?

Renew your Warp Star license

Take a seat, young puffball

Pierce the heavens

Teach the Waddle Dees to dance

Perform alchemy without a transmutation circle

Do a barrel roll

Support indie developers

Calmly negotiate for the safe release of the Waddle Dee hostages

Take the Beast Pack to court