they should invent a restaurant where you can hear the other people at your table

Heartbreaking: That Big Bag of Seasoned Pita Chips You Got at Costco is Kind of Ass

Local food chains having deals because local sports teams played well is actually the best reason for the sports industry

Okay maybe I do like baseball

"one more run" I say, the trek to Olympus will be worth it to see a beautiful PNG image of Prometheus before getting pulverized

At a wedding in the city and there is a KIMCHI FESTIVAL happening of all the freaking days I can't go

Thinking about the sin of Early Lunch

Every morning is a gamble on how tired I am that I accidentally grab Kirkland Chicken Stock instead of Kirkland Oat Beverage to make my smoothie

What time is the rapture? Do you wanna show up at doors or during the opener? No I don't wanna miss them completely I heard they have a good trumpet player

Just saw a robin dig out a huge worm from the dirt now that the rain has stopped, get that bag little buddy

Save me nature's bakery pumpkin spice fig bar, you're my only hope

My chemical balancers cannot handle the swing of "oh this house looks nice, something's wrong with it" 15 times a day

Vinyl plank flooring is The Enemy

Concert loud. Concert good.

House too expensive

They sell Labubu at the Biden Welcome Center on I-95

Owning a car is the Great American Scam

The car dealer where I get my car serviced also has a small cafe with breakfast and I have to say, it's like a $4 breakfast sandwich which I respect

It's really cool that I have applied to several positions and sent follow ups and heard literally nothing back, no response on anything

It's oppressive that Indeed dot com does not have dark mode

Any time I see the letter S replaced with $ in an email, I make another notch on my desk

It's actually so sick that every job I'm qualified for is connected to the government, the military, or a federal contractor for the dod

I think today I will become the joker

main trunks's life vs future trunks's life

House expensive

Brent Hinds, the co-founder of Grammy-winning heavy metal group Mastodon who played with the group for 25 years before his departure earlier this year, has died at age 51.

I think it's fucked up that if I search for jobs that offer tuition assistance, they all require a degree. I am going insane.

I've been Quiet Cracking for ten years apparently

can't stop thinking about her lately...

Guy who doesn't understand asymptotes: if you are in line to intersect the axis, stay in line!

🎶 labubu killed the skibidi star 🎶

Shout-out to the dude at the beach wearing a "Delco Strippers Union Local 69" shirt

I was up until midnight doing math homework for the first time in my life. Supreme karma for never bothering to do homework in high school.

Committing the sin of Early Lunch

Considering blogging instead of journaling like a normal person because I'm poisoned to believe I can't just do something for the sake of doing unless it feels like work

Look at this cat

Popping in to the bowling alley just for lunch

150 chapters into One Piece and I think I get it, this story might have legs everyone keep an eye on it

Queueing up Marty Robbins Gunfighter Ballads for the 15th day in a row

Woke up to hear a motorcycle that had pulled over blasting Uptown Funk

Brought my cart back to the Costco building please hold your applause

you wouldn't helg a snart

Another eyepatch wolf video leaving me with a burning desire to create something

Almost turned around 4 times on my morning commute that's normal right

Why do people want to talk to ai. You are talking to a mirror. You can tell it to respond exactly how you want. It's like having a conversation with yourself by typing each sentence into a search engine.

What if I pulled the "get out of work early" lever

Imagine a Monday morning where instead of going to work and receiving graphic images from an OR via email, I was not at work receiving graphic images from an OR via email

This game is so good and worth every penny. If you ever thought "what if megaman x had a hook shot" click add to cart immediately

Might boot up Umamusume on my work laptop in the middle of the day and just see what happens

If you zoom in you can see the snaggletooth