Michael Caine in muppets Christmas carol: 😟🤨😰 The creepy ass ghost behind him: 👁️👄👁️

Can I say something brave?

Went out of my way to buy yogurt yesterday and forgot to bring it with my lunch today. Just take me out now

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point

happy thanks

Can't taste anything. Snacks are meaningless. Life is devoid of joy.

I hate business casual. I can dress nicely without fitting the exact parameters that define business casual. Either give me a uniform or let me do what I want.

Embarrassing: This Employee Just Said "Have it Easy" to the Delivery Driver

Rolled credits in Hades 2 and they LOUIS COLE ON THE DRUMS?!

I just wanna play hades 2 on my steam deck

How do I realign YouTube Music to make my Gorrillaz radio play alt rap instead of alt rock

Can't get over this little guy

we are all nyc

spoon museum 🥄

Every time I listen to FEELS SO GOOD by CHUCK MANGIONE I cannot help but FEELS SO GOOD

I hate touch screens in cars. I want knobs. I want buttons. The people CRAVE tactile features

You know the great pumpkin? It's just the good pumpkin now

The train was late both times today but I still love the fucking train

they should invent a restaurant where you can hear the other people at your table

Heartbreaking: That Big Bag of Seasoned Pita Chips You Got at Costco is Kind of Ass

Local food chains having deals because local sports teams played well is actually the best reason for the sports industry

Okay maybe I do like baseball

"one more run" I say, the trek to Olympus will be worth it to see a beautiful PNG image of Prometheus before getting pulverized

At a wedding in the city and there is a KIMCHI FESTIVAL happening of all the freaking days I can't go

Thinking about the sin of Early Lunch

Every morning is a gamble on how tired I am that I accidentally grab Kirkland Chicken Stock instead of Kirkland Oat Beverage to make my smoothie

What time is the rapture? Do you wanna show up at doors or during the opener? No I don't wanna miss them completely I heard they have a good trumpet player

Just saw a robin dig out a huge worm from the dirt now that the rain has stopped, get that bag little buddy

Save me nature's bakery pumpkin spice fig bar, you're my only hope

My chemical balancers cannot handle the swing of "oh this house looks nice, something's wrong with it" 15 times a day

Vinyl plank flooring is The Enemy

Concert loud. Concert good.

House too expensive

They sell Labubu at the Biden Welcome Center on I-95

Owning a car is the Great American Scam

The car dealer where I get my car serviced also has a small cafe with breakfast and I have to say, it's like a $4 breakfast sandwich which I respect

It's really cool that I have applied to several positions and sent follow ups and heard literally nothing back, no response on anything

It's oppressive that Indeed dot com does not have dark mode

Any time I see the letter S replaced with $ in an email, I make another notch on my desk

It's actually so sick that every job I'm qualified for is connected to the government, the military, or a federal contractor for the dod

I think today I will become the joker

main trunks's life vs future trunks's life

House expensive

Brent Hinds, the co-founder of Grammy-winning heavy metal group Mastodon who played with the group for 25 years before his departure earlier this year, has died at age 51.

I think it's fucked up that if I search for jobs that offer tuition assistance, they all require a degree. I am going insane.

I've been Quiet Cracking for ten years apparently

can't stop thinking about her lately...

Guy who doesn't understand asymptotes: if you are in line to intersect the axis, stay in line!

🎶 labubu killed the skibidi star 🎶

Shout-out to the dude at the beach wearing a "Delco Strippers Union Local 69" shirt