Every single Republican talking head has been admitting to having too much on their plate and they can’t handle it. They are saying that is why they don’t know about certain things because they’re being left out of the loop for being so busy.

Betchya Mike Johnson picks the bear, too.

Trump has well intentioned Christmas Ghosts deported to Hell in the early hours of Christmas morning. Still a selfish prick.

My Christmas Wish this year is that some geriatric misers be visited by their exploitative dead ped friend and the Ghosts of Victims Past, Present, and a dematerialized Future from what is, hopefully, only an alternate timeline.

Where are my neuro~spicy pattern recognizing brains that have been keeping up with the shenanigans in DC? Now, why would anyone want to block this bill? I can think of 10 reasons. How bout you? www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/5371 Help for the boring brains below…

I’m thinking about being a reticent artist somewhere, but not sure if that’s how I’d really like to expose myself.

If the only love you know is conditional, fix that shit.

Maybe anti-vaxxers are witnessing the effects of inbreeding, fetal alcohol syndrome, nicotine+ during pregnancy, & lack of appropriate health care in their trailer park neighborhoods & all the uncle dads & aunt moms blame vaccines & acetaminophen that were probably never administered.

Jesus Fuck Nut! I’m a God damn artist! If my deep shit don’t make you feel your heavy shit, then what the fuck am I even doing here?

Looks like a bunch of hateful Christians found a loophole in, “Love your neighbor as you love yourself.“

Marion Morrison was dime store Teddy Roosevelt. Ronald Reagan was K-Mart John Wayne. Donald Trump is Temu Bonzo.

To the people desensitized to “fish in a barrel” school kids, silent on a girl who lost her non-celebrity parents & dog from political violence, but are shocked from an event in Utah…buckle up. If history books in the future exist & are accurate, the Second Civil War started before January 6, 2021.

Everyone complaining about Newsom’s parody posts are both missing and making his point.

It’s impossible to fully trust stats & statements, especially now. It’s all hearsay unless you can disprove or prove it with science, irrefutable evidence, precedence, or personal experience, which are all are not 100% reliable. Among hidden agendas, racism & misogyny are easier to detect now. Yay.

MAWA Just fucking admit it.

So…genetic mutations causing a lack of melanin, resulting in lighter skin & blue eyes, gave babies with these recessive traits an exalted status so much that myriad generations later, these freaks of nature have the nerve to believe their minority gene is superior to the majority? Ironic insecurity?

I love how everyone on the list is threatening to expose themselves by exposing other pedos on the list.

People kept giving warnings about George Orwell’s 1984 and a German dictator and here we are now living on an Animal Farm with Napoleon in charge. Sec of Def Hennessy makes a cameo, too.

Sugar is Back, Baby! …and Cheaper than Ever! “Hey, you already know how to harvest sugar cane. Now, instead of earning less than minimum wage, you’re doing it for free under the United States prison system.”

Good people of all races, religions, and creeds will unite together for a Collective “Come to Jesus” Moment when we’re getting persecuted and crucified for having empathetic hearts and logical brains.

To the adults in the room: You’ve done or are doing the inner work to understand that your lifetime bullies only envy your empathy & enjoy eliciting emotion from you because they are void of authentic connection & unconditional love. This is their way of feeling that. Shit rises up from the bottom.

They shouldn’t have sent Troy to get the pizza.

Have You Had Your Mourning Tears? I’ve reached that point of my healing(?) journey. Am I alone? I mean, I know I feel alone, but anyone else relate? #ptsd #cptsd #grief #psychedelicmedicine “Making Omelettes” by Brandt Austin Dunn on “Rhythmic Reflections” Travel Light, ShamanWolfcat.com

Y’all can’t even agree on what reality is. How are we supposed to even fix it? Reality is as deep, dark, fluid, and as complex as our oceans and we’re all stuck on killing each other over how empty or full the glass appears to be and who owns it.

“Deleted replies too good to waste on one moron” series, #88 My guess is that your mom didn’t have much to say other than, “boys will be boys,” and “please stop” when you and your father disrespected her. Or maybe you didn’t have one at all.

“Deleted replies too good to waste on one moron” series, #87 You are a living parody of American insecurity. Your profile is so cartoonish that either you or it has to be a joke.

Buddhism is great & all, but keep in mind that it was supposedly founded by a bored rich & royal nepo baby who could afford to do & be nothing & eventually discovered indulgence isn’t a bad thing after he gave it up.

We can let worldwide revolutions become civil wars, thus stopping world leaders from their manufactured WWIII, or let civil wars become revolutionary ones and have the world leaders collectively wage one on us. I’d like to skip to the part where emotional regulation and compassion are the status quo

So, a rabbi, a priest, and a caliph balk into a war…

ICE deports 300,000 immigrants to Iran overnight. “If they live through the war, they can build my golf course in Tehran. Then, we’ll see about citizenship,” says Trump from the Official Air Force 1 Golden John. For a low monthly price, it’ll spread his BS directly to your home, via Brown Star Link.

Kids who are like I was in school have no chance for survival now that AI can do homework and online bullying for future ignorant voters.

The choice was between being screwed with a thank you letter or fucked with a punch in the face. Wake up & we can fight together. We will all suffer the consequences, but maybe you can leave this life with a good conscience. The DMT’s gonna get you in the end no matter who gives you your last rites.

The Broligarchy wants CA back. Arson and inciting riots. They wanna torch the state and buy low.

Let go of the past…give me your generational wealth.

It’s nuts that enough Americans are so anti-socialist that they’ve actively cultivated a communist dictatorship over having corporations & billionaires pay their fair share to the military that protects them, the infrastructure that keeps them rich, & helping the disenfranchised people they exploit.

The only way to peacefully save US democracy right now is for the sniveling & cowardly GOP members to realize the consequences from exploiting & abusing their constituents are far greater than what they would receive from their own dictator & donors.

So, what have we learned from this Earth experiment? 1. Only way to ultimately survive on this planet is exploit everyone you know, meet, and all who work for your dream & treat them as disposable as you do napkins & nature; 2. Only way to experience love is to go to space. So, after we poors die?

If loss of human lives was their main concern for ending the war in Ukraine, the GOP would’ve changed gun laws decades ago. Or they are very unpatriotic traitors that care more about people of other countries than they do of the children of the country they are supposed to protect. Hmmm. Either way?

If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return

Thought experiment: could it be that the Dems are weak because they don’t think we have their backs like the J6er’s have for the Dump Truck?

Hear me out, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social & @mishacollins.bsky.social 1970’s US trip flick~Deadhead dad reaches out to his 3 very different sons to not only tell them about each other, but that he has inherited a castle. He wants them all to move with him before late stage capitalism takes hold.

Society is the perfect portmanteau for social anxiety

Commemorating this weekend like…

Member when Jesus said, “The meek shall inherit the Earth?” Member when scholars said His Flaming Sword Return is Christ Consciousness awakening in masses? Member how more people with autism are being born at the “End of Times” & they speak for truth & justice, which terrifies narcissists? I member.

Canton/Baltimore/Boston St.

Who knew that the people who always said they’d mercy kill the weakest of their apocalyptic survival groups would end up being the ones who facilitated our first dystopian steps into an apocalypse? I did…and everyone else who read books by writers throughout history who also knew.