I suppose one can get severely hurt if they are a merc or an adventurer, true. But a simple kick here and there will do no harm, I assure you!

"I was planning to whisk you away for a little walk. How does that sound to you? I figured the right person is around, you know, to deal with the eye situation. If you still want to go through with it, of course." Pulling Lohen closer, he gently brushed non-existent speck of dust from his cheek.

( BITES HIM. )

Aren't you just adorable? ( Pinching his little cheeks. )

You do?

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"Why nooot?"

"Mm? What's wrong, I thought you said everyone likes it."

"Right, right. Good boy~"

Oh? Don't worry about it, dear.

"Usually, yes."

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( Flashing a lovely smile. )

You should finish your healing process at the hospital!

"Let me guess, that's because you also enjoy being praised?"

He did? Ha. Then it is only fair to call him a gnome. Handsome one, though.

So judgmental, though. It's not his fault he is short.

Says you.

Gnome? Really?

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( Childe laughs, his eye fixated on Lohen as he bows in a polite manner and takes his hand for a kiss. ) You speak so sweetly, ah.

Huh? Right now, you mean? ( Tornado of a guy... )

Naaaaaah. All good, don't worry too much. We Vision holders are much more resilient than your regular patients. ;)

( He snorts, realizing who Lohen meant. )

"All the more reason to keep it then!" Damn. All pretty men are taken around here.

"You came!"

( Liiiick. ) Our bunny cried and begged for help, but in the end... mmm... I don't know, in the end the fox ate it or something.

Rich gnome?..

A little kick here and there won't do nothing.

Ah. Too bad. Childe raises his hands. "I respect promises. Alright then, perhaps I should just leave you be."

He needed his paws to run up the hill, so he used his teeth to carry this meal~ ( Gently bites Lohen's neck. )

We are keeping you in business, doc.

But then came a fox to whisk him away! ~

I'm listening.

"What are you waiting for?"

Hippity-hop, hippity-hay, this cute little bunny wanted to play~

I meant the other six. -_//

Who do I murder?

"As a low-ranking Fatui Harbinger I love to risk!~" KICKS HIM IN THE SHIN.

Why, thank you. You're very beautiful yourself, Vice Captain.

Nah. They'll do it in a heartbeat.

Cute little bunny hopping on a hill...

"Am I allowed to kick you back?~"

Hahahaa, I like the sound of it.

Aeon, huh. Must be nice to have so much power.

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