[KNOCK. KNOCK... The Dog knocked on the door.]

"everyone buy this so I can go on a 6 week vacation in Lithuania."

"It is awesome... Gay People are awesome... We should all love gay people."

"Indeed... Bark."

"man love man and woman love woman."

"I shall make this canon."

"Don't buy my favourite show... Plus i need The Doctor for chapter 6."

[The Dog is currently playing Don't Forget on the piano.] "When the light is running low And the shadows start to grow And the places that you know Seem like fantasy There's a light inside your soul That's still shining in the cold With the truth The promise in our hearts Don't forget..."

"this is a true fact."

"Hello everyone... Dog here. I have news... Sora will be a boss fight in Deltarune Chapter 5."

OMEGA allow God to review your beverages.

"I wish to sign... bark."

"ahem..." *Cough Cough...* "bark."

"Well just get the book done... I don't want British Game Theory man making 800 videos on a single pixel of the books sprites."

"Dog approves."

"Old Man... Please leave the gang alone and finish your book before I make the Knight end you in chapter 5."

"bark!"

[The Dog becomes buff and grabs Mike by the throat.] "From now on... you won't listen to anyone."

@rainingcatsandcats.bsky.social "What is it I hear... You're murdering my characters."

"I require a Kris and a Susie for something..."

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦

[The Dog turned around.] "No." [It turned back around and waddled off.]

"Because I use the tissue to wipe the tears of Deltarune fans."

"Bark Bark." [It's just waddling by.]

"Hello Kris." [The Dog has appeared holding Susie's axe...]

"I'm GOD." [He'd continue waddling away.]

"Bark Bark Motherfucker." [The Dog walks past carrying an axe.]

"And for handing me this... You get a spin-off series." [The Dog waddled off holding the axe.]

@rude-buster.bsky.social "susie... I wish to borrow your axe."

[The Dog wishes for Fire Lord Zuko to LOCK IN.]

[The Dog has begun playing music on his piano.]

"Greetings... It is I. DOG. and I am here to say when the next deltarune chapter releases..."

"Motherfucker I own you if anything you should be the one leaving... MIKE GET THIS OLD DUSTY ASS CRT OUTTA HERE!"

"thank you." [The Dog waddled away to consume its meal.]

"gimme free one."

"..." [The Dog's eyes have began glowing as it recites an ancient Latin Proverb.]

"B. And if you say I'm wrong I shall erase you..."

"Very well... I must go eat ancient artifacts now." [The Dog waddled off.]

"Sora... Shall I commence the erasure of Spamton for stealing your vital organs."

[The Dog has reappeared you may greet the dog.]

[The Dog has finished it's spin and is now asleep.]

"bark bark." [It has reverted back to Dog.]

[The Dog is Happy... It does a spin.]

[The Dog Appears.]

"indeed it is."

"bark." [The Dog has appeared.]

"you may."

"this is quite fun indeed." [The Dog has spoken.]

"greetings cubed woman."