[ Somewhere in Hometown, there is an Asgore-shaped snow poff. Or, maybe it’s just Asgore covered in snow. ]

[ sneeze. ]

Happy Holidays! Poinsettias are on... "discount" today for the occasion. A gift, from the Flower King to you!

Please do not forget to set out milk and cookies for Santa. ... Please.

// censoring carol’s name caught me so off guard that’s so fucking funny

Oh. Is Mr. Spamton… not good with children? [ sorry he sounds so disappointed. ]

... What just happened?

[ Looks around scared ]

[ Very sad and dejectedly standing outside the Dreemurr household. ] Well, at least everyone is having fun…

[ sneeze. ]

I would be dressing up, but unfortunately I only have one costume… [ You know exactly what costume he means. ]

The Flower King is all decorated for Halloween— I am sure the kids will enjoy the orange and black flower displays… In other news, what is that scary dark pillar in the sky? Hahah.

// now i need you to consider asgore with hank hill’s voice, that’s all

Hank Hill … I know him …

.......... Perhaps the rake was not such a bad choice ...

[ Standing with a rake in hand. ] I heard there is a creepy old man outside my ex-wife’s house.

……….……….……….

﹙ OOE ﹚ ﹙ local tired woman stepping out with a broom, bags under her eyes and no glasses. ﹚ Go HOME, Asgore.

Something, perhaps, just happened?

[ sneeze ] Oh! I feel as if … I’ve been … known.

// very scared of my notifs rn because this one breached containment

… I miss when she used to nuzzle my nose like that too …

Yes, let us burg and truck in!

// Scary.

// GABERT HAS ME CACKLING

My child, I fear I am both.

You don't? Have you been attending class?

I miss her every day. I miss when she used to look at me like this.

We do not talk about your Uncle Reidgore.

... I think he is a nice guy!

It is okay. I understand.

[ SIGHS ... ]

Clicking on ads did absolutely nothing wrong to my computer, I think.

Fun boss monster fact: we have a "freak" gene!

// TERRIBLE . AWFUL

Goodbye!

Oh! The ghosts of my past.

// oh god this breached containment the irls found it

I do not!

“pathetic wet divorced” Asgore “balding chopped ugly greasy” Asgore Ha ha ha. These are very funny jokes.

C HARMING H ANDSOME O RIGINAL P ATIENT P OSITIVE E FFORTLESS D ARLING 😊🤗🤗🤗🕊️🕊️🕊️☮️☮️💐💐💐🌹💐🌹🌸🌸🌸

What else is there?

????

He's like a what.

I am a grandfather?

What.

AFHNUFNM NOM NOM GRRR GNMA OMN ONOMM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH THE BEAST IS FREED OM NOM NOMG FHGHF

( oh my god I'm yearning for my married best friend right now. )