My strawberries grow.... We picked and ate the first one tonight, the first #strawberry in our strawberry patch we planted last year. We made all the yummy noises.

This is so well done. 👌

I want this device

Quick & keto: Roast Beef & Munster rolls with Horseradish Sauce, Hummus Boats with cucumber and sumac, and Hot Soft Yolk Egg with Pimento Cheese. This is 90% just shopping well. My Happy Easter High Tea - these are the savories. #ketosky #ketobeautiful #hightea #cookingsky

And The Ten Commandments don't help math scores. Feeding kids breakfast raises them by 17%

This photo does no justice to the beautiful moon that greeted me this morning. It was glorious and perfect.

The #trumpers who showed up yesterday at #NoKings in #Suwanee, GA,were carrying Trump 2028 flags. We said "Hooray, #FirstAmendment," and they nodded yes, & then we reminded them their guy doesn't believe in the First Amendment for everyone. GOPedos, defend Daddy.

There's a new bird on my bird call list this evening. A Yellow-Rumped Warbler. Since I'm sitting in my Adirondack chair in Georgia during pine pollen season, I have a yellow rump, too, right now. #merlin #birdcalls

This was the plan for #TSA & #ICE from the beginning. Privatize and profitize everything for the #oligarchs while making life harder for everyone else, including the TSA and ICE agents.

#gf #mushroom & #Swiff #chaffle #donuts #cookingsky #ketobeautiful I have a love for kitchen gadgets, mushrooms, cheese, and cooking. I know this is not normal behavior, but I simply do not care.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!! It's a simple plan. Hear me out. #Piss on the floor outside the gendered #toilets in #Idaho. The penalty is so much less, and really proves this point: They’re not worried about people peeing in public. They’re worried about the *wrong* people peeing in private.

St. Patrick's + 1 day dinner. #cookingsky It turns out you don't have to eat it boiled, you could actually quick boil your #cornedbeef to reduce saltiness and then braise it. Finish it with some honey under the broiler. I put my meat on a bed of baby #carrots, and are they delicious?!

Look at this pretty little #MCM tray I found #Thrifting. Cleaned all the dirt off and oiled it with some olive. Nice. Not bad for $5.

Another #morning, up at 4:30 for no reason. I've taken up making my "coffee" and enjoying myself with a Tasting History video. I say "coffee" as it's a slurry of collagen, D-ribose, D-Manonos, mushroom #coffee and cream. My menopause life. What's menopause brought you?

I'm sick of the same fucking shit. I'm just, gah. Over it.

Protest. Go.

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#Piday Show me your Pie! Mine is a high protein #GF crust #sugar-free #apple pie with extra spices. Don't judge me. I really like what the #mandolin slicer does for the apples. Homemade or store-bought, show me your pie. #ketobeautiful #cookingsky

Somebody explained to me why I'm supposed to take #substack seriously? As far as I can tell this is a combination of blogging and email marketing that has no editorial review. Do I have that right?

I made an amazing #soup yesterday, #beans and pancetta from the farmers market, onions and broth. I have not stopped farting since I woke up! I am afraid I may float away today in a big wind. I'm #menopausal now so I'm just going to #fart but I need to...

WHY are we paying federal taxes when Republicans start unwanted wars + threaten to withhold fed funds for education, FEMA, infrastructure, healthcare etc. Democrats must use unprecedented tactics NOW. Example: State of CA saves+withholds Californians Fed taxes to use for bargaining with Fed Gov.

Are we going to note the child-like #writing here? Over simple sentence structure, resembling spoken storytelling, repetition instead of explanation, playground-style framing, self-narration, all-caps & emotional punctuation. It's like talk radio or reality-TV narration. He's regressing AND lying.

Who are you #reading right now? I'll go first: God's Junk Drawer. #readingsky #booksky

This innocent person was held for 8 months and we have to suffer a rapist pedophile in the white house. I'm just done. There is no justice. Laws don't fucking matter. We still don't have justice for Renee or Alex. We just have war and rights being stripped away. Just atrocity after atrocity. Fuck.

Imagine joining the US Military and then making a career of it just to end up being the "yes" general who's become morally ambivalent for the sake of a hostility-titillated dictator. No matter what the joint chiefs do from here, "Trump" will be in the first line of their obituary. Sold their souls.

I've never been so disgusted by a concept. But, somehow I can't imagine this is the first time he's killed little girls. I'm so ashamed of this whole regime.

Find out who your state legislators are and (sometimes) find scripts to call them about important issues on 5Calls.org. Here's a page for another important bill in the GA legislature.

Does your driver's license reflect your WEIGHT or your HAIR COLOR at birth? No- it reflects what your adult hair color is, & we don't go running to the DMV every time we gain or lose 10 lb. Making sex at birth a requirement on your driver's license is using outdated information.

Holy #ketobeautiful! Ski cheese. #Chaffles... Made with Ski cheese *gesticulates wildly* It's wonderful. Wishing I had apple slices for the top. #cooking #skicheese #gf

#Veterans they want to compensate you based on your best days and pretend your worst days don't exist. Comment NOW. regulations.gov and search for 2900-AS49 The second entry offers the comment option. THIS IS A TEST. AND THEY WILL COME FOR THE CIVILIAN DISABLED NEXT.

If the plan is to deport illegal immigrants out of the US, why do they need so many warehouses to house them? Do y’all still think this is only for ‘illegals’? #endice #fucktrump #dueprocess

Well, the political will is easy to come by when it's one oligarch billionaire politician shoving hundreds of millions into the overflowing pockets of private prison oligarch suck buddies who have each other over the same unethical barrels on Epstein Isle. Christ on a bike, we need help. #Eattherich

Red hats...

Egg roll in a bowl. #keto #ketobeautiful #cookingsky A weeknight favorite - so easy. A pound of ground pork, part of a bag of deluxe slaw salad, baby bok choy, ginger garlic, onion, soy sauce and toasted sesame oil. One pan. Yum.

I'm going to watch #BadBunny in the #superbowl halftime show because the people who want a separate #halftime show wanted separate drinking fountains, too... and to fuck kids. I don't follow hockey, but here I am.

My #leftover #shrimp from last night has become a #keto #quesadilla. Much protein here & a goodly amount of fat. We've got some Montery Jack & #mozzarella with two giant shrimp, some #avocado & an #eggwrap. I'm guesstimating 20 grams of #protein or so & for my snack, that's plenty. #cookingsky.

I wanted to make some Chinese - like food that won't kill me, so rice allergy be damned. #Cooking #peanut sauce at home. So much yum. Shrimp were huge for $6.99/lb. #ketobeautiful #GF #cookingsky #thai -ish #satay -like #shrimp #bokchoy

Used a pizza cutter? You might have thought he would have come to the conclusion that there was no point. #EdgeMaster #CookingComedy #EatTheRich

My father was a graduate student at Kent State. We lived nearby. He remembers this and was still a conservative. Until he found himself 50 years later in 2 minorities. Queer and disabled in his 70s, he's where Kent State should have put him earlier.

And that headline puts its thumb on the reality of conservatives - "better dead than compassionate - NO WOKE." Don't vaccinate your own kids, "they might get the tism" - better dead than neurodivergent. ...1/3

#GOP #EPSTEIN

When ICE works from home.... #TheOnion #cruelty #endICE

Still not the problem - these groups. #EndTrump #A25 #EndICE

#Boymom #kidtexts Have children, they said. It's fun they touted ... And now he texts me like:

Congress: where ACCOUNTABILITY goes to die.

Lady Danbury... You #WestAfrican #Queen. She has this beautiful #sankofa brooch. Do you know what it means? It means "you must return for what is important." And her beautiful #Ashanti ring.... I love this woman. #bridgerton

The comments are breaking my heart. Y'all so kind! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP85r1fAj/

So, the show I joined "Are We Cooked?" dropped the episode I'm in. I literally have not watched it yet... I'm confident in what I said. For all of those who saw the TikTok trailer & asked if I would be their mama - yes, I am. Please go drink some water. #transrights #mamabear #pride #cookingsky

#KetoBeautiful It's weird but good. I'm calling it an Avoketo Crunch Wrap. It's #AvocadoToast made from my personal recipe for #GF #ketobread wrapped in an #egglife with toasted #brie. It's musky and #crunchy and creamy. #ketosky #cookingsky #thatswhatshesaid

Bovino gets to leave the frozen north and keeps his pension? Christ on a bike...