hierarchy of sports fans that totally suck: #1 is the Bluejays. Just the worst. But it's not their fault, Canadians don't know how to dine in America. #2 is the 49ers. I don't really know why they suck so hard, but they do. #3 is the raiders. Ibid. Just awful. #4 is just all other sports fans.

Playing No Man's Sky feels like this.

You are now breathing manually.

If you see this, quote post a #sunset. Tatooine sunset in Seattle from a few weeks ago.

This is my new fur baby Toulouse. I am convinced this cat was partially raised by a dog at some point. Or there was a dog around when it was a kitten. He wags his tail like a dog. He shakes his head like a dog when he's playing. And he TOTALLY sleeps like a dog.

Get yourself a man who looks at you like orpheus looks at eurydice. Wait, no-

THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.

My alt text rating score is 97.53% ☺️ 592 posts analyzed, 81 contain images, 79 have alt text... Get your Bluesky alt text rating here: cred.blue/alt-text I literally think the 2 that don't have alt text are the 2 posts I made years ago before I was an active member.

Someone proved him wrong right away.

ope, got a nastygram from bluesky for… this:

Girl, are you a bluesky moderator Because charlie kirk is awful quiet about gun control now (Og post by @tylerjameshill.com)

Here's something good in these bad times. I want to introduce Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec-Monfa (Toulouse for short) to everyone.

He should be buried next to Rush limbaugh just to make it convenient for everyone.

That's just good parenting.

9/11: 9 hard with 11geance

Won the Powerball drawing! I only won $9, but I still won...

The Snake Eating Its Tail Stage.

So, he wasn’t Lyfting?

Does anyone know of another site that I can use to get past paywall articles? I've used 12ft.io for a long time, but it's been inconsistent lately...

I'm proud to call Ashley a friend, and this is pretty amazing to watch.

When I read Harry Potter for the first time when I was young and naive, I literally didn't believe people like Professor Umbridge existed. Boy was I wrong.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.

Sometimes my inner child is the unhappiest

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Your Gen Z is showing.

Normal people: "Yay! Labor Day! We all get Monday off!" Service workers: "Ok troops we're almost there. We trained all summer for this, if we can get past this weekend without murdering a guest then we can just coast for the next few months. Remember to smile and stabbing people is a last resort.

This is also one of my best friends in the whole world. She has been run over by American healthcare, and just needs a little help.

It's gotta be more than 1. One is a fluke. Two a coincidence. The third makes them scared. The 4th is when they realize we're serious, and after that, we can start talking about change. And I admit, it may take more than 4, But if we eat an appropriate amount of billionares we can change the world.

Forgot to take my meds last night. Spent today unmedicated. Do not like. Unsubscribe.

I sent this to a friend, but this a pretty comprehensive account with what's been going on with imgur for the last week or so.

I second this. And third this. @tylerjameshill.com is absolutely one of the greats. I'm proud to call him a friend.

Targeted ads suck so hard. If I buy a replacement toilet seat from Amazon, for MONTHS after the targeted ads are just this: Hey shithead it looks like you like toiletseats. So here's so many toiletseats. If you bought one, you obviously want more Buy more toilet seats. That is all you can buy now.

This is worse than "thoughts and prayers." Just saying.

Tatooine sunset in Seattle tonight.

So imgur is apparently imploding today.

I need a day off to recover from my day off.

Them: How's life treating you? Me: Well, I stopped looking both ways before I cross the street anymore, so not that great...

The computer also used to scream in horrific agony when you connected to the internet, and I feel like we should have been more aware of that early on.

Whenever I hear about the AI bubble about to pop, and I remember that literally none of them were designed to benefit regular people.

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It’s as pointless as trying to win an argument with a MAGA cultist. A waste of time and energy, I say!

Seattle representing in the fight against the genocide in Gaza.

Ruin a movie: Plebeian of the Rings

I can't find an actual source for this, but I'm posting it anyway because it makes me feel good. Take this whole post with a grain of salt. Just because it feels real, doesn't make it so.

i will never vote for the gavin newsom/pete buttegieg ticket