successfully officiated a wedding 👍

time to listen to the new 5sos song for my entire 5 hour drive today

Oh my god the new 5sos song FUCKS.

what. and i mean this so seriously. the fuck.

No work for five days!!!!!! (please clap)

this better be good bc the whole storyline (what little we know) is so unserious. like sending ludicrous to space in fast and furious

found this guy hiding under my car in the shade. brought him to a flower. his wing's a little hecked but he flew away fine

I miss Bobby Nash.

luke I circled the things I put up for Halloween. the rest is always there

Instagram is a dystopian hell scape

the interesting thing about me decorating for Halloween is that my apartment barely looks any different. my year-round vibe is Halloween. spooky. like, half of my regular decor is a normal person's spooky season.

Update: I survived

letting someone else cut my hair for the first time in years and I am Anxious

storytime: One time when I was a kid, I decided I wanted to read R.A. Salvatore's Legend of Drizzt series, which is based off DND. Imagine me, a little preteen in a purple Aeropostale shirt, standing at the fantasy bookshelf at my local Border's (rip Border's, amirite?)

to survival

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics. This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.

You can submit a request to ABC here over their firing of Jimmy Kimmel here. There is no popular consensus behind these Red Scare tactics the government is using against media. Organizing against this can win. support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

quite literally does anyone acknowledge of a kitten or young cat in the Chicago area that needs adopting

im a camel with too many straws on my back.

I shouldn't be surprised that they're still reportedly filming episode 3 with the season less than a month away

guess i forgot to unfollow Ned Fulmer a few years ago but I guess he has an interview with People magazine now

Do you believe it

they can't do any more pre-911 flashbacks with Buck bc he got too beefy

timeliness cleanse ✨️ everyone who sees this post, quote 5 things that make you happy 1. my cats 2. smosh 3. Halloween 4. cuddling up in bed (with my cats) 5. listening to music while driving down an empty road

“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

trying one more time I need to rehome my cat, been trying dor months woth no luck, he deserves a loving home I am located in eastern PA right next to jersey, im willing to travel a bit alt text has the screenshot info ⚠️please share this, help me find a miracle⚠️ #cat #rehome #help #helpsky

car no start ☹️☹️☹️ how to drive 5 hours to officiate my best friend's wedding in two weeks if car no start???

Haven't done one of these in a while

12 and a half hours 👍

I trust him

i have zero notes

just give me more character driven episodes. you don't have to go bigger every time

Three years ago today, I saw Lil Nas X in concert 😊

I carried a purple folder around with a giant printed out photo of Louis's face for a full school year

DRESS BLUES

me if anyone cares

just wrote my first essay in over 6 year and dear GOD I forgot how annoying it is trying to properly format and cite. the essay was fine. the formatting? an hour. my brain hurts

do we think Angela Bassett watched Quinta Brunson's "Why I Left Buzzfeed" video

need a bike correctjon: want a bike

Just saw three huge black helicopters flying over my apartment complex toward Chicago. I hope it's nothing but it could quite literally be a war starting.

Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday

can't belive HBO max rebranded back to HBO max

I don't know this man but Oli looks teeny tiny and I find that hilarious

Bigfoot vibes

im at that point when youre so angry at one specific thing that everything else pisses you off. especially people being happy or calm.

im still mad at Timmy but I need my besties (the 118) back now. I've had a weird day and need some comfort

should have brought my book so I could read while waiting for the dermatologist 😖