thinking if the time i said the word sousaphone to my dad and he said all sarcastic, "what, was that invented bh John Phillip Sousa?" and like. yes. it was

turning off email notification sound at work for my mental health 😌

cause im still salty that I didn't get m&g but id be less salty if I knew other actual phannies got it

I hope all the m&g tickets went to established phannies and not people who joined, like, last week

sometimes I feel like im the Pokémon goomy

i know im preaching to the choir but please please DO NOT. USE AI APPS. TO ID EDIBLE MUSHROOMS OR PLANTS. DO NOT TRUST THE RESULTS. TO EAT. STUFF. oh they are wrong so OFTEN please no no no.

I just took a 2 hour nap and now I dont kno2 where I am

my cat just fell asleep on me and I dozed for a few minutes before he woke up and now I wanna take a nap...

unfortunately I feel physically and mentally better on days where I exercise in the morning

not the cutoff skinny jorts 😭

BTW this was what showed in the waiting room for tickets earlier

Buy banned books, from independent bookstores, read them, celebrate them, give them as gifts.

they cant keep getting away with this

RuPaul being right for once

okay sk it's Silver but still good!!!

does this mean I got Gold

217 ahead of me surely not all of them want gold

sometimes I get stressed and anxious and I think, wow, I used to feel like this all the time and I have no idea how I made it

im gonna shit and piss and cry and throw up less than an hour and a half before I fight for my life

also does the tour site automatically update at 12 to open ticket sales or do I have to go onto the page/refresh

3 hours 😰

how many m&g tickets per venue to you think

The answer was surprisingly well once I convinced myself there was nothing I could do last night

how am I supposed to sleep tonight

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 d&p 🕯 meet and greet 🕯 ticket 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

oh boy

Having a library card increases a person's attractiveness by at least 63%

guys I did a summer reading challenge with my library and the prize was an engraved bamboo cutting board 😭

guys send vibes im recording a final group presentation

goomy favorite Pokémon??

now it's Promline by Tommy from Smosh

shout out to the Mystery Inc polycule

two months with the child

happy pride! 🌈

being in a good mood is annoying sometimes because what do you mean i have the old YouTube song Honey Bear stuck in a loop in my head

looking for charms on Etsy and this listing is calling me gay

can it be Friday 12pm local time already im anxious 😥

walking to and from the gym is certainly something...

Just saw 7 moldy baguettes on the ground

update: went to gym

sometimes tho a book has so many names brands it starts to sound like product placement

Update: Not using the AI generated bullshit! And I laid out how horrible it is for the environment

Just spent 20 minutes trying to (politely) argue in a team meeting that gen AI goes against everything out presentation and class stand for

I want all women, girls, & femmes to know that despite the current state of the media (and the world), you are beautiful and worthy of love no matter what your body looks like. you do not have to shrink yourself to fit into the mangled jaws of the so-called body standards of this current climate

why do I... want to go to the gym?

who the fucj is that im crying

Londoners, there is a webpage for you to see where your nearest "cool spaces" are when the extreme heat hits - places with water, air-conditioning & shade. Have a look and spread the word, especially to those who may need this but might not think to look for it: apps.london.gov.uk/cool-spaces/

im actually so excited

workshopping hlwt nails

hey look at this IG message I just got 🤯