imagine spraying expanding foam into your ass

just watched an hour long video on refrigerators

man i wish the military industrial complex wasnt so fucking cool

crazy how 2010 was 30 years ago

ive been pissing nonstop all day

think i gave myself testicular torsion

if you don’t look at least 40% gay is your fit really fire?

@benratkey.com what do we have here 👀

just got a costco membership so you know this shit is real

@deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com's mute lists are pretty fire i recommend

whoever invented root beer needs their peepee sucked expeditiously

up to something nefarious

these Kirkland Signature percs got me fucked up

87% of car crashes are caused by sober drivers but the drunk ones are the problem?

no I can’t hang out right now I’m caramelizing onions

idk how this Nirvana clothing brand only makes one shirt but stays profitable

This is what I tell myself when I get caught putting centipedes in the urinal 💯

dudes start tucking their t-shirt into their pants and think theyre a fashion icon

just realized cops are called 12 because 9 + 1 + 1

Annoying the shit out of people is my only true passion in life

ive always wondered why women are the almost sole majority consumers of true-crime/serial killer type media.

gin is such an underrated spirit

why is protesting so embarrassing to me no matter how much i believe in a cause

about to buy a vintage racing jacket and nobody can stop me

TIL the guy who invented Ruby on Rails is a professional race car driver

wish I was gay

pussy so good I said poggers afterwards

u and me both

This reminded me about how emoji composition works with zero-width joiners. The trans flag is a combination of the white flag emoji 🏳️ and the transgender symbol ⚧️ linked with a ZWJ. Looks like the character limit split it into its parts and only had enough room for the first one.

bought this one sweater from urban outfitters that changed the trajectory of my life

whos gonna make the first content farming bot to crawl bluesky and screenshot posts for reddit updoots on /r/whitepeoplebluesky

gm to all the real ones, cringeposters are sleeping right now

thinking back to when I would commit and push my environment variables to public GitHub repos

anyone wanna join the bsky Quake server

eating sardines straight out the tin

That's great. "uninterested" is the ideal reaction to some other people having a friend group you don't care about

anyone else hyped for that Nelson Mandela biopic starring Ryan Gosling?

im a hello kitty girl on the inside

Life would be so good if i was lobotomized and taken care of by a cute girl

wonder what queen elizabeth is up to rn

deleting posts i thought were funny after getting 2 likes

i am now a light theme convert and i will die on this hill

having to write a cover letter completely fucks up my job-applying flow

love places where i can order food without talking to anyone

Beamposting

it's more-so that every time a social media network starts banning "the right people", that somehow almost never remains consistent and within a few years ends up including anyone that's bad for business, ie: sex workers, anarchists & controversial (but not violent) political accounts...

5 follower special, comment and ill put you in my will