My alternate ending: #BMovieManiacs

The seem underdressed for this. #BMovieManiacs

It's cool that the snow beast has evolved enough to know to go to the door even if he doesn't know how to open it & doesn't realize he could just tear it off. #BMovieManiacs

Whatever she saw in that truck, I'm sure it was terrible & none of our business. #BMovieManiacs

I get little details of this movie mixed up with that awful avalanche film w/ Rock Hudson & Mia Farrow. #BMovieManiacs

He always praises the villains & mocks the heroes.

Because nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like turkey, stuffing, flint corn, and cigarettes

you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit

"It's the witching hour. Nobody cares which is which!" 😄 #TCMParty

Merry Christmas, everyone! #TCMParty

Well I did not expect this turn of events. 🥺 #TCMParty

It warms my heart to know there exists a movie with Fannie Flagg, Candy Darling, & the guy from WKRP. #TCMParty #SomeOfMyBestFriendsAre

omg that was Fannie Flagg! #TCMParty #SomeOfMyBestFriendsAre

Candy Darling was beautiful. #TCMParty

Cher is really good w/ hick accents. Kathy Bates is too but I think she is a southern girl. #TCMParty

As soon as I switched on this movie I recognized Kathy Bates' voice before I even saw her. I don't think I realized how distinctive her voice is. #TCMParty

Tuned in late & I'm not sure I've got a full grasp of all the revelations. I remember seeing some of this movie as a kid & I'm sure I didn't get all of it then even tho I was a bit aware of lgbt subtext from a pretty young age (because most of my youth was pretty much subtext). #TCMParty

That was a fun one, Maniacs. Remember if you're flying out of Indo-China over the holidays, remember to pack light & practice your spear throwing. Take care, all. #BMovieManiacs

Wait they saved the sexy bathing scenes for the end credits?! Boo #BMovieManiacs

Where'd that other blonde come from? I think they may be reproducing asexually. #BMovieManiacs

Mister, don't come between me & my Sister. #BMovieManiacs

"I fear the sight of me would frighten them." I have no idea why. #BMovieManiacs

Elizabeth's kind of a badass tbh. #BMovieManiacs

Is this the origin story of Sister Christian? #BMovieManiacs

They cut off his head. Then they made Gilligan marry the chief's daughter. #BMovieManiacs

We all knew where this was going but still - yuck. #BMovieManiacs

The blonde kinda reminds me of Kimball on Reno 911. #BMovieManiacs

This is the famous lost Sesame Street counting scene. #BMovieManiacs

"I'm comin' Elizabeth!" #BMovieManiacs

Nice Emmy submission scene moment there, dude. #BMovieManiacs

This is the new "bang hot women abandoned on a tropical island" Westworld isn't it? #BMovieManiacs

"Look Debbie, when we planned this glamping trip there was nothing about attending mandatory mass!" #BMovieManiacs

Lord Of The Flyaway Bangs! #BMovieManiacs

That man! He tried to steal my Clairol hot oil treatment! #BMovieManiacs

Well now we know why Lawford's sober. This guy's been holding back the liquor. #BMovieManiacs

Survivor: Playmate Edition this fall on Paramount! #BMovieManiacs

Lawford sounds disarmingly sober. But it's early yet. #BMovieManiacs

Are you sure we're gonna be back by Saturday? I've got a rendezvous with Peter Graves. #BMovieManiacs

Guest starring in a movie. #BMovieManias

Wow they really should have stopped these Sister Act sequels. #BMovieManiacs

I wish I knew how to quit you, Byron. #BMovieManiacs

"I just wanted to arouse you." #BMovieManiacs

"I gave him a little help with some Snausages and Pupperoni" #BMovieManiacs

"I guess there's only one way to satisfy you." "Yay, we're gonna be on Tattletales!" #BMovieManiacs

Clint Walker hasn't felt this alive since he was stalked by a killer bulldozer. #BMovieManiacs

Glinda got some 'splainin to do but she knows her twittering little voice & pretty face will get her out of trouble again. #TCMParty #WizardOfOz

"Child, you cut me to the quick!" I love how the Professor/Wizard talks. #TCMParty #WizardOfOz

Dorothy's going to give the Wizard a sternly worded Yelp review. #TCMParty #WizardOfOz

As I read it, one of the Winkies stepped on Toto & sprained her paw during the shoot, earning her some recovery time spent at Judy Garland's house. Judy fell in love with her & begged the owner/trainer to let her adopt her, which of course he didn't. Sweet story tho. #TCMParty #TheWizardOfOz

When the Witch picks up Toto & flashes his little belly (somewhat immodestly to the camera!) it's obvious to see that Toto was actually a Totee (she was a female Cairn terrier named Terry but her owner changed her named to Toto once the film was out). #TCMParty #TheWizardOfOz