Gosh, when my mind is idle I sure do hate a lot of stuff.

I, for one, would also like to not talk about a podcaster i enjoyed listening to years ago now doing ozempic commercials.

I think my 2yr old quoted Midnight Cowboy at me tonight.

I give the kids Play-Doh still in the can and let them figure out how to get it out. #PlayDohDad

Popped a handful of dill pickle flavored almonds in my mouth with one hand and immediately tossed the rest of the freshly open pack in the trash with the other hand.

I’ve now seen I Think You Should Leave so will be spending the next week scrolling backwards in your timeline to catch up now.

I so have little to share. I LOVE BEING A FATHER. That is all.

I’m a contestant on the latest episode of DrGameshow absolutely embarrassing myself completely. overcast.fm/+AAQ3k5fQNC4

More people should call cereal breakfast soup.

Every time I watch a Disney at the Hollywood Bowl concert I get unnecessarily mad & jealous assuming @mikeroe.bsky.social was probably there.

This is my impression of Grogu walking

If I had a $1 for every time, at the end of a home renovation show, I whispered to my wife “Where do they put their tv?” I would be eccentrically rich.

Okay. One more time.