i fear i’m going to get massively back into Take That…

outer worlds 2, my beloved!!! (i’ve played 11 hours in 2 days, i’m well and truly COOKED)

i’ve got 9 days off work so i started this extended vacation by playing powerwash simulator 2 in the bath with a pumpkin caramel oat iced latte, as one should.

i hardwired my Rog Ally X to my TV so now i can be emotionally devastated on a much larger scale. #clairobscurexpedition33

why did no-one cast carla gugino and oscar isaac as a live action morticia and gomez? they teased me so hard with sucker punch (which i am watching right now and is the basis for this though).

i’ve had two emails today from GP surgeries asking if their patients are on our clinic waiting list, only for me to have to tell them both times that the patients have already had their appointments. you’d think they, i don’t know, might contact the patients to ask them that?

working in cardiology is so funny because tell me how i recognised that i went into tachycardia in a nightclub lmao. i’m fine, by the way, i think it was just alcohol anxiety.

one of my colleagues gave me her family curry recipe and i’m never buying store bought sauce jars again, it SLAPS.

restarted my 265 hour animal crossing island - rip to a real one but i needed a fresh start.

update to this: the one currently on the PS store is actually a knock-off version of the original PC game 🙃🙃

it has not, in fact, saved me, i’m still struggling today

i wish i’d known that Crime Scene Cleaner was glitchy and full of AI before i’d spent £12 on it 🙃 it was on my wishlist for so long.

save me pepto bismol pepto bismol save me

started playing kingdom come: deliverance. died in jail on the first day, but overall having a great time. bit miffed that you can’t pet any of the dogs though.

i got over this and now i’m just frustrated that i never seem to have enough keys or gems lmao

How playing Blue Prince feels

why is Blue Prince so unintentionally scary? i’m nervous at all times, especially during cutscenes.

just watched Finders Keepers on Prime on the recommendation of @bobmort.bsky.social and if you haven’t seen it yet, you MUST. i didn’t expect such wholesomeness in my ‘man accidentally buys another man’s leg and then won’t give it back’ documentary.

put on How It’s Made to try and fall asleep but ended up getting too invested in how things are made.

i didn’t know true self control until i was trying my absolute hardest not to cry laughing at my desk listening to harry hill on off menu doing clarinet impressions.

selling two tickets for Hadestown matinee in dress circle H11 and H12. my dog is unwell and i really can’t be away from him rn. they are reduced view but also it’s the last broadway cast show so worth it, i guess? selling for £50 each.

i can’t believe i’m engaged to Sam Crashing

consider this my official petition for phoebe waller-bridge to bring back bbc’s crashing, thank you and goodnight.

no-one but me in the pup in the house tonight, so i'm making us both a spaghetti bolognese (using pup-safe ingredients, obviously).

eating carrots and hummus directly after a chicken caesar salad creates such a weird flavour profile in my mouth. is it the parmesan? i don’t know. whatever it is, i do NOT wike it.

I JUST MET NORBOT!!!!

five minutes into the first episode of the first season of the traitors, and i'm already GASPING. how have i not watched this sooner???

just checked in with a patient who’d stopped in the middle of the hallway to make sure she wasn’t lost, and she said she’d just got new hearing aids and couldn’t believe how much she could hear so was just listening to things 🥹

platinumed DA: Veilguard and now i feel a little lost bc i’ve TRULY hyperfixated on that game for the last week.

“why are you getting so many messages???” it’s two pigeons who send messages to each other.

going thru an old hard drive and found all my old lecture notes from my forensic degree. i guess i know what i'm reading for the rest of the night.

my new years resolution is to get my trophy completion higher than 25% - my problem is that i keep starting new games and neglecting the ones i was already playing (dragon age veilguard, i'm so sorry). REPOSTED BC I KEEP FORGETTING ALT TEXT

according to facebook, i had a headache ten years ago. i think i still have that same headache ten years later. today is NOT it.

I just saw that 'MEN ARE SADDER WHEN THEIR WIVES EARN MORE' bullshit nonsense and as someone who has the 'My executive bread winning wife/Me showing her the Star Wars Lego I'd like' meme up in the hall, which men?! WHICH MEN, MOTHERFUCKER?!

one of the most depressing realizations in politics is the day you understand that a lot of people would legitimately prefer to spend more money to make sure nobody “undeserving” gets a benefit than to make it accessible to everyone

i feel so adult. last night, i bought premium bonds and set up a stocks and shares ISA.

setting my clan tag on BO6 as 'BTON' to represent the regency sluts xo

the red light green light game mode on black ops 6 is about to become my new hyperfixation, i love it so much.

it's time for my favourite holiday tradition: the black mirror christmas special. if only to imagine jon hamm making me roast potatoes.

it’s the time of year where i post the christmas boy! and what an exceptionally handsome christmas boy he is this year.

i’m so glad everyone else is in agreement that today’s connections was diabolical.

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we played poetry for neanderthals last night and now the group chat has descended into anarchy.

Having a library card is the BIGGEST green flag ✅

i’m so sorry, i keep forgetting y’all exist over here.

I currently need 53 sign-ups if I'm going to make rent this month (might be less if patreon actually process payments for once) You get literally 1000s of posts, over 500 recipes for £5 and more added every day. Please just give it a try. You improve my life massively and can cancel anytime.

and so, the Durge save names begin #PS5Share, #BaldursGate3

his name is rocky, he’s the android sent from cyberlife.

i am thinking very intensely about Ethan Hawke playing Dr. Strange based solely on the way he looked in Strange Way Of Life. and i mean, it’s RIGHT THERE in the name of the short.

THIS IS HUGE!!! If you haven’t yet, for whatever reason, PLEASE get a library card!! I was able to read over 150 graphic novels this year, FOR FREE, because of public libraries! And authors still get paid from the amount of checkouts their books receive! It’s a win-win! 📚 📚