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Jon Fetterman is a piece of shit disappointment.

What phone was Paris holding in that video?

Goodbye STi. It's not you, it's me. Also it's you a little bit.

You wanna know how fucked we are? At my last job I was on a call with a developer triageing an issue when the CTO asked "who wrote this code, and can you tell me what it does?" The answer? "I pushed the code to production, but to be honest I am not familiar with what it does" 😳

William Shatner 24 years older than Disneyland. He is 40 years older than Disney World. He is older than the Empire State Building and the Golden Gate Bridge. He is older than the Las Vegas strip. He is older than The Gateway Arch in St. Louis.

The Mercedes G Wagon used in Bugonia is an electric car, but the production put fake exhausts on it and added G63 effects on drive-bys AND NO ONE IS TALKNG ABOUT IT! What is WRONG with you people!?

"Listen up, you little spazoids, I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!" Name the movie.

I am playing Storebound with some cool people tomorrow. Join @caribrew.bsky.social, @kasedog.bsky.social, and myself tomorrow at 8 Eastern for some classic Twitch game antics. twitch.tv/tangerineboost

Without saying your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned eighteen.

I worked in private aviation. I know the space and I don't think Linus is a bad person for owning one. In fact, good for him! I will say I don't think he is talking to me anymore. Budget computer builds and fun networking is why I followed, jet life videos are when I unfollow.

Ya love to see it. People said at the end of last year that the sales numbers were not "real" as the tax credits ended and people rushed to get in under the wire, etc. This quarter is when we see the real impact of the market and that Elon's toxicity. He will be removed as CEO I think.

Fuck the orange one.

I realized I have years and years of Twitch stream VODs just sitting here. All of them in full holy shit quality. Somewhere around 23TBs.

Seeing photos of ICE at the airports just reminds me of the truth that all these people are nerds and/or folks with inferiority complexes who where given a vest and a gun. Now they're cool. Everyone was wrong about them. Look how powerful they are. Finally respected. Maybe they will get laid now.

I fucked up by not playing this game until today. I think everyone should play this. Do it.

Last week I interviewed for a senior leadership role at a small company. The interview was very rigorous and I had days or work poured into a presentation I gave to their hiring team. Since that interview they have ghosted me entirely. 5 interview rounds later and they stopped responding. Sucks.

This showed up in my recommended again, and I was reminded of how awesome it is. The song itself is good, but what has always struck me about it was the unsung lyrics. You can see Robyn mouthing parts of the song that we never hear. Listening to it you wouldn't even know. It's fascinating.

What is your favorite fan theory? Mine might be that in The Big Lebowski, Donny is actually a figment of Walter's imagination. If you watch the movie with that idea in your head there are few instances where it breaks down. Another is Walter never served in Vietnam.

Sleep Token is awesome. I know this is starting to become a controversial statement. I just want my stance on record. I don't care what you think.

I told many folks around me that, as a former South Dakota resident I knew first hand Kristi Noem is a real piece of shit prior to her role in the current administration. I fear I didn't yell loudly enough or at enough people. It might be partially my fault. KRISTI NOEM IS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT!

I understand why as a company, this makes sense for Discord. I also will not do this, so I guess I am on the hunt for an alternative.

Took the RS out for a couple snow pics. It was tucked back into the garage right after this. Yes, I am that guy. Also it has summer tires ... I am not a idiot.

More people need to get mad.

Pete for President.

Post a car picture you took

Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

Quote from Trump on Somali immigrants - “I think that many of the people that came in from Somalia, they hate our country.” I lived in a community in Minnesota that had and has a large Somali immigrant community, and I just want to state for the record that this statement is horseshit.

I have seen a lot of the country, but not all of it .. yet.

I was/am a huge fan of the original Avatar movie. It was stunning and fun to see even if the story wasn't new. I went to the second Avatar in the theater because I remembered the magic and was severely disappointed. It was OK, but it was the same fucking movie. For the 3rd .. same beats? Really?

12 horror movies to get to know me by - IT (1990) - IT 1 and 2 (2017 / 2019) - Christine - Silence of the Lambs - The Cabin in the Woods - Chucky - Cloverfield - Get Out - 28 Days Later - The Blair Witch Project - Paranormal Activity - Jeepers Creepers

SVG is a monster on road courses.

Elio is pretty good IMHO. Some of the render times must have been insane.

I only cried a little bit. I guess you could say I am pretty manly.

iPhone 17 Pro is legitimately ugly.

Nice Z... waitaminute

I feel bad for the right. It must get tiring sucking agent Orange's dick that hard.

The barista this morning told me it's been busy lately, and he hopes it doesn't stay that way because he enjoys the quiet moments. As a person that works, I get it. As a customer I was like .. does he want me to come less often? Go to a different spot? Using the Cartman method I see.

Anyone want to invest in a small business? In return, I can offer a clean car and great coffee.

I feel vindicated in my lifelong appreciation of the F50. Everyone always starts their counterargument with something like "BUT THE F40 .. " like my appreciation of the F50 means I hate the F40. I think the F50 lived in a big shadow of a gifted sibling is all.

The Pixel 10 event is the worst product launch I have ever seen. Jimmy didn't know what the Google Pixel was before he was paid to be the host and it shows. Whoever approved this needs to be spanked.

WE SAW A CARRERA GT YOU GUYS OMG OMG OMG SHARE SO OTHERS CAN SEE A CGT TOO!

Holy fuck The Xfinity Series is only commercials.

The Handmaids Tale ending was shit. There, I said it. It was shit. She spent the WHOLE FUCKING SERIES CRYING HANNAH .. then decided to write a book and we all got no reunion. Fuck all that.

Tango Exclusive: Photo that is posted nowhere else .. because where else would this make sense? Thank you all for following along. Share if you like these things!

I think Koenigsegg is my favorite car brand. I know they break and are expensive to repair and blah blah blah, but lets be real .. I am never buying anything like that. I am not cross-shopping $4M cars so for me its about what looks cool and is most impressive to me. Those cars fuck IMHO

My favorite quote so far is "Lots of people drive cars more than 8,200 miles a year!" Yea, I get that. I do too and I work from home. I think few people drive 8200 miles in 2 and a half weeks. Fewer still do it in a high-strung STi, and I think that is what makes this a story worth telling.

It's been storming all night.

OH yea! We also spotted Jason Segal at the zoo. Proof in the video. Please share if you can!