SVG is a monster on road courses.

Elio is pretty good IMHO. Some of the render times must have been insane.

I only cried a little bit. I guess you could say I am pretty manly.

iPhone 17 Pro is legitimately ugly.

Nice Z... waitaminute

I feel bad for the right. It must get tiring sucking agent Orange's dick that hard.

The barista this morning told me it's been busy lately, and he hopes it doesn't stay that way because he enjoys the quiet moments. As a person that works, I get it. As a customer I was like .. does he want me to come less often? Go to a different spot? Using the Cartman method I see.

Anyone want to invest in a small business? In return, I can offer a clean car and great coffee.

I feel vindicated in my lifelong appreciation of the F50. Everyone always starts their counterargument with something like "BUT THE F40 .. " like my appreciation of the F50 means I hate the F40. I think the F50 lived in a big shadow of a gifted sibling is all.

The Pixel 10 event is the worst product launch I have ever seen. Jimmy didn't know what the Google Pixel was before he was paid to be the host and it shows. Whoever approved this needs to be spanked.

WE SAW A CARRERA GT YOU GUYS OMG OMG OMG SHARE SO OTHERS CAN SEE A CGT TOO!

Holy fuck The Xfinity Series is only commercials.

The Handmaids Tale ending was shit. There, I said it. It was shit. She spent the WHOLE FUCKING SERIES CRYING HANNAH .. then decided to write a book and we all got no reunion. Fuck all that.

Tango Exclusive: Photo that is posted nowhere else .. because where else would this make sense? Thank you all for following along. Share if you like these things!

I think Koenigsegg is my favorite car brand. I know they break and are expensive to repair and blah blah blah, but lets be real .. I am never buying anything like that. I am not cross-shopping $4M cars so for me its about what looks cool and is most impressive to me. Those cars fuck IMHO

My favorite quote so far is "Lots of people drive cars more than 8,200 miles a year!" Yea, I get that. I do too and I work from home. I think few people drive 8200 miles in 2 and a half weeks. Fewer still do it in a high-strung STi, and I think that is what makes this a story worth telling.

It's been storming all night.

OH yea! We also spotted Jason Segal at the zoo. Proof in the video. Please share if you can!

Check this view out!

I like a lot of things about the band President. However, I think their lyrics are weak. It's as if they asked AI to write a song like Sleep Token. They are surface level and generic.

Working on Part 2 right now! This was an undertaking running a GoPro on the dash for all 8,200 miles, but I am glad we did it. Its a record of this thing actually happening! Please share!

I am working on posting the content, going through the trip as it happened, covering things we saw and experiences had. Please share if you appreciate this stuff. It was a long trip, and it was a big undertaking. I would love to do more of this stuff if there is people wanting it!

Tango Exclusive: if you know what you're looking for, this photo is pretty funny.

Tango Exclusive: our day started in Reno, so .. I mean, we had to. Where is everyone?

I spent the week prior to the current protests not far away from where they are currently happening. The idea that LA is anywhere near a 3rd world country is absurd. I am taking a road trip around America at the moment and I can assure you Alabama has its own shit to worry about.

Tango Exclusive: wanna see a lot of bugs? This is the STi when we parked up in Chico. Along with a washcloth .. dog I think?

Tango Exclusive: the really rare care we saw was REALLY rare. While I comb through the footage to see if we caught it I'm looking for your wildest guess.

Tango Exclusive: windy road below, omelette for lunch, and I FOUND A FRIEND!

Tango exclusive: look at the funny amount of fuel we put in the STi during our stop in Malibu!

Tango Exclusive - we saw Jason Segel at the zoo. I even spoke to him and he replied back, so I think that makes us besties. Who wants to touch me? I SAID WHO WANTS THE FUCKIN TOUCH ME!?

We did things!

Tango exclusive Sticker collection!

I knew the trip would have SOMETHING happen, but I wasnt expecting two things to bookend day 2.

Psst. Its happening. We need more songs!

At the current pace, will anyone finish the Indy 500?

I am starting a new venture. The basis is buying and owning a car sucks, and I want to fix that. I have lots of ideas and it will take time to build. As a step to getting the name out there, We are doing a cross-country road trip! It starts next week. Here are the details. We want you with us!

Random question for no particular reason: favorite road trip snack? Mine is a toss up. Mom always had licorice in the car on trips so it's a must now. I also am a sucker for canned coffee drinks.

I was looking for songs to add and was reminded of how much Banks fucks. She fucks pretty hard.

Can we please stop giving Elon a platform? For fucks sake.

I know y'all have thoughts on what makes for a good road trip playlist.

That new rubber smell eh?

Great album. Taking this one on the road trip for sure. (*cough* @clutsh.com *cough*) #sleeptoken #roadtrip #album

Someone’s about to take a red STi 🚗 across the country — 7,000+ miles 🗺️, national parks 🌄, desert heat 🌵, cold brew in the trunk 🧃, cameras everywhere 📷 Whoever is behind @clutsh.com has good taste and apparently… a plan 😏 You should follow it. #clutsh #highbrew #roadtrip #sti #suspiciouslymyvibe

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

The 2026 Outback doesn't bother me. I don't love the design, I think it's too much cladding and overly styled but I think that describes all new Subarus for a while now. I don't think its pretty, but I don't think it's uglier than what we have come to expect from Subaru. The WRX is still gross.

Anyone have connections with hotel chains? The trip I am planning could use some help...

I'm planning an epic road trip in the STi. I still am not sure if I will be able to pull it all off .. I don't have unlimited money or time, but if I can make this all work it will be something otherworldly. Projected miles: 7,250

I feel personally attacked.

Took the STi and the RS to the mountains this week. It was good temps for some runs! Also, look for my stickers on The Dragon! There are a few on the tail and on the building.

Boycotting is legal. Fuck Elon.