LOOK AT MY CHILDREN. From the beginning of May till now. I am so proud of them.

Last month was also full of bangers!! Highly rec the Language of Liars and Japanese Gothic

This month we are reading with beautiful flowers

My trivial political opinion is that I am not ambitious for AOC to become president (tho I would vote for her if she ran). I would love to see her eventually become Speaker of the House, where I think she could do more, actually, to reform Congress (much needed) and pass vital legislation.

it's only the primaries, but in New Mexico that's mattered a ton for boosting progressive policy in recent years — & now that's on the line this Tuesday (boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...)

Finished just in time! Quilting this was a lot of fun 😎❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Yas, sing us a sea shanty, corpse man. Do numbers on tiktok #widowsbay

How is he talking like this #widowsbay

Every episode has this man regretting his entire life in new and worse ways #WidowsBay

Teens be like “it is vitally important that we go sit in this car outside a random derelict house for hours” and as I was typing this I realized that’s exactly what teens are like and also they are right #widowsbay

“It’s only a 12 hour experience.” #widowsbay

Me, staring bemusedly at the screen very distracted: Chris Fleming sits???? #widowsbay

Now, I freely admit that I have never had a girlfriend. I have, however, been one on multiple occasions. Aren’t they…usually…women? Sorta by definition?

THE RECLINER #widowsbay

“The island has a perimeter. It’s called the ocean.” The way he screamed when she appeared by his car window 😂 this show is really hitting both funny and scary #widowsbay

😂😂😂😂😂 we’re hitting the find out stage

I have written to my representative and both my senators about this.

Ugh open enrollment. what if i did not have to stress about whether to switch plans every year during a brief window. what if there was only one plan for everyone. a universal plan, one might say 🧐🧐🧐

Someone give me the regenerating shark eyes treatment

I think that if Anne had married Charles Musgrove, he would have turned into a giant wife guy. Just bringing in everything he shoots to lay at her feet and being delighted at her being nice #Persuasion

I’m catching up on Poison Ivy and someone just sent her underwear for shanking someone who built a data center in Gotham 😂😂😂 truly a comic of the times

Ohhh backrooms is like retail house of leaves.

it is in new jersey

Every time he makes any headway there’s a comic crossover event or canon reset that undoes all of his progress 😂😂

Screaming. This thread is so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

TomboyX is killing me with this run of super cute patterns. I don’t need any more!!! But!! All their pride patterns were good and cute mushrooms!!

It’s worth saying this over and over again so we don’t make mistakes like we’ve made in the past — everyone in the DOJ involved in this must be fired, prosecuted, and if relevant disbarred. You could just quit. People have quit.

“Does my demeanor suggest I just engaged someone inside a crawl space?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #widowsbay

I would be like listen. I simply cannot go into this crawl space and it’s not because of the ghosts that may or may not be in it. It’s because the spiders that 100% physically exist there. The ghosts are simply not the worst thing that could be in there #widowsbay

I do not understand Primantis sandwiches or pittsburgh salads. Just eat some fries if you want them

It’s not enough to do a carnivore diet - you have to add man astrology to it so you know what type of carnivore you are

The 2018 Justice League Dark run is honestly so fun and we need something like that again

Share a panel that always makes you laugh I think this is spider-Man and the X-Men?

I love gettin the wrong idea about shows I haven’t seen but in a bizarre internet-pilled way bc I just saw a half man post like “I think they’re actually going to fuck” like W A I T they haven’t??? Wdym????

Can’t wait to tell the network execs “sorry, I can’t use AI on this project, I’m Catholic.”

Watching the bonus features on the Fall Guy blu ray and the director is on my screen earnestly explaining that no, the romance is not exaggerated. When you spend that long on set w the same group of ppl relationships happen. You don’t say. *thousand yard stare of regional theatre*

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

Filming The Fall Guy must have been so funny. A bunch of ppl a lot less famous than Ryan Gosling shitting on Ryan Gosling for ruining their shot 😂

The Fourth Princess was a solid gothic romp for an audiobook. Did enjoy

*tempting fate* I would like my next audiobook hold to come in

Does anyone around here want to see Hedwig before June 14? Toying w getting another ticket

Considering I am the only one doing anything around here, I would appreciate if all these pokemon would stop ceaselessly interrupting me to give me a single carrot or whatever #pokopia

Why don’t drive thru menus have the menus before you get to the box so you can see what the specials are

LOL the cat that roams this end of the block and doesn’t like anyone but and won’t be petted came over to yell at me from 3ft away while I was unloading groceries and it’s raining and he’s been left out. Like sorry buddy, you’re gonna have to speak to management about that, I’m the wrong person 😂

I have told the FCC no. Have you?

Lifted off food stamps? Trump and Republicans RIPPED food assistance away from millions of Americans to pay for giant tax giveaways for billionaires.

There's a lot to unpack from all these AI-booing incidents, but I also just find it weird how all these commencement speakers address an audience full of graduates as if they were their employees at a mandatory all-staff meeting

Hedwig has extended to June 14. Is it crazy to want to see it again??

It’s amazing to watch the professional journalism class dance around this:

I feel like the puriteens, the “good rep only” gays, and all the prudes who get weird about Batfam shipping need to get stuck in the part of the internet that is a solid wall of rockstar Lestat, increasingly technical project Hail Mary erotica, and whatever the fuck is happening in half man rn