My air purifier keeps going off but the aqi is fine so I opened smell pgh and 😅🫠

My house is spooky not because it’s haunted but bc its siding is crooked, its brickwork is uneven, and an amateur did the roof tiles.

OH MY FUCKING GOD this is so good for renaissance music reasons for arranging reasons, DAMN for 'it's One Night in Bangkok as if Kit Marlowe wrote opera' reasons, especially

Why would one cede the ability to raise passive aggressive communication to new heights to chatppt when being a little bitch is sometimes the only win you get

wait, if I'm reading this right, not only is high fat cheese protective against dementia but so is whipping cream, my favorite food. Best news of the year!

Status: Pulling out emails from three years ago like “I will fix this however you want me to but YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE WITHOUT EGG ON YOUR FACE”

"he hacked us with a CLAM?"

It is at least sunny outside and I am taking a walk

Today so far

Also we are giving 1.6 mil UNSOLICITED to Denmark so they can find results RFK likes to stop giving hep b vaccines to infants. Unsolicited!!!! After making the rest of us scour references to ANY foreign component out of grant applications!!!! #politics www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...

I’m so mad like “why aren’t people having kids?” But also we’ve progressed to “FUCK your pediatrician!! Who needs them!!!” Fuck them kids dot meme as a policy #politics

the whole "our politics are so DIVIDED because left and right-wing people don't talk to each other!!" thing is obviously a bunch of bullshit, but it's also tellingly predicated on a total ignorance of Normal Jobs, the #1 place where you have to chat every day with people who don't share your views.

These chucklefucks just canceled millions in American academy of pediatrics funding #politics www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Pls when will my sleep schedule return from the wars 🫠🫠 im so tired and yet

Also this is my dedicated sad boat book bookmark 😂😂

Yesssssss my Gales of November hold came in. Sad boat book: Lake edition!!!

Like if this is what most AI was being used for I would be ecstatic. Like this is the advancement

Love that my reaction was “but he BROKE his toe IN THIS TAKE”and then I thought a second 😂😂

Word at the food pantry is that they have double the normal amount of ppl signed up for distribution tomorrow; so if you can support your local food bank or pantry, now is a great time 😬😬😬

Congrts to the new CEO of FireFox: you got your browser's open source fork trending on bluesky!

For our viewers outside California, the only side that Governor Haircut is on, is the side that brings him power. Never forget that.

Guess who has done FOUR loads of laundry today

Well swathes of my timeline and tumblr are furious and it’s trending here entirely with ppl being mad so I wonder how fast Mozilla gonna walk this one back 🙃🙃🙃🙃

In retrospect I should have just quoted this Sam Eagle speech at ppl until they threw me out of the bschool rather than just switching my major

A quite startling overperformance for Democrats in tonight's special election for a state Senate seat in Kentucky: Democrat Gary Clemons won 72% to 25%. He was defending a Dem-held seat where Kamala Harris beat Trump by 5% last year.

And now time for the most wonderous night of the year

Oh my god Alien Clay, well worth the long waitlist. If you want some amazing, decadently weird sci fi add it to your list!!!!

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I cannot stress enough that most ppl don't ever even think about calling their reps. I talk to ppl in my fam about it and they go "Huh? What?". But your reps work for YOU. They need to know what you actually care about. When we call in big numbers it ALERTS them, cuz they rarely hear from us.

Oh my god @1001cranes.bsky.social OPPOSITE JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL

LRT: Lou Rawls has my fave version of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. He is so good m.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoQ...

In 1984 Olympics organizers created a series of celebrity PSAs to help Los Angeles get ready for the games, with messages about hospitality, shuttle services, avoiding creating unnecessary traffic, etc. Then there was Lou Rawls' PSA, which seems to be about getting your international fuck on.

listening to a podcast interview with a canadian hockey player, one of the most inexpressive and monotone-voiced demographics on earth, and recalling again the absurdity of this complaint.

Lord this man has named his children Tristan and Isolde #MidsomerMurders

Why can’t my lips just molt in one big sheet and leave newer, better lips behind, rather than constantly cracking peeling and bleeding

Is the 6 7 meme just kids saying it every time a six or seven is mentioned? Because that is hilarious if so.

No one needs backstory for Gaston More oratory for Gaston These things are not mandatory for Gaston…

"You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it"

“Charles the Bad” - when you are evil. But not evil or original enough to earn a better title

WHAT an episode ahhhhhhh #HeatedRivalry

Rises’s gay friend can get all up on Shane in the club cause she’s there but Ilya cannot 😭😭😭 #heatedrivalry

Shane’s mom is like mad that the son she specially constructed into a hockey playing endorsement generator doesn’t want to have fun????? #heatedrivalry

Oh no, Ilya’s little faaaaaaaaace as Shane is leaving😭😭😭

"pent up demand for rail options" also explains much of the success of Heated Rivalry

WHY ARE YOU SITTING FIVE FEET APART ON THIS COUCH? YOURE BERU DEFINITELY GAY

I am screaming at Svetlana walking in on Ilya watching Shane do yoga. She is SO over this yearning 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this show is so funny. Everyone around all these players is just like:

TBF to Shane is my friend had four kids I would also not be able to keep a straight face about it.

THIS OPENING HEATED RIVALRY SONG MONTAGE. I’m hooting. I’m hollering. Tierney is CAPTURING the long drawn out rivals relationship. The difference on and off ice. Perfection

Apparently I don’t own a bread knife, so I’m just hacking at this pumpernickel like a deranged fantasy adventurer 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

My bestest nephew apparently immediately wanted to do the puzzle I sent him with his dad and said his seek and find book was cool, so I remain winning 😎