now i am potus 👇

had a part time job as a commie cake decorator (doing whatever i want)

last october was a big month for padme memes too (credit to me)

hey remember when i did that (its what the image is referring to)

hey rach which protest are we going to?

why can't you just do popular/smart policies that people like?

ps she thinks she's cursed bc she got her ass beat

lmao www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

this shit has to stop 👇

just gonna say. terror attacks on jews by muslims make the entire middle east look bad and fuel the west's perception of the religion as a boogie man we need to contain/stay away from. (even if israelis just slaughtered 500,000 people where they live and the world is turning on them as a result)

cbs trying to set up future cat fights i see

hmm should've been writing down my patterns 20 years ago. might be already independently wealthy if i had (jokes)

solid name

things that have made me cry in the last year? polar bear fight for the throne in the golden compass, the nimrod elgar enigma variation coming up on shuffle

c'mon rachie

everybody already knows you love me, me included. why be so ridiculous?

do you want to know what the flat shiny cardboard backdrop in this video means? that she no longer has access to the house in MA but wants to tell me she's not across the street 6.5 days a week. if that weren't enough, she also notoriously doesn't do her own tv makeup. youtu.be/ax2mHNQGpyU

has anybody actually tried to get AI customer support via something like paypal or amazon? it's the absolute worst. why are we doing this?

(quick naggy reminder that politics isn't a sport, it's peoples' lives)

if you are losing income or snap due to the shut down i encourage you to talk to your neighbors and put feelers out, find a food pantry, check out the thrift store. no shame in asking for help. find the mutual aid network near you (or start one)

biden started it though?

hang in there fellas

america has two mommies but one is a deadbeat

just like the election polls huh? which were actually 50/30/20 not 50/50

knitting to nu metal. looked up the let the bodies hit the floor vid and all the comments are saying what nice guys they are in real life. wholesome

they stole it from me to keep power in 2026 and 2028 thinking the backlash to all of this would hand them a landslide and they could use epstein to control trump until then. but the answer is we already had a landslide, it just wasn't theirs.

literally he's spent the last 9 months trying to get them to regret installing him and they (rachel included) only care about self preservation. also i am "the left", the democrats are not.

are we finally over the barry hump? welcome new blood (same red blood as mine)

so hmm, a government shut down hey? its chuck's fault. might as well just call it a 250 years anyway. we can start over when i'm potus.

too busy beefing with new sweater pattern to tweet

why is dystopia the default? capitalists can make money off of doing things the right way too, why is soul sucking slop always our default setting?

just realized schumer rhymes with tumor (i bet childhood bullies figured that out 70 years ago)

and i'm so sick of "but china will beat us if we make basic laws impeding lawless capital" being used as an excuse to stick us with a crappy country that doesn't work. "but china" what? so make some strong international AI guidelines, what the fuck? since we're skipping the war with them. doye

i'm not against AI in theory, but the way they're doing it isn't the way we should be doing it.

also remember that once schumer is dead in the water politically and we start passing the most basic, entry level common sense consumer data privacy laws ever thought up, it's over for AI. all that data is stolen, legislated around, and scraped off the internet. the whole thing is built on sand.

i personally have not killed any straight dudes but i can't speak for everybody i guess

"why we still need newspapers"

i knit my college bf a zoidburg (futurama) costume while finishing my senior thesis, still my most popular project

from my walk yesterday. we live in the best place on earth. (no data centers currently)

nobody on earth wishes you more harm than the people in power and their financial backers

this person, obsessed with finding magic in the mundane, is now potus (fall 2013, hoarding sunlight as days grow shorter)

"We'll need to rebuild our institutions in a post-authoritarian world using building blocks from our constitution." as long as we all realize boomer/gen x dems are now 75% of the problem and they can't be in charge of any of it

y'all boring

i need someone to build a ravelry just for vintage lace swatches so i can riffle through them when i want to design something new (niche tweet). 1) i think ravelry should let conservatives back on 2) are they gonna let me have a wh knitting circle every so often

if it hadn't been for dementia brain joe

ok its basically october. everybody will be thrifting/handmaking their kids' halloween costumes yes? and then sending me pics

yawn

hometown news from the neighbor

a small gift from june 27th me to "been potus for almost a year now" me