To be clear, there needs to be an actual assassination, not a bunch of fake propaganda attempts.

Chefs on Great British Menu will be like "Yes, I'm satisfied with the cook on this pork" while holding a living pig.

I did another DS9 comic, because I saw The Darkness And The Light for the first time and was floored by the scene of crying pregnant Kira warmly recalling how her late friend had vouched for her to join a resistance mission at 13yrs old where she then snipered a whole transport of Cardassians.

I knew a guy in high school 20+ years ago who made American Psycho his entire personality and I wonder if he ever figured out what it was about.

It will reflect very poorly on the American people if Trump dies of natural causes.

FFXIV on Switch 2 has a separate subscription from the other versions? Nah, no thanks, I'll pass.

Cat dwarves!

Delighted that someone put Count Kaoz in a comic again. The Russian sorcerer who gained his powers by eating a magic bear.

If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me.

Black Flag remake looks great. My favorite feature is the way it makes weird nerds cry.

lol what a joke of a con

I made a set of Miis that are a family in "real life" (they don't exist in real life) but in-game, the wife married another man and her kids moved in with them. Now she wants to live with her "real life" husband (who she doesn't have a romantic relationship with in game)

Need some Poppers of Hormuz

I'm not a pro wrestling people, but there's a weird thing on this site where anytime a wrestling fan criticizes the WWE, they get a bunch of responses from keyword searchers like "Yeah, wrestling is DUMB! And FAKE! Did you know it's FAKE!?" Like they just learned it's fake and they feel betrayed.

This didn't take long.

Apparently Drag Race hasn't gaslit enough people into believing Silky is a worthwhile drag queen.

For perhaps the first time in my life, I don't know what game I want to play next, so I used this random tool and it basically just thinks I should play every Zelda.

It's extra infuriating when you ask a question and find five different answers that were all correct for one six month period each but now they're all wrong.

Love that their answer to waning interest in the MCU is to assign the most unreasonable homework yet.

Translator's waifu bullshit aside, this is really funny. mangadex.org/title/bca1dd...

If Epstein died in prison today instead of in 2019, not one person on Earth would believe it was a suicide.

walking into the office kitchen to see a poster celebrating earth day that was definitely made with AI and then turning around and walking into the sea instead

There's a kind of AI Psychosis that we don't talk about where people get convinced that everything that has ever been posted on the internet is actually AI generated.

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

I made Kano in Tomodachi Life and, through no designs of mine, he immediately fell in love with my Mii.

I'm normally really wishy washy about buying stuff like this but I knew in January that if I didn't pre-order a Thor then, I would never get one.

You can use the Miitopia demo to use people's "access keys" to download their Miis to your Switch and use them in Tomodachi Life.

I'm reading The Faith of Beasts (the second book in The Captive's War trilogy) and I'm just getting more and more convinced that this is a secret sequel to The Expanse.

I set the background music in Sega Picross to "Relaxing Sounds" and this is what it's playing.

In my heart of hearts, I know I'm not in the mood to play Pragmata now, but I am in the mood to play Tomodachi Life, even though I think it's overpriced and I know the novelty will wear off after a few days.

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

If you're a Star Trek fan, get this, it's like a miniseries.

Ugh, I hate Amazon. I bought a screen protector for my Thor that's actually way too small to cover the screen because Amazon is just some sleazy bazaar of scams and garbage created by nobody. There's a reason I only buy things there when there's not other choice.

I heard your mom was coming to visit.

Guy Fieri being chummy with Andrew Tate isn't something I thought I'd see but also isn't something I thought I'd never see, you know?

I forgot there was a Rift of the Necrodancer demo. I wish I had tried the demo on Steam before buying it on eShop because I have never hated a game more immediately and intensely. No, I will not memorize like 50 different enemy and trap behaviours. Fuck off with that shit.

When I played the Switch 2 versions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, I thought "Wow, these look and and feel so nice." Now I'm playing the Switch 2 upgrade of Link's Awakening and it's more like "Wow, this looks and feels like I thought it was going to on Switch 1."

Maybe you don't have long COVID. Maybe you're just dumb.

No, but they were/are huge pieces of shit.

Nuts that there's now a lost episode of Great British Bakeoff

Looking at people on the internet discussing the quality of the Mario movies is wild because people will be like "Oh, you expected a story? 😏 In a Mario movie? 😏 Well, more the fool, YOU!" and they're the people *defending the movies*

Bring back Discovery but make it even gayer.

Played the Pragmata demo and didn't like it very much, but clearing out unlocked some new tools that made playing it again a good bit more fun. Gonna have to look at reviews for that one.

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

I didn't know he was handsome

This Resident Evil 9 Leon statue is uh www.orzgk.com/product/sire...

I'm pretty sure anyone who uses this is going to hell.

Maybe I just need to come to terms with the fact that I am never going to want to play Mega Man Battle Network 4-6.

MUPPET STAR WARS: EPISODE IV—A NEW HOPE, a remake of Star Wars, starring The Muppets Luke Skywalker - Kermit the Frog Princess Leia - Miss Piggy Han Solo - Fozzy Bear Obi-Wan Kenobi - Ewan McGregor Darth Vader - Gonzo (the mask has a distinctive nose) Chewbacca - Sweetums C3P0 and R2D2 - Themselves