You can tell the internet is stupid because people will get on here and act like Tears of the Kingdom isn't a fantastic game.

"I'm having to figure out how to speak Spanish so I can order" Someone corrected him when he pronounced "fajita" like "vagina"

We already know that ModRetro is fascist garbage, but now we also know that this website you've never heard of is run by an idiot, so that's good.

I had to make sure this really happened, and it did

There's lots to do before Christmas, ok?

When I saw The Force Awakens, Kylo Ren took off his helmet and the crowd literally started laughing.

Everyone knows indie development started on Xbox Live Arcade.

The replies are so stupid and bad!

Star Force is the only major Mega Man series I haven't played one single minute of.

History of the Sega Saturn: Epilogue

Wow! You guys really need to kill him!

Oh, bitch. Close friends. Casual acquaintances. Vague well-wishers. You're all gonna get it.

This runs pretty well on Switch 2. If you're just going to play it docked, PS5 version is still the way to go, though.

I love that they bothered to squeeze this little bit about the next Mega Man game in at the last minute. Extremely appropriate for an Electronic Gaming Monthly Compendium.

It's here! Gonna get started on it right away. @mollipen.bsky.social

Update: my partner got one while he was out and traded it to me. And he brought enremets from Eataly. And the Air Riders amiibo. So yeah, he's perfect.

Re: the SNL AI art repost. Someone in the replies tried to make the point that AI makes that job easier. Reminds me of the bullshit idea that AI doing your job for you will mean you will have more free time, leaving out the fact that that's only because you'll be unemployed.

SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times. Booooooo.

Beat a Gigantimax Snorlax using a remote raid pass in Pokemon Go and didn't even come close to actually catching it with gold berries and excellent throws and considering just uninstalling this stupid game.

Anyway, video games are neat and I like them a lot in general.

I've been playing a couple of hours of Kirby Air Riders with my friend for our weekly game night for a while, but this week he gave me a copy of my own as a Christmas gift, and after spending a bunch of time in Road Trip mode, yeah, this is the actual kart racer of the year.

I am definitely not the snooty gatekeeper type of nerd, except when people think they're clever for saying that Batman and Iron Man don't count as superheroes because they don't have super powers. That's a tired-ass debate that was settled decades ago. Get out of here with that shit.

This is what the last bit of The Expanse is about.

cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth

I'm not opening this app to figure out whatever the fuck this notification is about.

One thing I've always been right about is that we never should have allowed people to just ironically be into shit like this. At best, it's exploiting delusional people who believe it. At worst, it's encouraging them until they dive deeper and resurface soaked in anti-vax, great replacement shit.

The reason Mario Kart World beat out Sonic Racing Crossworlds at the Game Awards is simple: It's a better game.

*salute*

making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows

So is it better to make a Like a Dragon game for Sega or a knockoff Like a Dragon game for NetEase? Asking for a friend.

Every time I start to roll my eyes at the Game Awards, Miss Piggy shows up and fills my dark soul with light

GGs lol

spot the Expedition 33 team

I love that they're doing Une Vie a T'aimer

I'm going to need you all to internalize the fact that Time's Person of the Year is and always has been the person (or people) they perceive as having the biggest impact that year and whether that impact is positive or negative doesn't matter. I'm tired of going through this every year.

This was not one of the games they announced for Switch Online, so that's surprising! I've never played this game, but I always wanted to!

This is neat if it's not something I'm expected to pay for, in which case it's stupid and bad.

I love living in Toronto

Remember when Sony revamped PS+ and they were like "Retro games on PS+ Premium!" and then when the launch list of games came out the Sony fanboys were like "Uhm, obviously this is only a partial list. 😏" But it WASN'T! It was a shitty little list and they've barely added anything since then!

SoulCalibur III yasssss

I loved Rayman 2. Tonic Trouble, not so much.

I pre-ordered this and I am cooler than you are.

I don't blame Microsoft for this, but I do think it's hilarious that they spent so much money to buy CoD right before this.

It's like "You played one shooter but you played it a lot so I guess your favorite genre is shooter."

Everyone is being so fucking stupid about this! "It just worked and didn't need updates" OH PSP DIDN'T GET UPDATES DID IT! "You actually owned your games" OH SO THERE'S SOMETHING FUNDAMENTALLY DIFFERENT ABOUT DIGITAL GAMES ON PSP IS THERE! I need the whole internet to fuck off for a while.

I can't think of a movie I've seen more than six times since, like, The Matrix, which I probably watched more than six times before the second Matrix movie came out but zero times since then.

So I finished Marvel Cosmic Invasion, and I liked it, but it's not as good as Shredder's Revenge. It's got some uneven difficulty (with no difficulty settings for campaign mode, wtf) and the way it encourages you to use specific characters on specific stages, it also ends up being weirdly grindy.

Now that Mario Galaxy 2 is on Switch, all of the games from the Super Mario Bros. 35th anniversary pin set are easily accessible to play on modern hardware. Still weird that they did stuff for the 35th anniversary and not the 40th.