This app is so boring.

Having “one of those days” 😵‍💫😩 How do you all deal with them?

Can’t throw my 2¢ in about the news anymore, so you’ll get a full 10¢ worth now.

Prop 50 & Zohran Mamdani are my drugs of choice today 👏😄💫 #ElectionDay

Dodgers! World Series champs again!

It’s just Aunt Gladys, Ed Gein & his mother hanging out on Halloween night. No biggie.

“Grease” was released 47 years ago today! June 16, 1978. Just finished my junior year of high school & I saw it probably 5 times that summer!

Amazing turnout at the No Kings protest on Saturday in Los Angeles!

Person spending 10 minutes scrolling on your phone between sets at the gym, your finger is getting in great shape! 😐

Remember that Twilight Zone episode about Donald Trump and the Republican Congress?

Don’t know about you, but I’m tarrified.

RIP Val Kilmer 🙏

Video footage of Pete Hegseth outside the Pentagon this past week.

Loved meeting you all in Midland last weekend. Gotta get me one of those Danny Phantom bucket hats too 😎

The good guys vs. the bad guys

Will be in Midland, TX at the Permian Basic Comic Con the weekend of March 14-16! Come by and hang out with me! 🔥🙌

Math is hard

I’ve been to this location before. Check it out. From the Valley, take the 101 south to Sunset, west to the 405 south, to the 10 west to PCH north. Super simple.

It was always about a money grab. 🤬

Kiss someone today 💝

“You’re not the President. You need to go away.” 😳

Always a thrill to hear Sam sing 🎶 Friends since our UCLA days! #SamHarris #concert

Let’s move the Gazans to Greenland, the Greenlanders to Panama, the Panamanians to Canada, and the Canadians to Gaza. Maybe that’ll work.

Not sure how $12 tomatoes and $6 avocados are going to make America great again 🤔 #tradewar #tariffs

Today is January 64th, right?

Our governor is so strong he can keep 300 lbs. from toppling over with one finger

These first two days of Trump’s presidency have been the longest four years I’ve ever lived through.

Profound.

It was 28 degrees when Barack Obama was sworn in for the first time. 😏

God bless the City of Angels 💙

“The Gulf of America.” Priorities. Four years of this imbecile. I just can’t 😂

“The Sky is Everywhere” is available to watch for FREE on Apple TV+ this weekend only ⛅️✨

Happy New Year. If you are reading this, I’m wishing you much love, good health, and raucous laughter in 2025 ❤️

Must EVERYTHING be wrapped in plastic within an inch of its life??

December 21st: Winter solstice! The days start to get longer tomorrow. Summer’s on the way back! 🌝

I wanna go back to last weekend so badly! It was way too much fun! @davidkaufman23.bsky.social

Blue Christmas 😕

Fun weekend at Houston Nostalgia Con 👻

Health insurance as a for-profit business is inhumane and immoral.

Restaurant recommendations in downtown Houston? Where are my Texans?

“He changed his mind. Get over it.” The only response anyone needs to have.

After 8 years of Trump’s lies and crimes, my reaction to Joe Biden reneging & pardoning his son after all:

Happy Thanksgiving to both sides. There will always be a rift. So enjoy the day, both pumpkin lovers and non-lovers 😏🧡

Hey come chat with me next weekend at NostalgiaCon in Houston 😎 see ya there #dannyphantom #superman #bttftheanimatedseries

Funny because true.

BlueSky users sitting across from their swing state relatives this Thanksgiving

Made it. 14 miles.