JUST ANNOUNCED! 📢 Comedian and member of @thesloppyboys.bsky.social - @mikehanford.bsky.social is coming to Grog Shop August 7. Mike is part of The Birthday Boys and known for Comedy Bang! Bang! He's also funny as f*ck. See him live with @okpants.bsky.social 🎫: grogshop.gs/tm-event/mik...

What’s the Best Expression of Love? Find out on today’s special Valentine’s Day episode of The Sloppy Boys Blowout 💘 www.patreon.com/posts/121954...

Come see me do standup linktr.ee/mikehanford

SACRAMENTO & SAN FRANCISCO!! 1/15 & 1/16 linktr.ee/mikehanford

NYC Jan 9th with @danlicatasucks !! citywinery.com/new-york-cit...

CHURCHILL’S BREAKFAST 🇬🇧 Yes today we’re drinking a clever bloggy cocktail with scotch and coffee and a cigar-like burnt cinnamon stick that will make you feel like The Last Lion himself

New York! Jan 9th ⁦‪@CityWineryNYC‬⁩ citywinery.com/new-york-cit...

New York! Jan 9th ⁦‪@citywinerynyc citywinery.com/new-york-cit...

Omg. My family got in the BIGGEST argument this morning about whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It was intense. I mean I slugged both grandmas! We all feel just terrible.

Today on The Sloppy Boys Blowout we’re flavor tripping AKA eating Miracle Berries and altering our taste buds www.patreon.com/posts/118630...

January Standup Tour… Hanford style 😎 tickets here: linktr.ee/mikehanford

This Friday we’re drinking baijiu AKA Chinese Businessman’s Delight™️

Come see me do an hour of standup comedy in January. linktr.ee/mikehanford

Tis the season @mikehanford.bsky.social youtu.be/89UsmH4cuaY?...

I fear my Moo Deng luggage won’t be here before the trend fades 😫