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as much as I complain about technology, my home PC (which was not on the bleeding edge even when newly-assembled) is as old now as the Apple IIe was when Windows 95 came out, and it still does everything I need it to do I still resent the sunsetting of Windows 7, though

This is *incredibly* pretty.

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you can borrow my Spider-Man Jumbo Coloring and Activity Book but if you touch my Aunt May in Cold Weather page, so HELP me

so I guess I can't use a feature of this site I've been using every day for years until I submit a handwritten request carried via falcon to the bluesky teen council or whatever the fuck

you: hulk l'idiot me: hulk le professeur

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I was thinking about eating too much Pizza and Laszonia until Margaret set me straight

She loves him in spite of his moronic schemes.

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man, I could listen to The Great Eastern all day

Manimal can turn into a snake and a bird[1]. [1] Letterman, D. (1983). "They Took My Show Away."

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welp, no, it was from "Gamera vs. Guiron" which I saw around the same time (a time at which I was avidly watching basic cable and expected to know and care about Roman numerals)

I'm going to admit it: the only way I can remember the Roman numeral for fifty is remembering a joke from the "Time of the Apes" episode of MST3K M-C-M-L-X-I-X / Daiei makes the very best / moooooooovies

sighing, resignedly: you can find me in the club, bottle full of bub

I'm reading an ebook that features a grimy, dangerous bar called Chiri's, but whatever OCR they used has rendered it as "Chili's" about half the time, and it's pretty funny to think about some cyberpunk ne'er-do-well barely escaping with his life from a mundane casual dining restaurant

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related to the last post, worldcat.org asked me to log in just to see a damn ISBN. one of the last pure, good library resources also fallen victim to "log in with your account for more features" bullshit. the person who had this idea probably loves LinkedIn and wants to kiss it on the mouth.

my porn stage name would be StarCraft Strategy Guide and I would have it in my contract that the only lines I would say on camera would have to be directly from the actual StarCraft Strategy Guide (ISBN 761504966)

if you want me to review the thing you sent me, maybe wait a few days after it arrives so I can actually have time to use it and form a meaningful opinion and definitely do not send me a "reminder" to essentially do you a favor ~24 hours after the first request

One crossword this morning had NOSALT as an answer, while another had MAYIHAVETHESALT. Of the mildly interesting things I will see today, this may be the mildest.

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me after 6:30 pm on a weekday getting on Bluesky to rave about the bag of store-brand trail mix I just housed

when you did not read the assigned Harlan Ellison short story before sitting the exam

I don't mind getting promotional emails from White Castle, but their using the word "Luxury" in the subject line did the same thing to my brain as finding out there was a secret fifth cardinal direction everyone but me knows about White Castle, I say this with love: you are not a luxury brand

I hate not finishing books I've started, but (and I say this having really liked everything else by this author) I think I'm done with RA (2014) by qntm. According to my e-reader, I've read 338 of 679 pages and I think that is more than a fair shake. There's really fascinating stuff in here, but...

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Neat.

I have got to get the word "bozo" back into my vocabulary

from "The Story of Everything Bad", a SubGenius comic from 1982 www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics...

core memory recovered

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"Insects have been growing us to become food!" "hm, sounds bad"

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HURGLE.ME 1495 3/7 🖤🖤🖤🖤💛 💛🖤💛🖤💚 💚💚💚💚💚 #hurgle this is one of the ones that hinges on knowing that the bonequest dictionary is full of networking terms from the early 2000s

if you want to see some purestrain Internet Salt that you will nonetheless completely agree with, search this app for the words 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓵 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 #SaltLife #SaltBae #SaltMan #DailySalt

only 90s kids will remember learning math with The Wonder Years

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