Fred Warner can have my foot bones if it’d help

Fuck this Earth

I don’t ever believe in firing a guy in his first season, but

First up on the block is...CJ Strike?

ER really has some of the worst needle drops in the history of television

Less than what Jerry Jones got fined for flipping off Jets fans

St. Peter will be opening up the trapdoor under this guy

The Schlereth game of the week is a tragic banger

This has been a DELIGHTFULLY stupid week of football

Duuuuuuuuuufuckinvallll

I’m concerned by the possibility that LeBron does these awful commercials with Kevin Hart because he thinks Kevin being an asshole to him on camera is, like, actually funny

I need the most cringe loser you have. …No, that’s too cringe

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mf said Denoir

I gotta do another quarter of this?!!!!!

I took a walk and missed the first quarter. ???????????????!!!!!?!?

That lousy Dean Taverner wants to put Slough House on double secret probation

Free football (derogatory)

“Wonder what Matt Eberflus is gonna dial up here” I don’t. I don’t wonder that at all

I don’t know what kind of bad vibes situation is infecting the bones and tendons of the Niners but we need to inoculate Ricky Pearsall

Finally got a win in Slay the Spire yesterday and trying to have that buoy me through a date with a speculum today

I would lie down on train tracks for Fred Warner

*waits until the 49ers offense looks mildly less embarrassing* Ach, ze Sadboys

WHAT was that playcall Shanahan

Kickers getting cursed by bog witches left right and center this season

Blue is a menace

Man I went for a 25 minute walk and everything is stupid in a new way

Good thing the Vikings are leaving the country after this one

I’m offended this game recorded a touchdown. A blight on perfection.

John Carterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Found the best way to watch this game: in a bar that’s also showing the Emmys, with audio for neither

I bet Dabo is so mad at himself for not icing that kid, which would have been phenomenally stupid

Carol leading on Dr. Luka is the absolute pits and it’s making me retroactively hate her

I have now watched ER season 6 episode 14 “All in the Family” and I will be in my closet in the fetal position until further notice

I am sure he is a perfectly nice man and I wish him the best. Elsewhere!!!

Still happy watching football, all football, but last night was like finding out there is now Football 2

I feel like I just chugged a Red Bull

?????????????????!!!!!!!

If Jake Moody doesn't radicalize Kyle Shanahan into treating fourth-down situations like he's Dan Campbell, nothing will

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jake Moody Why, why must we do this

That’s too many telestrator toys for Romo. You can’t let him do that

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

Impressions of NFL commercials from seeing them with the sound off on quad box: 1) Morena Baccarin is not a credible small-town sheriff, like, at all

I remember Uncle Baby Billy dressing better than this