One of my characters just said this, and swiftly became my favorite of the novel: "Resistance is a worthy pursuit, you fucking boot-licker." Her name is Brooke Thorn (Boo if you want to keep your teeth), and she's going to kick some ass.

I'm starting to understand how social media works, so my main marketing push for my upcoming novel will be a series of rage-baiting posts comprised of the worst possible shit takes I can muster.

Happy Saturday! It's time for your RretroDaze fix, and boy do we have a doozy for you: Remembering The Sights, Sounds, & Smells Of The MALL FOOD COURT youtu.be/pQvwmYPjg3Q?...

Cover reveal! When Clark daughter Sadie is kidnapped, Clark and his wife follow clues which lead to an eldritch cavern deep in the state forest of Moon Hill. They momentarily find Sadie among a horde of gruesome mutations before she’s thrown into a living vortex of red tendrils and disappears.

It's here! The cover to my upcoming novel, *Precipice of Nowhere,* is finally revealed! *Precipice of Nowhere* will be released in OCTOBER by Torrid Waters, a division of Crystal Lake Publishing.

Horror Community open.substack.com/pub/katherin...

I have squirrels in my eaves. It's like having bats in the belfry, only nuttier. 😏

The Last Day of School In The ‘70s, ‘80s, & ‘90s youtu.be/Z6e975uYFds?...

Yip yip. youtu.be/gLXC6AbRB_Q?...

I've been slacking on posting our videos each week, but this one is near and dear to my heart. Vintage Gadgets That Are BETTER Than Cell Phones youtu.be/oZxTFTrirNk?...

And I'm packing like it's going to be a weeklong trip to another country. 😂

It's that time of year again when everyone drives like a flaming idiot.

If you're familiar with my taste in movies, it won't surprise you that I loved THEY WILL KILL YOU.

Holy shit. It's 2 pm! (That is all).

It has been a spell. youtu.be/t56fvI-Y0Xk?...

Check out TURMOIL IN THE TOYBOX - Feature Film Finishing Funds by Andrew Bowser on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/141...

I just backed TURMOIL IN THE TOYBOX - Feature Film Finishing Funds on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/141...

I updated my website with the link to the new audio story. I also updated my art gallery pictures. www.anthonyjrapino.com/this-is-my-h...

Listen to my latest story via Tales to Terrify, available today! THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE, as read by Amy Paonessa: talestoterrify.com/episodes/743...

Coming tomorrow! My short story, THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE, is scheduled to air on Tales to Terrify this Friday in episode 743! Via talestoterrify.bsky.social

I just backed BEHIND THE MASK II: THE RETURN OF LESLIE VERNON on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/btm...

I'm so happy she's back!

I’ve used him for both our anthologies and some advertising stuff, so if you need any graphic stuff, I’d recommend hitting him up before he gets too busy again.

Settle in for some Saturday fun with our new episode, "Weird Forgotten Toys - Part 2" | Viewer Suggestions From The '60s, '70s, '80s, & '90s youtu.be/tH0Sc438Am8?...

After showering, do you hand-squeegee excess water off of your body in a series of swift karate chops, or is it just me?

Happy Saturday! We packed this one with old commercials. "When Sega Toppled A Giant" | The Genesis Vs. Nintendo Years youtu.be/duwTdx5epyk?...

As a PSA, we'd like to remind you all that tomorrow is April 1, aka "April Fool's Day," so if you see a cryptid, please do not assume it's a prank. Just run. Well, take a photo and then run. Then send us the photo. Stay safe, horror fam.

The first round of edits are complete for *The Precipice of Nowhere* and are back with the publisher. We started at 108,000 words and it's down to 96,000 as of this edit. Things are moving along!

Hit my weekend goal of reaching page 200 of the edits for my upcoming novel. Only 64 more pages to go.

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We take a trip back to the 1990s in this week's video. When POG Was King | The POG Mania Of The '90s youtu.be/hrwkXDUVIzs?...

A little update on my new novel, *The Precipice of Nowhere*. The first round of edits are complete and the novel is back with me for further editing. We've also started discussing the cover. I'll talk more about this soon in my next newsletter over on Substack.

Happy Friday the 13th! I made "Leaky Blood Pies" (Cherry) and "Slasher Hand Pies" (Blueberry).

Happy International Women's Day! Here's to all of these lovely women who have been guests on the Winterviews podcast over the last five years. Go pick up their work, listen to what they have to say, and enjoy! www.youtube.com/@katherinesi...

What are you having for breakfast? Forgotten Cereals Of The '70s, '80s, and '90s youtu.be/Lg_xIEAb0tI?...

You *can* go home again with this week's RetroDaze episode: More Discontinued Snacks We Want Back! | Lost Snacks Of The '70s, '80s, ... youtu.be/az1Z1YPK7HY?...

Here's a "lost" episode from 2024! NOTstalgia is a look at what would have been in the past, had something been different. Ultimately it was scripted and eventually filmed, but never edited together. UNTIL NOW! NOTstalgia - What If Betamax Had Beaten VHS? youtu.be/KsuYVk0nHYw?...

Come see me at AuthorCon!

Newsletter drop. open.substack.com/pub/candycor...

Clown in a Cornfield is currently the #4 movie on all of Hulu. If you’ve watched: thanks! If not, go watch few times to bump our number. If you didn’t know: the movie’s based on my series of novels. All available here, signed/personalized options too: linktr.ee/adamcesare

Since the beginning of January I've posted nine videos detailing my sculpting process. $1/month gets you full digital access. $5/month gets you a physical quarterly newsletter plus *many* other benefits. Undecided? Join for free for occasional access. www.patreon.com/cw/AnthonyJR...

Don't go outside into the frigid cold this weekend. It'll only make you sad. Instead, write a scary sci-fi story about the mad scientist who is making it cold and why he would do that to us. Contest opens Feb 1 Prize = U.S.$50 Word limit = 1,000

Come celebrate my birthday with our official return from "Winter Hiatus!" Bizarre '90s Characters | So Weird They're Legendary youtu.be/0uSV-lFAn5w?...

Listen, I'm not getting fatter. My belly button is getting deeper.

I wonder if they'll bring Stranger Things back in 30 years for all the kids who grew up watching it and are nostalgic for the 2010's and 2020s.

Apparently, eBay thinks "crapshoot" is offensive language.

Made my first ever order in Temu for a $10 Super Mario Bros Game and Watch. I expect my box of rocks to arrive this week.

Happy New Year.

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