No one should be working 5 days a week 40+ hours and STILL have trouble paying their bills… how is this controversial?!?!

Update: I stopped dating him and then he shaved off his mullet girlies that’s confirmation I made the right move

God don’t let me catch feelings

If you have an extremely reactive dog why are you bringing them to the off leash dog park ya fucking dumb bitch

Dating men and then friend-zoning them is like collecting pokemon

Omg the people who take work too seriously are so boringgggg like get a life Nancy who cares I forgot to update the excel spreadsheet once, I don’t comment on her mistakes and boy do I see them everyday I just don’t care about them

A lesbian told me I don’t realize how sexy I am. I do realize. Why do people always assume I don’t know how hot I am ?!

A very drunk lesbian put her fingers in my nose tonight because she wanted to feel how it felt to flip a septum piercing

I wanna tell him I love his mullet but is it too soon? I gotta play it cool

It’s almost time to drive around the Ivy college dorms in my town to pick up all the free furniture they leave behind

It’s the polyapocalypse! I swear Everyone I meet that I actually end up liking is polyamorous, only problem is.. I’m very much monogamous

I’ve made a new rule that I have to donate at least 2 items each time I buy something new

international adoption is human trafficking and we need to start talking about it

Honestly the best job I ever had was working as a barista at a vegan bakery, at the time I felt I needed something better to feel like I was successful enough,& now I’m working in corporate & I hate it and miss working my lil barista job where I literally made around the same pay just w/o benefits

I hate working 9-5, I HATE WORKING 9-5 I HATE WORKING 9-5 I HATE

woke up again

Do you ever have those days where you look so good in the mirror you don’t wanna look away so you just stare at yourself and dance in front of the mirror for like 10-20 min until you start doing the finger guns and realize you gotta walk away?!

Anybody know a good rental friendly pole I can install? Bonus points if it’s affordable #polefitness #poledancing

Taking my breaks at the dog park right near my office is the best part of my work day and is what keeps me going

Moving to a new place is stressful I don’t know why I hate change so much for someone so damn impulsive

My office cubicle neighbor has 6 cans of Red Bull on her desk

Should I watch the L word ? I’ve somehow managed to go my whole life without watching it, but I’ve seen some of edits of Shane and like

Can I please ask how other people cope with living in late stage capitalist society forced to work a 9-5 and feeling your life slipping away while you spend most of your waking hours making money for someone else ?!?!?!? Really struggling rn

There’s this TikTok famous coffee shop right near my house, and I always see people in their comments talking about how they are driving hours and hours to go…. Like I’m so sorry babes but their coffee is mid and overpriced

I love my friends, seeing them makes me feel so energized, I’m so giddy just because we had coffee and talked lmao

so i’m sitting there, tiddie in hand, dissociating

NEVER GO TO THE GYM AT 5PM I REPEAT NEVER GYM AT 5PM IT IS MY PERSONAL HELL

Haha my office neighbor is an older woman who gives the best energy and I love chatting with her , but today she complimented my septum piercing and told me she wants one too

Love Don’t be Shy is my absolute favorite scent and it kills me that it’s not vegan so I would never buy it, PLEASE someone tell me there’s a similar warm floral scent ?!?!?! I’ve searched and searched and I can’t find anything that gives similar energy #perfumesky #fragrancesky

qrt with a picture someone else took of you that you don’t hate **Me and my bear shirt from glacier Np

I have always hated when I’ve had men as bosses, like they’re always weird and off putting, expecting you to do extra work whereas they do minimal work and look ugly doing it

Taking tips on how to make office life less boring?!!!!!!!!

When I tell you I’m vegan and your immediate response is “OH MY GOD I can not live without BACON”…do you know you’re hella embarrassing and I just cringed so hard and imagined you getting diagnosed with heart disease at 50

Dream world where we all get paid to do the things we love and can afford our entire lives only working 20 hours a week

Okie so I told the next guy I matched with that I’ll go on a date with him if he writes me a good poem. The poem was okay (too sweet like sir I don’t know you yet) but he seems like a good prospect so I’ll go on a date with him I suppose

So bored with life rn I’m gonna do my own version of “how to lose a guy in 10 days” to the next guy I match with on tinder

The man who keeps trying to make eye contact with me at the gym just decided to use the treadmill directly next to me and keeps looking over at me while I’m just trying to finish my cardio after leg day like my legs are burning and I’m feeling extremely rageful today for no good reason

Being cold genuinely makes me wanna fucking die

It’s been two months and I haven’t been feral at all, someone give me tips

We are almost there 😭

If you have the mindset that you don’t owe anyone anything and then wonder why you’re so miserable and not receiving the love you desire… you’re in your own way buddy

Fuuuuuuck I tried a new glute exercise yesterday and today my lower back hurts so I fucked up the form and didn’t realize it

I feel so bad telling my friends I won’t go to the gym w them… I wanna put my headphones in and lock in for two hours.. I do not wanna chat and mix up my routine to workout with them

I want to install a pole so I don’t have to leave my house to practice pole dancing but my landlord would not like 😭

Evil baddies rise up 🙏🏻

I hate when men correct my directions, like I’ll say I’m heading up to federal hill, “actually that’s west” bro fuck off I do not care I’m gonna put my gps on so fuck offfff

He’s my husband he just doesn’t know it yet

The act of seeking approval and validation from men is soul sucking. Baby life is so much brighter when you stop caring about what society wants from you and embrace your authentic self

I want BRUNCH I WANT BRUNCH I want brunch in outside seating on a SUNNY DAY 😭