Well I could have told you that 🤣🤣

It's been 16h since I finished reading The Long Game and I still can't stop thinking about the depressed gay Russian on the floor covered in rescue dogs.

I thought I had all the warnings I needed for the follow up to Heated Rivalry but no one warned me about Ilya and dogs. I was reading in bed. I have tears in my ears. I CAN'T STOP CRYING. 😭😭😭😭

Makes me laugh every time. If this show was a CD I'd be worried about wearing it out.

Had a dream where Ryan Guzman was in a bank heist movie and I was the person who got to cut the glass to get inside. This was apparently filmed in my hometown and I took him to meet my parents. We went out on a boat and saw seals? (There are literally no seals nearby.) Woke up so confused.

Anyone else ever read too many buddie fics and end up craving pancakes so much that you make them at 8pm? Just me?

The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

HR is making me oddly patriotic. Fuck yes Canada! This chemistry and dedication to portraying the chracters is what I wanted to see in RWRB and am still pissed I didn't see. I know so many people liked that movie but it will always be like Ella Enchanted to me. Total. Fucking. Waste.

Fine, we'll get invested in the gay little hockey boys. *sigh*

Love letters from my beta reader.

I’m grateful for Omegaverse 😌

If the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives put out a cover of Cola by Lana Del Rey bjt replacing Pepsi Cola with Fruity Pebbles then I am a prophet.

Got my first fake AO3 comment and I feel like I've made it!! On a more serious note, I've reported it so can I delete it now or do I have to leave it??

Part three is finally finished. I'm probably going to put up chapter 2 tomorrow, then chapter three will go up once it's been beta'd

I know literally no one else seems to care but I was doing some editing and while trying to explain the term "kitty corner" to my beta, I stumbled across the information that some people say "catty corner" and now I suspect (based on regional variations) that the character should be saying that 😭😭

Sometimes I really wish I knew what type of person the tiktok algorithm thought I was. On one hand I get a LOT of omegaverse content... on the other hand it's trying to show me videos about breastfeeding and mommy vlogs. Like, no, I'm googling cheastpumps because of mpreg. Please keep up!!

Had a crashout because of work again and posted the first chapter [1of3] to the next part in my mpreg Eddie series. Someone give me attention about it because I'm not having a fun day and feedback from strangers would help. 🥺 archiveofourown.org/works/745529...

The fact that these are both canon as "things that have been walked in on" in the Grant-Nash family lore is FOUL.

Finding out Elijah is dating Zahara Jolie is so downright hilarious though because what do you mean Angelina Jolie has probably heard her child complaining that her boyfriend's coworker keeps texting and calling in the middle of the night so said boyfriend will go workout.

It always makes me a little sad when there are big boycots for places that I've already been purposely trying to avoid for years. I want to be part of the boycott but I can't use those places less than zero.

Do we think Oliver was as jealous there was a Station Photographer on the show and it wasn't him, as he was when Bear didn't get cast as Blaze?

Shoutout to BTS for giving us more crumbs of Eddie's bathroom. I am once again on my hot shit of "I hate Eddie's bathroom and no they can't shower together there."

I'm catching up on Outlander and 1) I forgot they also have a character called Buck. 2) I'm deep into the Revolutionary War but I keep getting started that the Founding Fathers and their allies are white, because Hamilton.

I have probably.... three more bits to write for this 🙈 I swear I'm not making a fourth chapter though. It's already gone on longer than it was supposed to. I gave them too many problems.

You can hear the sitcom live audience sounds

I'm with you! It's the same side.

oliver didn't have to even act for this, just using the same energy as when he calls them to go to the gym at 3 am

Still laughing that Abuela did a special post talking to Chris, Eddie and Pepa but none for Ramon.

Me: I have the next three days off work so I can finally get this story finished. Laptop: Entierly shits the bed and won't turn back on. Thank god everything is on @ellipsus.com but FML! Author's curse is REAL.

I cannot prove it but this woman knows things about her family and we're getting gay Eddie.

Probably unpopular opinion, last night's episode was good. It had good personal growth for both Eddie and Buck, AND the Grants as a family. The only reason that Abuela's death feels off or bad is because of Bobby's being handled SO BADLY. If Bobby was alive, Abuela's death would have been beautiful.

Also I jokingly lit a candle to manifest gay Eddie but discovered the wick was almost missing. Somehow it was randomly off to one side and broken off? Now the wick is glowing super bright and back where it belongs and I think that's a spell right there

People dooming on buddie like Eddie didn't literally hide religion (bible and rosary) in essentially the same spot that TW put that champagne after hooking up with Buck, in the kitchen where Eddie and Buck fought (same angle as Abuela and Pepa) and Abuela said not to look to religion for things

This episode is better than at least the last seven episodes.

The way I am more excited for (what will forever be known in my heart as) Diaz de los Muertos over 9x01, even if Eat The Rich ended the hiatus.

I have figured out what the Eddie voiceover reminds me of and now I want and Noir P.I. Eddie AU where Shannon has died and he's trying to find her murderer only to solve the case and find out it really was a freak accident and he still has to come to terms with that AND him being gay.

Hello, no sorry I can't come into work tomorrow, I'm too busy thinking about Eddie Diaz's neck vein and what that might mean.

Eddie's Texas Buttons ups Eddie's comfy at home/talking with Buck clothes Eddie confident in a black jacket

Me: Bluesky is so much more peaceful that Twitter. My feed: 100000000 posts about Abuela dying.

I keep forgetting it's only Tuesday for normal people and not Thursday, like it is for me who worked this weekend. Sadly tomorrow is also Thursday because I'm working six in a row again.

need more ace Eddie fics

Can't stop thinking about a scenario where Eddie won't put Bobby on the ofrenda, causing Buck to crash out about it because Eddie won't tell him why but it's actually Eddie being superstitious b/c if you put someone on the ofrenda before their 1y anniversary that their soul will never be at peace.

Art in the background of Corrine and Elijah starting a podcast vs the wall I started painting in my house

I love when a new eddie still drops bc then the whole timeline is that one picture over and over again but honestly LOOK AT HIM OMG

All I can think about is how much I think they're making Firefly references. First the pod is called Inara. Then they use the "open the airlock to stop fire" trick from Out of Gas.

Lights on vs lights off. Leaning towards one of the greens myself. Room is going to be a basement games (as in table top) room.

I'd like to congratulate the writers of Nashville for making me hate a father more than I hate Owen Strand.

JEE-SUS CHRIST THAT CHILD IS SO CUTE!!!

I fear Temu is trying to give me add based on my AO3 history.

Can't stop thinking about how I finally got a minute to rewatch 9x01 while staying at my parents house and had to convince my mom (who's seen maybe s1-2 before giving up) that, no, that is still Oliver and they didn't recast Buck, because he's so beefy now.