My secret Santa at work listed a bunch of knives on their wishlist, none of which are allowed to be shipped to New York City 😭 what do you mean I can’t buy a 1.5 inch pocket knife???

there's still time y'all

smoke break

Good way to end the weekend off a $1 scratcher

Had to get the hot beef and the dawg

Been looking forward to touching the bean all my life, it was quite emotional

Driving through Wisconsin and I’m dazzled with how many cheese shops there are

Best part about flying with a layover is that you can have double the tomato juices and pretzels for the price of one

Airport law is in effect

Oh how I’ve missed you

Everyone eventually gets into birding if given enough time

This new Danny Brown album goes so hard. Whole album is pretty much trans hyperpop dj features lmao

Mid day nap in the break room hits hard sometimes

Ur evil coworker 🦊🚬 Some seriously A+++++ Casper's by @repoghost.bsky.social 🥹♥♥

Wish knew about Rhino a few years ago. It blows fusion out of the water when it comes to intuitive 3d modeling

I fear I may black out at the company holiday party this year

We lost more than half of our team over the weekend 😭 I’m now the most senior person in the department despite only being here 2 years

Beanie

sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell

One week until I'll be in Chicago. Been thinking about deep dish pizza and Malort all week

THANK FIFK FOR SHAKE SHACK

About to fuck up this touch tunes at the bar

I really hope I can find a pair of truck nuts for the back of my forklift

natasha lyonne butch icon

✦ Sanctuary ✦

My favorite deli by my job just closed permanently I think I’m actually going to throw up

Coyote man

Never too early to get a head start with the Christmas decor 👀

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Picked up a slip dress for the first time and it feels HELLA affirming haha

Can’t believe it’s now Carhartt season

A bit tmi, but after 8 months on HRT my breasts are starting to become more visible\jiggly and it’s made me feel so ecstatic 😅

Been hooked on the new Portugal. The Man album. It’s such a throw back

Work gave me suped up MSI gaming desktop and I’m not even allowed to game on it 😔

dogs can be magical girls too 💫

Moppy Hair and Big Round Glasses Acrylic on primed paper

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

Because why not make one

Anyone live in Minneapolis? Gonna be in the city for half a day on the 21st

Got some new glasses 👀

2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate?

Drives me nuts only have 2 outlets in the living room and one in the bedroom

badger and coyote 🌕