me: yay i'm done crunching, i have energy to eat healthy 🤗 my grocery store, menacingly: pizza bagel bites are buy one get one free

absolutely devastated that neil the seal returned to the ocean. how am i supposed to cope for the next year without that 1,000lb elephant seal breaking flimsy traffic cones on a daily basis

GEARING UP FOR EVIL BISEXUAL YAOI IN AUGUST caedestyles.itch.io/tatoeh-act-i (translation: updated the page + content notes to reflect all of Act I, enjoy)

ebook formatting done! still need to do the pdf/print formatting but we are looking sooo good

i'm sooo sleepy 😔 life is truly suffering (says the person who keeps staying up until 2am watching car crash videos)

this is all to say that i will probably never manage to write something without porn in it because narrative and erotica are so deeply entwined in my brain

there's a weekly question on the vndev server i'm on about what media rewired your brain and i am afraid it was all the hardcore BL games and hentai i ravenously consumed in middle school. thank you nitro+chiral i couldn't have done it without you

"But the secret, Octavius, is that life is about living as long as you can. It is a contest, quite literally. A universe of people like you trying to outlive people like me."

my au where towa got really into the whole mommy business

madeofmess.itch.io/its-a-fuckin... I wrote an autobio zine reflecting on being queer growing up, kink, fucking, loving queers and a small amount of self compassion (i'm still learning)

working on outlining my new book between other responsibilities and ohhh man, is it coming along. i love my little meow meows... i'll have to yap on pillowfort about it sometime this month, i don't think bluesky is a safe enough space for it LOL

post going up in just under 2 hrs, sneak peek of my current WIP (extra reading material for paid tiers, but free members get to see the first section) in the meantime, gnight o7 www.patreon.com/cw/ppiamo

Got a new zine coming out soon! Looking back at experiences in my life and reflecting on how being queer has informed many of them and how i have relationships, fuck and have fun now.

💸 Money for Girls: Amortized 💘 a horror-romance visual novel by me and Vich ✦ stickers / fashion / lots of choices and bad ends coming soon. for now…wishlist on steam and watch this beautiful trailer or we will hurt them. we will hurt them so bad youtu.be/ALErjXUc84U

i hate writing until i'm not writing and then i'm like omggg i can't wait to succumb myself to cock and ball torture again 😍

gonna be a busy week but i'm already looking forward to working on my next project and spending some time with my VN, lalala

i didn't know this was an option

now that i'm done panic crunching, i get to spend the week catching up with my many other responsibilities 👉👈 sorry everyone

(i crawl out of my goblin writing cave) it is.... done..... final edits for cyt have been sent off to the proofreader 🥹

this whole book is jamie thinking he's so fucking funny and ira being like 🫩

might work on my other project outline instead but that's just as bad 🧍i need like a sfw project to occupy my thirty minute lunches LMAO

i wanna work on edits at lunch today bc i'm on a roll but i am officially at the porn™️ and i run the risk of flashing my coworkers with non-con gutfucking if they look too closely at what i'm doing :///

cant believe nikki let HG buy him a car before ortega could (he always said no to ortega because he hates ortegas taste in cars) #art #fhr

i've reached the point in developing my other story that i'm entering psychosis and starting to sound like a crazy person. i need to put together a powerpoint presentation to explain to my friends that i am, in fact, cooking here

the hunker down & snack method was effective. got the last major editing done this weekend 💪 second half of the book needs spot editing but it reads really well, so should be getting the rest of this to me proofreader this weekend, hehe

my body is a machine that turns a single can of dr. pepper zero into 100 words of writing. god help me i am running out of dr. pepper zero

late night thoughts: thinking about my phobia of not having all parts of my body when i die and believing i was a chinese eunuch in a past life. i would be that guy carrying around my pickled penis in a jar so i could make sure it got buried with me

three weeks til book day. i knew i'd either be twiddling my thumbs or scrambling like a scared rat and it is unfortunately the latter 🤣 i'll get it out on time but this weekend is gonna be busy

one thing i really wanna write that i keep tossing around in my brain is something related to the satanic panic, that is like one of my fav topics. particularly i wanna do something in the same vein as the west memphis three... brutal murders, false accusations and goth teens

brother got burritos for lunch and took a massive, cartoonish bite out of mine thinking it was his... and then he left it in the wrapper because it had peppers in it and he didn't want to eat it LMFAO i don't want the prechewed bite either!!!!

ugh, don't you hate it when you kidnap a guy and he turns out to be a werewolf so he starts bitching about you "trying to murder him" and "won't stop touching his ass" 🙄 like, hello, it's not always about you??? men, fr anyway you should preorder my book #unhingedpit #lgbt #h cyt.birdybones.com

new internet is coming today AHHHHHH

missed @ddmarket.online this year and didn't get a chance to read my novella about getting high and wormfucked? now u can grab it on itchio! piamobirb.itch.io/excoriate readers are saying: - "can'ts top erading it" - "my stomach is turning now" - "that was a story" - "i have to go take a walk"

AHHHHHH new modem coming tomorrow

i am super pumped for the my next book, tho. it is so nasty in a much different way than CYT that i actually gross myself out while working on the outline 🤣 that's how you know it's gonna be good i am begging for it to stay within novella length but i'm thinking it's gonna be close to 50k

apparently i've been starving my brain of food because it's been soooo slow and miserable working on stuff and then i got 2k done yesterday just bc i watched a little tv first 🫩 massive amount of bs that i can't punish myself with no fun to make me work faster

planning a massive, complicated sci-fi yaoi novel series with a world history that is identical to our own except for one single, divergent event that changed the course of everything. that event is big bird getting blown up on the challenger. this is revealed in book six out of twenty.

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did watch the first episode of half man last night and now i understand why ppl are talking about it. like WOW that first scene alone is killer. and the follow-up with the last scene... finally, some good food

prayer circle that they ship my new internet modem today 🙏🙏🙏

baby need smoko

don dead market events are tons of fun but i am soooo tired now. i need a nap 😴

making low country boil tonight 🔥🔥🔥

doing my spider rounds. rehoused my electric blue with minimal trouble (he mosied right on into his new enclosure) and took a very round picture of whiteboy :) he's very mpreg this month

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getting the intense craving for taco bell... this is how i know my period is coming soon. fuck those ovulation tracker ads, i can track my hormones purely by what fast food i want to eat

do you guys remember the bedazzled jeans of the 2000s.. i was just thinkign about them... #art #fhr

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(writes two sentences) whew! a hard day's work

i'd been blaming xfinity for my spotty internet over the past weekend but i finally trumped out into the backyard, hacking through the undergrowth like a jungle explorer, and realized our cable cord was crimped LOL i uncrimped it and it's working (temporarily)