Wise words from my main man MovieBob. And knowing what I know about guys like The Golden One and Bronze Age Pervert, I know now more than ever that these are spineless little jellyfish lashing out b/c they KNOW they're "The Loser W/ No Friends," yet nonetheless say "I Am A God Among Insects."

I love this man. This man is good people, and deserves more than to be an Amazon delivery-driver in-between VA-roles.

I predict that within a few months, Mamdani will be uttering this famous oft-repeated line to this silver-spoon bitch. "I want your badge on my desk first thing in the morning."

Presented without preamble... just... roll this around in your head for a minute.

I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here we go. NEGADUCK has endorsed Andrew Cuomo. "They want 'Grim & Gritty,' huh? HAPPY TO PLAY THE PART."

File this under "My Kind Of Stupid."

Hey, just set up a tip-jar on Ko-Fi, in case you can't swing a monthly donation. Just another way to Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty. ko-fi.com/thetribunalo...

Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

"Change your shitty culture!" ...You first, dickweed.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Hi, first male VTuber and who will be the last of all Vtubers here to tell you: Make good things. Get lucky. Engage with people. I know it’s hard but the reason why no one knows you exist on the internet has more to do with your output and less to do with the world conspiring against you.

If this California brat said these words in any dive-bar in the Five Burroughs, he'd get his ass kicked w/ a hearty "YOU DON'T GET TO TALK THAT WAY ABOUT AN OSCAR-WINNER WHO'S WORTH TEN O' YOUR TRUMP-SUCKIN' ASS! And I got somethin' for your asshole boss, too!"

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

This site was more fun before the Terminally-Online Robespierres took a break from shouting at Nazis on The Bird-App. Now my timeline is slimed w/ "Let The World Burn, B/c My Commie-Pinko Utopia Was Taken Away By Jeff Bezos." "T'were a good run, Mr. Squidward... but we both knew it couldn't last."

And if you can spare the scratch, also consider donating to MY Patreon, where I hope to follow in this great man's footsteps. Toss A Coin To Your Wizard, O Valley Of Plenty. www.patreon.com/c/guardianso...

"They've got skulls on them. Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness. ...Yeah, it's Orko and Dree-Elle. Fight me. >w>

i've had this video saved to my computer since like 2019 and the guy who made it's accounts all seem to have been deleted so repost time babyyyy

Never forget, friends... the four words that are every bully's Kryptonite. "Fuck You, Make Me."

HUMAN artists, use only #art piece to convince people to follow you! Bobbie Joestar and his Donbrothers vs. The Golden One!

Like the man said... "And now, here it is. Your moment of Zen."

So... lemme get this straight. Der Orange Fuhrer's 99-Cent Store Gestapo can be confounded and stymied... by some schmuck in an inflatable frog-costume. ...A POX ON THE PHONY KING OF AMERICA! OO-DA-LALLY!

"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN? THE SHADOW KNOWS!"

More GI Robot? Yes, please!

If you've never watched "Schlocktober... FIX THAT.

So... Shapiro is once again grasping at straws. Then again, he IS a man stupid enough to think wearing a yarmulke gives him a pass for being a Nazi... and to think that FEMALE SEXUAL AROUSAL IS A MEDICAL CONDITION. When Gunn was writing Lex Luthor, he was thinking of THIS petty little man.

Don't threaten us with a good time, Mikey. "A Reich That Will Last A Thousand Years" ran out of gas after a decade and change. The digital age has merely accelerated the death-cycle of this "All For Me And None For Thee" nonsense.

Never stop loving toys. Never stop playing.

Happy Trans Day Of Visibility, friendos! Though I can't claim to be trans myself, only genderfluid ("NOW I AM KING AND QUEEN! BEST OF BOTH THINGS!"), I can still renew my vow to protect my trans brothers and sisters. And encourage you to watch "Tokyo Godfathers!"

Hey, @bobchipman.bsky.social old chum, I think this middle-management loser who thinks he's the vat-grown love-child of Hideo Kojima and Richard "Lord British" Garriot has been copying your "Game Overthinker" homework. I can think of one other, but you don't wanna go down THAT rabbit-hole.

I like John Lithgow. I also like ALbus Dumbledore. Not either guy's fault that Rowling is a transphobic madwoman who blames innocent people for the crimes of her father and her first husband. But whatever... wasn't gonna watch that show anyhow. Sorry, John... love ya in all your other work.

THE SUPER-DUPER PARTY PONY THAT PONY IS ME!

This is why we love ya, MovieBob.

Remember, kids... the bad guys think they won, but they lost the culture a long time ago. This is what it looks like when the bad guys "win the war, but lose the peace." Resist. Every order is unlawful, and Trump and his cabinet are incompetent boobs no one should listen to.

Godspeed, you magnificent son of a bitch. <3

If you believe any of this nonsense, you people are more gullible than I thought. Neil Gaiman is a goddamn saint, and this person should be ashamed for perpetuating falsehoods. An ACTUAL serial philanderer is about to be POTUS again, and THIS is the hill you chose to die on?

That's right, kids... dumbasses call the tune, because we started saving stupid people from themselves.

Frankly, nothing is more insufferable then men who claim to love women, but where the rubber meets the road... they don't. Like, at all. In fact, they seem to regard women as weak and stupid. Case in point, THIS moron... just replace the Cybertruck w/ "Barbarian Hero" cosplay.

Words to live by.

As if I needed ANOTHER reason to keep my head on a swivel around law-enforcement. Find a belt to bite down on, kids... the next four years are gonna be a challenge, but we'll get through it. Together.

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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