For those who watch monarch on Apple TV, I’m debating whether I should keep watching because I thought the first season was fun, but really dumb. I will keep watching if someone answers this serious question: do they show King Kong‘s butthole or what?

I guess I’m a fucking Pickleball player now

He never should have had to know this. We have failed Richard Jenkins decider.com/2026/03/02/d...

Why is substack subscribing me to the newsletters I never signed up for? Ain’t nobody got time for that shit

My recap of last night’s #SNL for @latimes.com which had a lot for fans of hockey and of #heatedrivarly

From me at @cnet.com

Visited Hadestown

We talked about Ring’s big backtrack (or was it?) on this week’s @texasstandard.bsky.social radio tech segment.

I score high

Phrasing.

Can they see me if I do this?

As I have said before, but maybe not out loud, if they are shooting white people in broad daylight on Minnesota streets, imagine what they are doing to brown people behind closed doors and out of sight from cameras.

Hear me out: Kermit and the gang running the most chaotic ER in the country in The Mupitt.

IT’S HAPPENING

“Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another,” says world’s richest man.

Super Bowl 2026 ads, ranked from best to worst

For the @latimes.com, I ranked some of the best (and a few of the worst) Super Bowl LX ads. If your favorite didn't make the list, don't be sore, there were SO MANY ADS and they weren't all even shown to all viewers. #adbowl

I got a new electric toothbrush and I decided to look at the manual because God forbid I should use a toothbrush wrong and this is some shit that I found

Today at the movies

My recap of last night’s #SNL for @latimes.com. I think those Skarsgårds are going places!

Nice try AppleTV

Thank you for the laughs, Catherine O’Hara 😢

Me every time they mentioned the college on Shrinking S3E1

These are troubled times, but it's worth taking a moment to learn that there's a Mario Lopez electric toothbrush.

My recap of last night's Saturday Night Live hosted by Oscar nominee Teyana Taylor and featuring (checks notes) the music of Geese. Did #SNL meet the moment? Did Taylor? Read all about it.

Now he’s just a guy, Fieri.

My new Iron Maiden cover band is called Bone Temple Pilots.

How is Ben Kingsley 82, dude looks fantastic

First #SNL recap of 2026 for @latimes.com - lots of cameos this week (Sabrina Carpenter, Jason Momoa, Tina Fey as Kristi Noem) and that Harry Potter / Heated Rivalry bit is really good.

If you keep thinking you want a movie to show you more trees being cut and falling down holy shit have I got the film for you

I know things are rough and people are angry and scared. Having more sources of protein at our disposal will definitely turn things around.

I’d like to learn more about flavor profiles, like how they get them to face sideways.

Good news if you like TV. Watch this show

Bury me in the middle of something like this where everyone can just scoop up food with the giant injera rolls while the reverend speaks of me between bites

I’m not interested in this, but somebody is probably very interested in this

Posted for no particular reason today

Costco adventures

Would literally rather watch a movie about the F1 on computer keyboards than the one about racing.

If I’m correct in assuming that Landman is half man, half land, does he pay property taxes on himself or file a 1040 or both?

More personal than what I usually write for @cnet.com: trying out the @atari.com Gamestation Go brought waves of memories back to me of growing up in the Atari 2600 era www.cnet.com/tech/gaming/...

New #SNL recap from me at @latimes.com - last new episode until Jan. 16

If you hear I died on an exotic expedition just know cheese was probably involved

I spoke about our future bosses and lovers on Texas Standard @texasstandard.bsky.social radio. Please be kind to me future robots, I did not mean to speak unkindly of you. www.texasstandard.org/stories/huma...

They forgot to put a grave in the movie, tho. Otherwise, no notes.

My recap of last night’s #SNL for @latimes.com in which the host disappeared into the background