I once met Melvin Benn at a barbecue at Reading Festival 2010. He promised me Guns N Roses would be on time the next night. They were an hour late. It was a free bar and the halloumi was lovely though to be fair.

Reacted really well to going behind to be fair. Well deserved win. Shame it probably hands promotion to Ipswich mind 😅 #ncfc

Yup. Can't take our chances, they were never gonna be that bad in the second half. Such a poor ten minutes from us. #ncfc

We're gonna miss all these chances and lose 1-0 aren't we? #ncfc

Referee was not good but he's nothing to do with that awful performance. Have to be better in the next two or we'll be losing them both. #ncfc

Tuchel has managed to get our first ever loss to an African side AND our first ever loss to an Asian side in the space of a year. Bloke's shite.

If this is some of their ideas of proving themselves for the World Cup squad, we can go ahead and leave most of these at home.

Why are Spurs players getting picked for England?

I don't know how I would get up and go to work every day if I had lost my child. It'd be hundreds of times worse in a job where you're under constant media/fan scrutiny or abuse from the stands. Thoughts with Liam Manning, I hope he and his wife can find some peace.

John Cleese is walking proof we should probably be looking into a social media ban for the elderly rather than teenagers.

I am going to find it interesting how we're going to go about rinsing Ipswich for this Farage thing at the derby when a very large chunk of our home fans will be Reform voters. Will they join in anyway? Sit dour faced? Infighting? #ncfc

I don't know who started calling him The Portman Toad but that really is top notch, hats off. #ncfc

Is this real?! Fucking hell I'd be spitting feathers if I was an Ipswich fan.

Saw so many people being miserable about SNL UK I assumed it had been bad. Just caught a bit, seemed pretty good to me. I'm certainly not going to complain about more sketch comedy and airtime for a new wave of British comedians. People are so cynical about everything, all the time.

Cordoba was man of the match by an absolute mile again by the way. I think he's my player of the season at this point. #ncfc

Pretty shit today to be honest, but a wins a win. Charlton are a fucking terrible side #ncfc

Wish Kenny would have knocked that little cunt Jones down into his dugout. #ncfc

Also, probably unintentionally, this makes it sound like the librarian is to blame when she is clearly not.

This is absolutely atrocious. Can we leave this puritanical book-banning nonsense in the US where it belongs, please?

Not good enough, this. Needs sorting immediately. #ncfc

Anyway, we can stop talking about play offs now. Goals for the rest of the season are have fun and win the derby. #ncfc

Better 2nd half but still not sure we deserved anything. Why do our good chances always fall to Fisher? #ncfc

Also, two absolutely honking kits on show this evening #ncfc

We'll be lucky if we don't get a hiding at this rate. 2nd best in every single way, zero threat. First time I've been a bit annoyed watching us in ages actually. #ncfc

About as strong as we could go I think. 3 points tonight and there is a sliver of hope for play offs, but it's an incredibly big ask to come here and win. #ncfc

Not on telly tonight are we? Woke nonsense. #ncfc

Comfortable win but my god that second half was a grim watch wasn't it?? #ncfc

I swear I watch this every 6 months. It never seems to not be apt for something going on in the world unfortunately.

If you don't want to look after your children properly, do not have the children, you selfish, lazy cunt. I swear this planet deserves whatever happens to it.

Hope Clement makes a big point of this. Incompetent referees cost us on another day. #ncfc

Debating sending the Chris Wilder Ham Sandwich and nothing else to my Sheffield United supporting mate I've not spoken to for a good while #ncfc

Danny Ings

Absolutely did NOT take the ball. Ref guessed because he didn't know. #ncfc

We have deserved this second half. Does beg the question why we keep starting games like this mind. #ncfc

Always liked Stacey, great lad.

Anyone know why Kvistgaarden went straight down the tunnel? #ncfc

Chrisene on for Stacey, Fisher back where he should be. Maghoma on 55/60 if nothing has improved. #ncfc

This really has been very poor. Still large amounts of this squad I'd like to see move on this Summer. I'm still not convinced Ahmed can do it in this league long term either. #ncfc

I know Stacey is well liked but fucking hell I have to watch through my fingers every time he plays. Him and Darling on the right side of our defence is a recipe for disaster. #ncfc

God these injuries never stop do they. Not particularly confident of a result with that line up, but Clement has shut me up many times now this season. #ncfc

Anyone seen that penalty Ipswich got given against them last night? Like, its funny because it's them but it's an absolutely horrendous decision.

Actually, I think my vote might be Jose Cordoba or Ruairi McConville.

This game is really excellent.

I wonder who gets player of the season. It's a weird one. Nothing before Clement arrived should count towards it, obviously. Makama would have been in with a shout but he might not play again. Genuinely could be Slimane. I wonder what odds you'd have got on that? #ncfc

Chrisene's shoulder just came out I think. #ncfc

He's already prepping the 12 mins of injury time #ncfc

Just shat the cat right up. Sorry Benji! #ncfc

He's done alright to be fair to him. #ncfc