This is why I walk around looking helpless. “I can’t” “I’m just a girl” “well I’m only a 32 y/o teen mom” “is that how you treat 32 y/o orphans?!” “I’m 5’ after all…” and “please 🥹” works every time.

I watched my man break about a metal table to disassemble it. He just snapped all the screws in half and folded that bitch. I was like “oh” “huh”

Cream pie meeee!!! 🥰

You’re too loud!

Who t f named him that?!

FAT ASS KELLY PRICE

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Them hoochie daddy shorts

Im terrified of leaving my house on new years so I made Japanese curry and now I’m gonna go take my 4th shower of the day and go lay in my pregnancy pillow and fall asleep by 10 pm. Yall be safe though

Now put ya ass on his dick. Let him know you the baddest lil bitch. Put ya hand on ya clit. Ask em do he like that shittttttt. OUSSIDE HIM AND YOU IN THE TRUCK. Sex so good you can’t do it enough 😭

Saw a grandmomma do it with a baby in her arm PUT HER HAND ON THE CAR AND STARTED SWINGING IT HARD. Every nigga in the party wanna get with the bitch. Look like she was fucking an invisible dick. It’s gone get me every timeeee

Bet she can’t wiggle like that with a dick in her

What’s my favorite word? BIYATCHHH

Oh

Correct

I just rolled my big back out of bed to make some because of all of the haters.

Can’t @ him. His head already big

I just took a Tylenol for my headache and now I’m scared my baby gonna be a lil… It should be fine

I just spent $85 at the “oriental” market because the man said “I want hot pot. We have most of the stuff already” And we had to buy more noodles, a different broth, all the veggies, extra meat and quail eggs. How is dinner $85?!?? We could have went to hot pot!!

I -

What?

It’s an easy entry point for a lot of shit!

When i casually asked about peeing in bootyholes.

I’m dead! We spent just under $35 and it was DELICIOUS, I did see a family of 5 in there and I was like “well what he do for a living?!”

Yes it was 😛🫶🏽

I do like my new boobs. I thought I liked them before but whewww chile 🍼🥹 IM A BONAFIDE MILKMAID

CORRECT

My pregnancy announcement was so ghetto! “How the fuck am I growing a baby?” All jokes aside, i really cherish being able to experience this. As someone who did IVF for 5 years, I know how ugly infertility can be and I’m sending love to all the families who are waiting for their turn 🙏🏽💕🤰🏽

This nigga said fellowship

DAMNIT NOW MY BABY IS LIKE “FIVE GUYS!” And he’s holding a gun to my head. I. Must. Have. Five guys.

Dr. Joy will always be that GURRLL

What she said!

This is me on a regular basis I’m so disgusted with myself

Mustard is wild

Idk anyone here in real life so I’m just gonna say it. I’m fucking pregnant and this shit is wild. How the FUCCCKKKKK am I growing a baby inside of my body?!! Only my closest friends and family know. I don’t even think I’ve told cousin. I think I’d rather enjoy my peace and privacy in the real world

This applies to so many things. 😭🙏🏽

I’m eating salad, not soup. I want the crunch, not the goop Toss the salad with vinegar and oil.

Ew

It’s 75 degrees here and I put my AC on 72 last night because I was freezing! #floridian

I silk pressed too silky and now I gotta cut all my hair off 😮‍💨

Waiting to Exhale

the head hit more when she pretty.

Can I see your favorite pair of shoes?