everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge

Could you, theoretically, use the one ring as a cock ring?

The wind is very cartoony tonight.

“But it’s against the law!!!” Are you being dense on purpose?

everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge

excellent wienering, my liege

Posted on threads about making $13 yesterday at the bookstore i own & i get a response “you’re living my dream!!” Let’s stop romanticizing bookstore ownership as if it isn’t a real fucking job??? Your dream is to make $13 in 6 hours & not even get to transfer that $13 to your own bank account? Ok.

someone pointed out recently that more people were loudly angry about the TikTok ban than they are about all the shit the current administration is doing. But the current administration has done a good job of overwhelming people into feeling helpless so that’s playing a role as well.

My fiancé got nudes for Valentine’s Day. Happy heart day bitch, I’m your gift.

Editing my nudes in Lightroom so i can fix the lighting and add grain. 🙂

To make a frittata right now would be a flex of wealth.

So very tired of Congress Dems getting on social media talking about what the Republicans and Those Fucking Guys are doing at work. You’re there!!! Start throwing bricks you cowards!

The image of the night.

Having big naturals is just a lifelong journey to trying to find a bra that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself.

Whoever came up with “big naturals” must have worked in marketing

Anyway, I’m starting Parable of the Sower today.

where the fuck are the abolitionists on this app? if i see one more liberal flipping off a trump tower i will spontaneously combust.

El0n Musk walked into a government building and grabbed a bunch of our data like a little cartoonishly evil raccoon thief, and y’all are… mad at Taylor Swift’s boyfriend? Focus!

Happy Mitch McConnell Fell Down the Stairs Day to all who celebrate 🫶

Today my partner told his mom that Trump is in direct contradiction with Jesus’s teachings. He gave examples, threw the book at her a bit, and she paused and then asked him to start sending her more articles because she wants to know better. It gave me some hope today.

Oh my bad I didn’t mean to act in a way that suggested I had a beating heart and blood pumping through my veins

Dem voters seem to think that shit talking Trump voters all hours of the day on social media is their best way to affect change in this country. Put the phone down and bring your neighbor some fucking soup and find mutual aid orgs in your area, damn. 😒

@schizophrenicreads.bsky.social hey man, what the fuck 😃 (it’s very good, but jesus)

Unfortunately I suffer from a desire to do everything and live a life that is as full and interesting as possible

I really don’t understand the love Dunkin Donuts gets, I haven’t had anything worthy of such affection from them since 2003. The coffee is too sweet and overly milky, the donuts are dry, and the food options are nothing to write home about. Who’s paying yall? What am I missing?

No YOU hit your bowl too hard at 9:30am.

Had a sex dream last night, I’m so back.

I love when a bartender says “she gets whatever she wants” i really do. @misternosebleed.bsky.social

challengers not getting an oscar nom is biphobia at its finest

Bring back calling people fucking losers to their faces again.

Set & Setting mentioned 😈

i am so frightened for what our future holds

In general I’m not one to ask for think pieces, but I do need an analysis of Ethel Cain’s new album cause I’m just lost. I want this album dissected for its storytelling. It’s like if i were playing a horror movie in the background with no video.

Trying to awake my dad’s class consciousness by sending him a PBS documentary about the Gilded Age. Let’s talk about it, Kevin! Notice any STRIKING similarities.

JP Morgan “donated” 60 million doll hairs to the U.S. government in 1895, that equals 2.25B in today’s money. 🤨

I think about this all the time. It eats at me. I wake up screaming in fear over it. The ghost of Chef Gusteau sits on my shoulders while i cry, “anyone can cook!” But it all starts with understanding how to buy and use your groceries. We’re losing a lot of skills.

I had to block the word Taylor just so i could have ONE app that i know peace on. sorry to anyone named Taylor, we’ll never cross paths.

Best movie i watched this year was Challengers, and it’s not even close.

Throwin it back to Michael Buble, Merry Christmas!

I don’t think I like contemporary romance books anymore 😭 I’m reading Merry Inkmas by Talia Hibbert, who I’ve read 5 other books from and enjoyed, and I’m struggling so hard.

I have to go to Bluesky on my laptop in order to enable adult content so i can see an illustration of a demon with his c*ck out from a book series i like. 🙂

Downright splendid pussy, old chap

The best part of Twitter was occasionally stumbling across hole on an innocuous thread about something entirely unrelated.

Someone PLEASE take the script from this documentary and add modern footage. History is repeating. youtu.be/yjpYzFtxfjU?...

I started reading Everyone in this Room Will Someday Be Dead and then started cry laughing over how much i relate to the main character.

12.08

When was the last time you had a hush puppy?

read a great book a few years ago by an author who believed that withholding healthcare from poor people is a moral failure. the thesis of the story is that if you don't want people to celebrate your death, you better live right. the book is A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. in this essay i will

Can’t stop thinking about Doechii’s tiny desk concert. The trumpet! The saxophone! The band & vocals being entirely made up of Black women! The transitions! One of the most flawless tiny desks I’ve ever seen, my god!

Trying Pepcid for PMDD symptoms today, let’s see how it goes. It’s 9:47, i took it about 10 minutes ago. Currently feeling: -annoyed -unmotivated -on the verge of tears -annoyed (but like in a different way)