Do you think cats would want to jump into a pool full of cat nip? Asking for a friend

I was not familiar with your game, stretch fit pants

I don't really have the lack of neurodivergence to bug you all as much as I think about ya, but I've lost plenty of people I expected to be back in a few hours and I know everyone's battling in this manmade-chaos. You're always in someone's heart and thoughts 🤠 stay strong fam~

@/etainvt.bsky.social was kind enough to accept my commission to bring forth a catpocalypse and give life to my memories & journey thus far. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH: I'M NOT SICK OR DYING YALL LOL (AFAIK) Just a moment of making my fondness unquiet. This also isn't EVERYONE 🤠 🤟 TY for being kind

Me: *Getting dressed to mow the lawn* The sky: *Dramatic lightning* 😅

Caught off guard by my mother telling me about her having casual conversation about Arcane and Nimona because I recommended them. "Everyone was surprised I already saw them; they didn't believe me so I had to tell them I knew what happened to Vander"

I realized how conditioned my brain got to inflation and infinite corporate profit after I got a Costco membership and went: "Sure I'll treat myself; 12$ for 4 danishes is a bit more than I'd like to spend but they're giant" Only for the lady at the register to tell me to go grab another pack 💀

Well, are ya punk?

New Dystopian Idea: Gender reveal party but you have to do gacha pulls programmed using FGO logic

A friend finding a baby Opossum under their desk was not how I expected to start this morning but goodness is it unique

Friend playing Tomadachi life and made me as a character, but said "This is easy you're not related to anyone on the island." So I had to hit an Oscar level cry, "OMNI MAN COULD BE MY DAD YOU DON'T KNOW" 😂

Buttercup is BITING MY EYEBROW ALL OF MY CATS ARE UNHINGED

My cat and walls were temporarily magenta; my cat's medicine was incidentally magenta. What a random coincidence 🫠

THIS CAT JUST DID A DOUBLE HEADBUTT-> CHOMP ON MY BEARD LIKE IT WAS A GON MAIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND

The abhorrence that stirs within me at the over capitalization of creation. I want the "paint this chapel" or "make a zine" levels of wealth if only to see more people create without burden Feed me the lines roughed on your canvas Feed me a dream taking shape Feed me the notes yet bloomed to song

I should not plan to get groceries on Easter next time 😅

I think I just got Costco pilled 🤔

Something about being out of your 20s means you wake up in the middle of the night and have to make a choice between vampire fashion or medieval armor.

Don't look at the time, I just realized I haven't had butter chicken or cheese naan in almost a year

Never mind my mic being hot garbage for some reason but I'll be crying in the club

First attempt at curry chili was successful

#commission for @acolytesynpai.bsky.social Thank you so much!🙌

MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY I LOVE APPLE AND BANANA KIT KATS; JAPAN TAKE ME

Happy Frieren Day~!

Japan Merch Haul 2/15 ;~; Realized the mouse is covering Nerissa, perhaps she's too powerful, will leave the proper showing to the blorbo

Here are photos from our recent gathering in Japan🇯🇵 Thank you so much for all the sweets—souvenirs you'd never find in Japan!🐈⸒⸒⸒⸒ @acolytesynpai.bsky.social It was so much fun exploring Akihabara together ☺️ #warframe #IRL #friend

This time I don't think the people with the express monopoly on violence, state and otherwise, are going to convince a lot of people that a 37 year old woman in a minivan who was present being a legal observer was a "domestic terrorist" and deserved extrajudicial murder.

I love being alive, life simply doesn't have the power to keep me down

Coco joins the plush party

Trying to be normal about how much I enjoy Gachiakuta only to compulsively say "Guita!" with my hands raised every 3 hours 🫠

A for effort

"When I fall asleep do I dare to dream~?" 🎶

Butterfly Effect? How about the Cat Effect because I can never know what you consequence follows the reach of a paw while I'm scrolling

> Group:"It's game time!" > Me:"Nope I gotta get these Nokko neuroptics or die trying" *20 minutes pass* > Dog: "Okay check your inbox" > Me: "Okay but like...I have to finish this mission now because what if I get it?" I did in fact get it 😂 1 Nokko above target

I got some of those cat tube treats like "This'll be a cute bonding moment to help them relax around one another": Blossom: No hesitation, wonders what I've got while I'm opening it. Bites into the tube like her life will end Bubbles: This will hurt me if I get too close; flinches every second

Blossom: *Looks at toy* Idk what that is Blossom: *Looks at roll of paper towels* Now THIS is entertainment *bites into the entire roll*

One of these cats is just picking up the whole bundle of cat grass and moving it around like a toy.....

Forgot I wasn't splitting the can in half so it looked like I was about to introduce my cats to capitalism for no good reason 🤣

Still not over how good @pinkishnoise.bsky.social is

I have flown directly into the Sun Taco Chili

Okay getting new nail trimmers did in fact make a difference. Cat mani-pedi's NYOOOOOM Blossom is such a friggin baby Bubbles...uhhh.....I think she thinks I'm her property....and I don't know what to do about that

A handmade bracelet with my name on it might fix me

There is a second spider that has taken over my actual porch 💀 "I wonder if I can see that spider from he-- ANOTHER ONE!?"

I know Joro Spiders are supposed to be harmless to me, but almost ran face first into one mowing the yard and it's absolutely breaking my mental

Thought I Broke my toes with the exercise and kicking metal, but finally not ending my days suffering after standing all day; almost back to feeling normal

Yo Atreyu is still kicking out bangers I see

Holding on to these La Croix NiColas like they'll vest year over year

*9 PM Hits* "Oh I get it now" *Curls into bed*

In the deathmaw of capitalism I find the ever importance of dreaming