I feel like the arrest of Prince Andrew Kiddiddler should be one of this generations "We got him" moments.

So where does everyone think the conspirators will run to when reconning day is here?

Colbert up. YouTube down. Coincidence?

Saw where Ghislaine Maxwell was allegedly heavy into Reddit in the early days. Suddenly j@ilb@it, th3don@ld, and Steve Huffman all make sense.

Why is it that anytime I'm actually motivated to get shit done at work the system is slow?

The British upper class upset about being colonised by immigrants is beyond ironic.

Slavery should be a capital crime.

Idea for a one-off Archer episode: Archer runs into former classmate, Pete Hegseth.

A heartwarming tale of how even if you aren't subscribed to Google Nest their cameras still upload and save "about three hours" of video which can be recovered in the form of "residual data" from "backend servers," surprising even the FBI who claims to have previously believed it was impossible

Go Bananas!

I've got a business idea I'll freely offer to any crafty witch, pagan, shaman, voodoo practicianer, or other esoteric beliefs. MAGA Talisman Want to symbolically boil Stephen Miller? Now you can! Bind Donnie's mouth and tiny hands? Easy! He'll be speechless and unable to xhit on maga Twitter.

What would your constitution look like? Would you prohibit the death penalty? Declare corporations are not people? Term limits for every office?

Lyrics full of shout outs and Easter eggs open.spotify.com/track/5Qv8SU...

Fact of the matter, Congress is toothless. Republicans and centrists are gumming at the corpse of America. And Chucky S is over here offering up a huge slice to the genocidal ethno-state.

What's it going to take?

Lady Justice has been raped Truth Assassined

Willie Windows caught something on Epstein Island. Windows 11 is the poster child for enshitification. These things are not mutually exclusive.

From the people who brought you primae noctis, it's child rape. These people never went away.

Under my administration, those mentioned in the files will be returned to the island. Unrelated, the island has been designated a test area for chemical and biological warfare.

America is outraged after ICE killed two white people in Minneapolis. I understand why folks are feeling afraid and angry right now. But I need you to understand something just as clearly: this is what Black America has been living with for generations. open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...

As a Southern who has no pride in his "Heritage", I want to tell ANY non-WASP Americans, you will NEVER be white enough to be part of the in crowd. At best you'll be labeled one of the good ones. I also want to tell the WASPs, YOU will never be part of the elite. Why? Because you are poor.

I've never watched Brooklyn 99, but I low-key have a crush on Rosa.

I see this making the rounds as some sort of fasc' gotcha. I want to know exactly what is wrong with either of these.

Under my leadership, members of ice will have Nazi branded on their foreheads. The Mad Cow will have it branded everywhere.

Bondi wants MN voter rolls in exchange for ICE leaving. She has no intention of leaving MN regardless of any deal.

ICE has spent hundreds of millions on surveillance. Some technologists are building tools to find it, map it, and push back. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

HEY EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET!! A guy just climbed a whole building! Maybe he'll climb the Epstein Files and defund ICE next.

Winning hearts and minds by murdering us in the streets.

Under my administration, $50k signing bonuses will go to teachers, not goons and thugs.

Hey NATO. America is under attack from within. How about we activate that article 5? I'd really appreciate it.

Do the Black Panthers accept pasty white guys as members? Asking for a friend.

I'm curious how many people and how many countries are actively protesting against Trump right now.

Now we know why Sinema went red. Or one of the reasons. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We no longer need to see your face. We know who you are. You will not escape justice.

Not sure if ICE agents got bullied too much or not enough in school. Either way, those $50k bonuses are likely already spent on money-pit truck modifications. Not diapers for their kids or X-rays for the concussions they give their wives.

@iamwandasykes.bsky.social always been the real deal.

The only thing keeping Trump from being naked and masturbating on the front lawn is his secret service detail.

Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.

As your president ICE won't be a thing. Nor will a lot of other things.

I've come to the conclusion should the Trump administration make it through the next three years with only superficial wounds, America will deteriorate to Russian levels, if not completely.

@mcuban.bsky.social on US Healthcare, "we wouldn't pay for potato chips like this". Every snack company executive jizzed their pants at the possibilities.

Fent being categorized as a WMD makes sense now.

Double Down: Failure to capitulate against all previously intentions and promises to further the status quo.

A business has a lot of nerve to call someone and put them on hold for the next available operator.

Dreamt I told my mother my job was a hate crime.

I hope when this is over his name and likeness are stricken from all public space. Any mention of him is treated like a curse, even when whispered.

It has taken me decades to realize I am in fact team oval toilet.

So is it legal or not legal to show your gear to Texas State Troopers? Asking for a friend. www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...

It doesn't have to be this way.