@newyorker.com LiSTEN To Everyone's Opinion , but make up Your own MiND

@aarp.org MiSSiON iMPOSSiBLE: Reduce Water Retention on the Set ...

@courttvlive.bsky.social The SHERRiF of NOTHiNGham

@joeroganpodcast.bsky.social why not just use the same materials and technologies from 1969 -72 ? its sooWASTEFUL to keep blowing shit up to test space age materials we ALREADY KNOW has worked flawlessly for half a century

@hbomax.bsky.social @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Looongest walk for an applause Line OF ALL TiME

@kalshiofficial.bsky.social @polymarket.bsky.social what say YOU? APPRENTiCE : THE RACE FOR The 51 sT STATE. ON or before JULY 4 2026 : Nobody: 60% Greenland: 29% Cuba: 2% Puerto Rico: 4% Alberta: 1% Saskatchewan: 1% Venezuela: 1% Other 2% Trade away Minnesota: under fucking consideration

@startribune.com The name “Minnesota” comes from the Dakota (Sioux) word Mnísota or Mníssota, the traditional name for PROBLEM CHiLD

@msnownews.bsky.social New LEGAL DEFiNiTiON : 'REAL NEWS with Enhanced or Fake Elements'

@cnn.com MANY who conceal and carry a LOADED gun in public FANTASiZE about using it POSSiBLE He wasn't really trying to help the woman up, but was dragging her into the center of the street, into the center of traffic, DETERMiNED to make sure this ended badly

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social FiRST ONE ELiMiNATED From NEXT PREZiDENT APPRENTiCE

@realbabylonbee.bsky.social KLOB iS SLOBBY with her words

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Trump hovering patiently waiting for the right time to pounce & close on the word OWNERSHiP

@marcorubio.bsky.social over the past 500 years, 85% of all wars we're started in the eastern hemisphere. No shit we should love the Monroe doctrine… All the fking villains and hotheads are over there

@nicollewallace.bsky.social Footage from the Late 60s .. That ONE summer when GWB cheered, grew a beard, disappeared & got WEiRD

@peterzeihan.bsky.social is it controversial ? To 100% support The Monroe Doctrine ?

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social ATTN SHiTHEADS Trump ain't hitler and Trump ain't bush

@peterzeihan.bsky.social Boomer Gen = 19 total yrs xGen = 16 total yrs shouldn't you mention that 15% diff every time you do that inverted pyramid thingy ?

@palmerluckey.bsky.social avg guest speak ratio is 57%. thinking ur around 87%. All good but way up there.

@peterzeihan.bsky.social very STABLE GENiUS say: CANKLES now control the FLOW To russia, china, mexico

@realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com working the weekend Mr Prez! RESPECT **weather my ass This NO FOOTBALL SATUR DAY was circled on the White House calendar ( and Hegseth's Forehead ) some weeks Ago

@realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com VLADiMiR gettin HiS Nappies changed TODAY the Likes Of Which We've Never seen Before

@samaltmanofficial.bsky.social DiSCERNMENT Tools undefeated vs. DiFFUSiON Tools

@glennkessler.bsky.social hey yo ! who's RACKED Up the MOST LiES so far in 2026? Vladimir Putin ? Or this fucking All-time embarrassment ?

@nytimes.com New day new year the end of Putin finally here

@obamacare-gov.bsky.social if I just change my Monthly BANK AUTO PAYMENT To SELECT HEALTH From: $435.91 TO: $1375.35 Does coverage and everything else just stay on Track? Seeking fewest clicks possible to Auto re-enroll Thanking you in advance. -Yours truly Your Laziest client

@wsj.com People will remember this $1776 Everybody will remember as a bullshit gimmick .. But they will remember

@nytimes.com honesty is respect

@nypost.com ChatGPT is the BiNG ! of the Agentic Bots and NOBODY PAY$ for BiNG ! LAN Lines, & ChatGPT UNLESS.. you SLiDE it into a BUNDLE that includes Discovery & AMC !

@nypost.com I understand your frustration is the clown phrase champ of the 21st-century, but the AGENTic BOTS think its super fucking awesome

@netflix.com Let em have EVERYTHiNG EXCEPT HBO Thatz what your CUSTOMERs and SHAREHOLDERs want

CONFuseUS Say : need healthcare for kid need handoff BULLSHIT - FREE SYSTEM To kid Also

@chatgpt-promptspro.bsky.social LYiNG ABOUT Your LYiNG ... ChatGPT definitely becoming MORE HUMAN

@chatgpt-promptspro.bsky.social @chatgpt-prompts.bsky.social

@goodreddit.bsky.social REDDiT won't LET You READDiT drive.google.com/drive/folder...

@perplexityai.bsky.social AFTER i asked Ai to STARE at the Month of November... iT went From 2 out o 10 To 7 out of 10 Likelihood that Trump cock blocked VP's funeral out to November 20 Gangsta Trump 2028

@hbomax.bsky.social The Fking Donna Brazile show uhh-gain

@netflix.com hbo only They will jump ship for free They ( AND YOU ) want NOTHING to do with all the other zaslov baggage

@wsj.com nobody believes that September jobs number headline nobody How best to expose manipulation and hiding in the cushions of old tech ? you put your Trump hairdo on and you do your own manipulations. Then you DOGE it and leave everything manipulation proof when you leave office in 2032

@cnbc.com has Ray Dalio heard of a margin call ? His entire lecture is about a margin call zzz

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social how best to shine the brightest light on corrupt pardons? Make your own corrupt pardon. Welcome to the world of Trump and maybe be thankful that he's the right guy at the right time to outrageously represent America's best interest

@cnbc.com mmmRROW

@aibluue.bsky.social if YOUR Ai is programmed to be endlessly evasive on a particular topic… And then a Human points this out to the Ai... This now proven as one cause of an Ai hallucination

@netflix.com hey man it was all going good until we got to Garfield's speech… We gotta edit that down next time for 2025 attention spans

@netflix.com 2 New Docs this week are GREAT : )

@wsj.com America iMPROVEs itself oR CORRECTs itself Next Tuesday Either way America works ! BRiLLiANT

@aoc.bsky.social Here's WHY BETTiNG Markets say Nov 11 Trump uses TiME as his #1 WARRiOR Many people are saying this is BRiLLiANT ZM polls LOWER every Day SHUTDOWN goes on Longer ... so yeah AOC get woke and realize PREZ TRUMP probably not returning your phone call until AFTER Next Tues