What a time to be alive! The rot really goes deep, doesn’t it.

How is misogynistic to think Fergie is a sack of shite FFS?! Happy to be one if that’s the case 🤷‍♀️

Record of Dad ceasing to have to comply with “alien” registration! Thank heaven he wasn’t alive when Brexit happened because there was no indefinite leave to remain etc back then 🤪

I miss Sid Waddell though.

I love darts. Fast paced, no fucking about, no prima donnas.

Roast chicken w mushrooms and sage (Diana Henry) and darts tonight. Distraction therapy.

Is Peaky Blinders worth a watch? Just watched that Krays film with Tom Hardy and quite like him.

Spaghetti al pomodoro Green salad w lemon dressing (amalfi ones in an ideal world) Salted peanuts

Might make a Bolognese. Something I eat once in a blue moon 🤷‍♀️

I know this year is going to be tough for me in several ways but at least I have a purpose. Need to get more into Zen philosophy and Stoicism. Better that than some useless article who only has to worry about what designer handbag they will buy next 🙄

Whatever happened to the tin can cook? 👀

WTF is going on w Bovine’s weird hair and shaved head?!

I find JO quite irritating but I have ti admit I liked the look of his recipes tonight on his meals for a fiver programme 🤷‍♀️

I can’t get my head around this bloke who climbs skyscrapers without ropes etc

Urgh just remembered walking past an Asda delivery driver doing what looked like an elephant’s piss in the street, albeit behind his van door.

Can we talk about barrel leg trousers? I think they would look ridiculous on me. How can they be flattering?!

OMG EMMERDALE!! 🔥🔥

I’m so annoyed at that ending. I can imagine Rachel being a massive cow at school.

First pleb version of Traitors i’ve seen and i’m furious! I’ve hated these two the whole way through.

FFS he should have stabbed her in the back!!

What the actual fuck is Stephen wearing?! 😂

U er wants £37 to go from zone - 1 to 2. Can i please get off this fickkng planet?

So many “food is love” memories for me and here I now am just trying to get my mamma to eat a morsel of protein. Tesco trifles seem to be the only winner though!

In more Beckham chat, what’s Dave done to his face? He’s looking increasingly Mr Spock…

Waling at 6 on a Sunday was not on my agenda but I did get to hear the owl hooting, so that’s something.

JFC I wish mamma had moved to Italy where a legion of in laws would be on hand to feed her.

Mum ate another scone w clotted cream today and half a butter chicken curry. Mission to put back weight on her bones continues 🤞🏼

Meanwhile I’m surviving on red wine, bitterness and the tears of future grief.

JFC, the wellness bores on Insta are really giving me the pip with their worthy “oh we just played padel and now we’re drinking zero alcohol drinks and now we’re having a sauna”. Gold medal for being boring, preachy cnts!

What’s this 2016 bollocks on Insta about? Just another excuse for everyone to brag about all they’ve achieved. It can fuck off.

This is the first series of plebeian Traitors that i’ve watched and i’ve no idea about tactics and strategy. Seems if you’re clever and voice suspicions you get murdered or banished depending on whether people think you are therefore a traitor deflecting or a too clever faithful.

Mum’s lost her appetite which is really hard given she has historically LOVED FOOD. Today I made her some chicken livers with a dash of wine and tomato pasta sauce and half a scone and clotted cream. I wish there was a service that could take home-cooked food to elderlies. I can’t go every day 🙁

Dinner was sauté potatoes, sauté white cabbage, a fried egg and Encona and it was superb!

I think I’d be shit at The Traitors

No idea what to eat. Need healthy food! Had a fish finger and leftover chippy chips for lunch 😬

Two things perplexing me: the weirdo who saw fit to steal the photo of RN from Brutto and the food / tv person with the ego the size of Jupiter 🤷‍♀️

“No need to parade about with your clappers out” 😂

This story about the police wrongly identifying the dead boy in the car. His parents sat with the other boy in hospital and didn’t realise he wasn’t their son. How?!

Top Gun Maverick on tv!

“Q: What do you think Jonathan thought of you? A: It doesn’t matter.” The Jewish Chronicle tried to replicate the Guardian’s Blind Date column. It didn’t go very well. (via @lindasgrant.bsky.social)

What’s the name of that food bloke a lot of people worship?? Dead and American?? Mind blank!

Dinner was pate, pickles, M&S tempura prawns, salami, salad, Boursin, a mince pie & cream and Quality St. A January xmas 😂

Hello friends! Can anyone recommend a good guide to pubs w excellent food and possibly rooms outside London?? I often see people rave about places but of course never write things down….

Outrageous! Two octogenarians beat me to the front seats on the top deck of the bus!!!

Urgh, Fiona’s doddery old lady schtick is so fucking annoying #traitors

Cannot wait for Gomorra Le Origini. Launching in Italy today but not the UK 😩😩

Corriedale: outstanding television. Absolutely baffling where Soap snobbery comes from.

Would walk over hot coals etc etc… while your heart breaks into a thousand pieces for the strong, feisty rockstar who steered you through the choppiest waters.

The “you don’t know what love is until you have kids” brigade have quite possibly never cared for, and advocated for, a very elderly parent 😐