I think the fact that Charlie krik was married is why I continue to date, if that dude can get it then I can't possibly be that unapproachable

C'mon man :(

Owner who gives you Biscoff as treats

death before detrans

I think it should be legal to push people down stairs if they come to a full stop to check their phone

Do other trans people also have incredibly faded memories of everything pre transition to the point where your friends stories sound like they're about a different person or is that just a me thing

the thing is this is what Lee Harvey Oswald would have been like if they'd had 4chan in 1963

It's posts like this that keep me from watching the Nintendo direct, why would I ever want context it's so much funnier

Womp womp

If the design isn't consistent why am I *consistently* barking at this fictional character

The stars look so wonderful

September is the worst time to be unemployed. All the cool guys are rolling out their halloween merch to the true haunters meanwhile in 4 weeks im gonna be stuck looking like a halloweiner :(

Maslow's hierarchy of woke

If i may be honest and true on main for a sec: :(

I just heard what RFK Jr Sounds like for the first time today and I laughed so hard, dude the secretary of Health BRO GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL HE SOUNDS LIKES HES ACTIVELY DYING

grock and balls

I love macking my cheese

Going number 3

Why is he called iron monger instead of ironmogger #ironman

Martian Mind****er? I hardly know her!

I hope that the Batman trilogy ends with Batman and Superman making out sloppy style, just like knocking shit over, pressed up against a wall

Puppygirl bong rip, call that a doggy bowl

Absolute cinema, my sentimental was indeed moved to tears

I'm gonna see it soon, I am calling it right now it's gonna be so peak it moves my sentimental ass to tears, I will report back soon

:] > :) That is my hot take this month

Imagine a world where bethesda actually makes games

Call me a sheep but id set a guy go if his name was Barrabas too

She Shinji on my Ikari till I Eva

Now that’s what I’m talkin about

Check out the new pfp, lookit that award winning smile :3

Respect must be paid

They call me the troglodyke bc I never leave my room, all the women are too pretty and I’m scared :(

I was the #1,331,029 victim

shelley duvall... :( ❤️

now more than ever

Look at this rat fuck

The feminine urge to take up arms in the name of the god emperor of man beloved by all.

I fuckin love geopolitical history but I hate politics, like i get that the two are quite literally intertwined but I can’t share history shit without it having a political undertone and that’s a bummer, I try to keep it close to my chest but it’s really just unavoidable when discussing it :p

she ebbin' on my neezer till i scrooge

ey anyone need a bluesky invite?

What if goku is the weakest character in fiction

This cat lives in my head rent free

MR AFTON!!!!!!!