Three NCIS series!?!? How is there this much Navy crime to investigate

In Europe they mostly play Grand Theft Manual

There is no violin tiny enough

Somehow this is even crazier than all of the crazy shit that’s happened already

How’s that corruption working out for ya

former olympian charged with sabotaging reflecting pool with fireworks detritus

Siri wake me up when we break the fireworks world record or whatever

Being an American means being free to question your government with no fear of repercussions, and to never question your employer for fear of losing your health insurance

How about we give Kenzie a break

BOLD MOVE, TARGET

No matter what you do to us, the queers have claimed June and you’ll never get it back

My most American opinion is that soccer is a crazy sport

SAM CAMPBELL’S STAR POWER OVERLOADED THE GRID

The way y’all say Nutella is wild

It’s so cool that New York City gets to have two world-class professional basketball teams, and also the Nets

WE GOTTA FIND SOME TICKER TAPE STAT

how about those whiz-bang knickerbockers

I bet Elmo wants all the World Cup teams to have fun too

If only there was some kind of government funded book building we could put old books in instead of random wooden boxes around town

Ugh time to go to my backup plan of dying in a random meteor strike before I hit retirement age

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If you need bootleg Kicks merch, literally any block in New York City has you covered

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The person who invents the first good ticket lottery website shall inherit the earth

BOARD GAME RECOMMENDATION Regicide: Legacy is SO GOOD regicidelegacy.com

You’re lucky my family likes Connections so much

slop, slop, sloppitty slop. slop slop slop slop slop slop slop

There is nothing more important to me than you voting for Cirie Fields to win $100,000 at the Survivor finale next week

Raging socialist Zohran Mamdani out here balancing the city’s budget

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Why is the Pentagon dumping UFO stuff on a Friday? If you want to distract the people do it earlier in the week, everyone knows that

“Die” is singular, “dice” is plural, and I *will* dice on this hill

Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline

In hindsight, the canary in the coal mine was when finance bros realized they could get away with wearing a Patagonia vest and a button-down

Why bother with productivity apps when I can just let my anxiety levels remind me what work needs to be done

I have enough money in my retirement fund to set myself up for the rest of my life assuming I die two years after I retire

Why is every political candidate obsessed with telling everyone how married they are

Rewatched Casablanca; holds up

And as always Duplex is just happy to be there

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Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Panic Attack Induced By Donald Trump’s Latest Truth Social Post

bumping for vis @jd-vance-1.bsky.social

Alexa, play “Version History.”

It’s April Fool’s Day and if you prank me I will cut you out of my life

Vergecast got nominated for a Webby! Please vote for us so we can say “Brendan Carr is a Dummy” on stage next to The Daily Show’s Josh Johnson

I’m going to Death of a Salesman and I can’t wait for that salesman to get what’s coming to him (I know nothing about this play)

This weekend's Version History is about an obscure li'l machine you've probably never heard of

I thought the White House was at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave 🤡

One of my mom’s favorite memories of me as a kid was when she took me to see the play Peter Pan and I sat stone faced through the whole thing and then afterward talked about how cool the stagecraft was in great detail

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