He was a horse, she played crochet. Or whatever Michelle Branch said idk

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Hawk the herald angels sang Glory tuah that newborn thang

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

I'm in this group chat on Facebook called Keegang and it's all people named Keegan and this is the shit we be on

Upside of it snowing, no more mowing my grass for a couple months. Downside of it snowing, I HATE the fucking snow.

Suggin on chili dog or something...idk

Look mom, I'm a real YouTube streamer now

SAY ANYTHING BAYBEEEE

Gotta train my timeline here to only show me cats and local music scene discourse like the other app

You've swissed your last cheese, Dr Curd