I genuinely believe one of the easiest ways to disrupt capitalist propaganda currently is to alert people to how little they own, which is allegedly Capitalism’s sole promise. Your car, fridge, phone, game system & fucking toothbrush require lifetime subscriptions & you think this is freedom? 🤨

Sometimes the comfort is “I’m only human” other times it’s “We’re all animals at the end of the day” and both are true.

Liable to write about this but the rise in sketch “comedy” on socials in the last decade or so has obfuscated the role of satire in society, sorta dulled it’s teeth and has made it harder for people to recognize thoughtful, meatier satire. Essentially POV sketches + “it’s not that deep” = 👎🏾 media

One of the most defining cultural indicators of the loss of American Hegemony will be a media renaissance that is decidedly anti-American. Movies, shows, shoots taking place anywhere but here, actors reverting to native accents not having to be American in everything, open anti-US media Just watch

Why am I just finding out Benito was filming the NUEVAYol MV at Bronx CC today? The universe hates me fr!!

I’m fully committing to my long held goal of being fluent in ASL this year, never made it past 101 level knowledge but that’s about to change. We need to diversify our communication styles like yesterday !!

My ego wanted to feel bad about no one booking me for Valentines Day this year then my pro brain reminded me the majority of my clientele are married. This is a good sign LOL

Just saw someone compare the Halftime show & Kendrick Lamar to Katniss addressing President Snow in The Hunger Games I want off this ride IMMEDIATELY

I know I’m not okay everytime I choose to rewatch Power. Anyway, the theme song is soooo catchy

We will not endure this moral sex panic well if you lot refuse to engage in dating healthily. Stop talking about relationships like investment portfolios, you’re not “owed” marriage or children or a home because you “stuck it out”. That’s the risk to partnering!

“Everything isn’t political. It’s not that deep!” Oh yeah? Have you ever hosted a dinner party, been asked for a recipe, and when you say there’s MSG in it… bitches look at you like a ghost appeared?

Your opposition is really easy to understand if you remember these are men who sought & consolidated power to make up for their social ails. They so desperately want to be considered cool but can’t be cause they’re try hards… which is decidedly uncool. Just loser edgelords void of personality

“We keep us safe!” Except WE aren’t wearing masks, only EYE am. A decent swoletariat would know cardio don’t mean shit if you’re allowing airborne viruses to destroy your vascular system, lungs & decay your brain. Like you’re actually pissing me off COMRADE; address your bias immediately!

Thinking bout Babygirl again. When Nicole Kidman bust in on Harris peeing, the natural progression would have been her holding his dick while he finished. That would have been the natural (& realistic) end to something like that in a real D/s dynamic, it shows reverence. But what do I know? 🤷🏽‍♀️

I love being a whore. I love being a bitch. I love being a cunt with principles. I love being a pervert. I love being a degenerate. I love being disagreeable. I love being nasty. I love being messy. I love being sexy. I love being kinky. I love being a nuisance to the empire. I love the life I lead!

100% convinced I have to sit through vapid takes on BDSM because the general vanilla public spent years thinking it’s comparable to rough sex. It’s not, but the conflation is fucking us (no pun intended) I just want to get my bag being the pervert I am & fund the revolution but PRUDES won’t let me!

Workers at a Whole Foods in Philadelphia just voted to become the first unionized store in Amazon’s grocery chain

And if I said most conservative men are submissive as an outlet for dealing with their capitalistic fatigue and when they don’t have a Dom (usually a parentified female partner), their political figures are used as a surrogate… would you catch the vibe?

Can’t believe at my big ass age I’m saying the most fun I’m having on the internet right now is coming from streaming on Twitch 😭😭

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Can’t believe RFK Jr.’s brain worm will get to set precedents about public health in a hot second; what does it like to eat? We need to keep that bitch in him HAPPY!

If Nosferatu doesn’t get any award acclaim… I’m fucking a vampire at the Oscars in front of everybody!

Got a comment on TikTok tonight saying I was being mean. Glad I stuck to my “if I get back on TikTok post takeover… I’m done mincing words” pact with myself

I’m ovulating… oh no

Also, I was supposed to end my time on TikTok throwing ass, but they wouldn’t let me upload a video for my last hour so I’ma just put it here. Enjoy.

A numerologist just came on my feed talking about “tomorrow’s gonna be a lucky day because of the numerology“ do you want me to put paws on you? NOT NOW

CapCut needs to reimburse me cause I pay yearly and I have 6 months left on the annual plan. Idc about editing TikTok videos on there. It’s where I edited my PORN!! Idc if they know now I have to find new software that’s equally user friendly 😭😭

TikTok has been tweaking OD ever since 8:30 tonight, it’s over. Shawty is going dark at midnight.

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Made a TikTok shitting on an anti sex work feminist who commented on my post and 4 hours later Telegram banned my heaux account… Who taught Andrea Dworkin how to crawl outta hell and fuck with my money?!

If TikTok gets saved… I gotta start being sexy on there. I can’t suffer being a sleeper bad bitch anymore. Men furnished an entire apartment of mine in 2019 to go on first dates with me. I have devotees who carve my name into their flesh. I’m a living Venus fr, I need to flex more 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Also I hated Anora. If it were up to me… actual whores would be allowed to put him in the stocks and take turns pelting him with heirloom tomatoes to our hearts content. He’s such a fucking voyeur & vulture.

So I wrote a new essay, an attempt to explain why I refuse to name my personal politic. I’d appreciate it if you gave it a read. open.substack.com/pub/thatdeep...

Don’t piss me off right now unless you’re a cuck on the low. I will fuck your family, friends and boss then make you pay for the tapes 😌

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I’d shoot my father for a perfectly ratio’d bowl of cereal

We’ve been talking about great Climate migrations for years & I’ve always fixated on the unfortunate fact that places will be rebuilt as cheap as possible. Leaving them further vulnerable to the next climate disaster in said region. Old homes are sturdy, new ones are paper thin. It’s a cut both ways

Ever watch a movie and think “That actor had waaaaay too much fun playing this character”? That’s James Marsden in SexDrive and we’re better for it

Whoever came up with the “name your pain from 1-10” thing is a ghoul and I should be allowed to put them in the stocks and throw thick heirloom tomatoes at them. I’m always in pain. I’m disabled, I assure you I would not willingly come to the ER if I could triage at home 💀💀

Started Suits for the first time. Is Harvey supposed to be this charming? Like, I love this guy 😭

Are publications just allergic to active voice now? What is this? 💀

It’s going to sound out of pocket… but I’d actually prefer it if people who engage with my political content on TikTok/Substack were my primary clients. At least I wouldn’t have to worry about sanitizing my personality for a bag cause you know what it is & are attracted to it! 🤷🏽‍♀️

People ask me how I know we’re in a moral sex panic as if manosphere & puritanical logic hasn’t been integrated in “common sense” discourse. I have to see musings about “pair bonding” & “body counts” from so called progressives all day and you’re asking if we’re in a moral sex panic? 💀💀

Y’all better hope Ellen was an anomaly cause if I could summon a primordial being with the promise of blood & a little pussy… you’d do right to make amends with me. Cause I’m sending Nosferatu to your door IMMEDIATELY!!

space fireworks to celebrate the new year 🎆

NYE tips from a conjurer: Clean the house to the best of your abilities! As you sweep dirt towards your exits speak over it all you wish to discard from 2024. Take the trash out immediately, don’t let it sit! Start you a simmer pot with your herbs of choice & pray over the water stirring clockwise

Imagine cucking your husband with a literal demon. Count Orlock was turning Ellen every way but loose AND dipped into her man for play play. She trying to fuck on Thomas to prove a point & fuck ass Transylvanian mustache beast possessed her. Nosferatu is taking it, I swear!

Actually very excited about taking more bookings in 2025. Astrologically, it’s going to be a very profitable year for the Heaux’s and I could use the win!

I can’t be bothered with absolutism— in most context it’s an unreasonable framework for the world. Few things comfortably sit on either sides of a binary, the world and people are full of contradictions. It’s not mandatory to eliminate them all to build an equitable society— I promise!!