Bath time… ah!

Everything old is new again

BARBIE: an uncanny, pink odyssey that knows exactly what is is and sticks its many tonal landings. A win all around, but especially for Margot Robbie, America Ferrera, Ryan Gosling, the art of production design and practical effects, and Greta THEE Gerwig

In a line for a 9:20 showing of Barbie… the movies are BACK baby!

The next thing you know, we’re like out on the middle of the 🌊 . This guy, this captain guy 🧑‍✈️, was right out on the 🌊 ROWING AWAY 🚣‍♂️ . Like, 🚣 from the 🚤. I was like, where is that 🧑‍✈️ going? And he just kept 🚣‍♀️ 🚣 🚣‍♀️

Boys on my left side, boys on my right side

I love Rebecca Ferguson because she’s been in everything but my parents will never be able to know her name

Mx Dalloway said they’d get the ketamine themself.

Beyoncé was at the BK Library and Robert Pattinson was at Cmon Everybody…

A lot of people have scoffed at “they are trying to replace you with machines” but…. they are trying to replace you with machines.

STRIKING SUMMER

This week’s AJLT referencing steam room cruising and featuring the Tall Gay… they have their finger on the pulse again!!!

One of two dudes who try to catch the shark in JAWS saying he is using his wife’s “holiday roast” as bait in the beginning of July… that’s a mystery I will one day solve

The Chekhov’s air tank in JAWS

It was a blue night tonight

wiLL sOmEoNE wEaR mE tO tHe fAIR?

Just a lil wedding photo preview

Keke Palmer is one of our greatest stars. She has wit, grace, and authenticity that is unmatched by her peers. She once gagged Wendy Williams on her own stage. I believe in Keke Palmer.

Grimace wasn’t seen in public for nearly a decade. He was last seen in person in at a Phillies game in 2012 and reappeared at the 2020 Thanksgiving Day Parade. His aunts and Uncle O’Grimacey, creator of the Shamrock Shake, are missing. I asked questions and was told I don’t have rank.

Not being hyperbolic this app changed my life:

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Kyle Richards

Is Dr. Roberta Bobby here? Paging Dr. Fierce…. Diva alert level 5…

well we’re here

The best strategy is to join all the new social media platforms and talk shit about them equally

Oh wait threads is bad

They forged one platform for man, one for the dwarves, and one for the elves… But they were all of them deceived…

🌞💋

Well, divas….