How many hours did I leave a candle unattended? You don’t want to know

I have a craving to read aloud to someone

I’m a new woman (got my nails done)

“He sounds like Snape”

I don’t play basketball but I feel like missing a free throw would be embarrassing

What if everyone posted all of their thoughts

How did I forget to pack a jacket

“I’m the forgotten child” “Only in your brain could you be the forgotten child”

“Idk if this this is homophobic, but they look gay”

Crochet is so evil cause it’s been 3+ hours and I still don’t have a sweater

Me when I can’t go to any of Gina’s shows cause I’m underage

i want to be intimate with the sun

“Is this a safe space ? I hate having a big butt”

I hate when I’m eating meat and it’s too much like meat

I have major *room of a girl who is only home for 10 minutes* right now

I’m done with stats and I got an A. Praise be !

The new feature on depop where you make outfits is my fav thing ever

Matthew McConaughry and Macaulay Culkin are the same person in my head

“I see the dildo.”

Don’t google vajankle. Ruined my day

What do y’all know about AGSM

Help.

Big week for lizzy fans

Forgot how binge-able this show is and now it’s 4am

I’m in the trenches

Just said “ok” instead of “okay” but they didn’t notice

Boyfriend called my sweater a Cosby sweater :((

What does the fox say has been taking up a lot of space in my brain lately

“Let’s take it from erection”

I still remember the first fall of snow

Somebody help me

People knowing my name is awesome

How many caffeinated teas will aralyn drink before bed ?

When I’m not getting enough attention it’s like whoa I am not getting enough attention

Thinking about the person who owned this sweater before me. I think he was a high school English teacher

October might’ve been the longest month of my life

Save me gay coffee shop

I’m filled with rage and anxiety

Guys I haven’t seen a worm in a while, are they okay?

I’m just a girl

3 stores and none of them had headbands.

Being one of the first people done in a restaurant is so embarrassing when you know you bombed it

Ew the new logo is icky

My fingies smell like onion and there’s nothing I can do to fix it 😔🧅😣

Ungodly amount of laundry done today

“Your absent father is no excuse for not being able to put on a CLIP-ON tie”

Daniel Caesar new album I love it :)

Someone save me

This is maya I am live tweeting tonight