don't mind me, i'll just be sobbing at the muppet movie script

it's a goon eat goon world out there. we're just doing something to help the goons. to help goons, become a goon. you will become part of the goonion (goon union) and they will protect you. examples of goons below (all part of the goonion)

The gaming community will always be my favourite community.

murder can happen anywhere, but at least we make the murder that can happen anywhere fun.

@gothnog.bsky.social #VERMIS

it's not our favorite thing, but it happens sometimes

listen.... we're a theater company. do you even know what that means? neither do we. we cannot read.

... bad jokes aside, we are sold out until March in almost every city.