The UEFA Champions League is not a serious competition.

Really looking forward to Norm McDonald popping up in my Spotify wrapped Top5 this year- after discovering all of bits on there earlier in the year.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

We can’t lose again against a team with Alcaraz’s haircut in it.

- I fucked up by not going tonight, because Gary Neville should come with The Samaritan’s phone number printed on him. He genuinely depresses me.

It’s ok, Dalot’s coming on.

Moyes legging it to get into that dressing room first. I reckon if there’s an all out bloodbath in there & Everton lose 12/13 players & 4/5 staff in the brutality🩸🩸🩸 … we could ‘could’ get a draw.

Does Neville EVER stop fuckin’ talking?

There’s a few people claiming that he ‘did nothing wrong’ - if your colleague disagrees with the way you’re doing your job tomorrow, can they lose it, need restraining & put a hand in your face?

Gary Neville is a bonafide fucking idiot. He thinks that dismissal is based on the ferocity the slap.

Once a Red….

It’s ok to stamp on United’s players off the ball.

Just what all the Everton & United fans want to see as they tune in for *checks notes* Manchester United v Everton.

United & Delap.

TNT’s Darren Fletcher can’t go 90 minutes without discussing the body of someone on the pitch in front of him. This time it’s the Linesman.

RIP Mani, he really was one of the good guys. Not a single pretentious bone in his body, had time for everyone. 🍋 I don’t think they’ve ever sounded better than this. Just back together, all still loving it & Reni drowns Ian out. youtu.be/4PBU_N5x4ls?...

Fuck off.

Considering how good he was, how many goals he scored & how much we win with him in the team, it’s bizarre (even to me) how much I fucking hate (C) Ronaldo.

Is this ref trying to get his steps in??

Football, bloody hell.

Stop flogging that horse, it’s dead…

Just the words ‘John Lewis Christmas ad’ make me want to throw myself off a fucking bridge.

Football really is the beautiful game, look at this passion for a point at home.

They’re improving, they’re not perfect - but they’re definitely a unit, they’re definitely pulling in the same direction. I was proud of the war they came back, even if we did deserve all 3.

Darren Fletcher is an absolute fucking clown. I literally hate him with a passion.

Give Mbeumo the Player of the month for November for that!

The officiating, considering the level is absolutely pathetic. These officials can’t even see what it is 3 feet away from them.

Beautiful goal from the greatest football team on planet earth.

Just saw our number 5 pirouette and play the ball out wide before getting into the box - and I got this weird feeling I was watching the ghost of Zidane.

“That was 6 yards away from being pass of the season” SIX YARDS. McCoist is pissed.

That’s one of the best renditions I’ve ever heard. What a set of lungs.

TNT’s coverage is childlike. I think I’ll go and sweep the drive.

NO DALOT.

Garnachooooooooh he’s sliced that one!

Loved Becks at United (for the most part) - but he’s genuinely one THE WORST bootlickers of all time.

They’re saying ‘defending champions’ without a hint of irony - despite belittling the competition 12 months prior to winning it.

Look at the home end - there’s a reason I call them “Millwall with Putin’s money”.

It’s almost as if Slot told everyone how to beat them…

Brendan’s available!

I remember that video of those 2 horrible little scrotes who broke into the Britannia in Offerton walking around tutting and saying “unbelievable” because there were bags of flour and apples in the kitchen - as if these poor fuckers we’re living it up in Claridge’s. We really don’t have a clue.

Great to see that every other post on here is a screenshot from Musk’s septic arsehole app. Great that. Great. 👍🏼

VAR might’ve been invented to give just to keep Neville in a job. He commentates every game through their lens, it’s absolutely pathetic.

Genuinely thought Palace would’ve done us a favour - looks like we’ll have to win this title for ourselves.

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A team with AWB in it, struggling to defend set-pieces!? I’m not having it 👀

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When did Champions League nights turn into a 70’s/80’s Boxing Day!?

🤣🤣🤣Sky are going to spend the next 20 minutes telling us we won in the wrong way🤣🤣🤣 Kiss my wrinkly nad-sack.