“You left a note in your perfect script - Stay as long as you want - & I haven’t left your bed since”

This should go down as one of the moments of this Premier League season. Raya complaining to the ref about Brentford players crowding his area. Everything about Arsenal is just weird.

“The Co-owner of Manchester United…” - that’s how every single news bulletin has started today, he’s done irreparable damage to the club & its reputation.

Genuinely prefer the Glazers to Ratcliffe. He’s one of the worst people on earth.

@zackpolanski.bsky.social is this legal? Stating that you’ll legalise Crack!?

This is the 8th letter of correspondence (I’m including the letter from a ‘concerned neighbour’ who doesn’t exist in that) I’ve received from Reform - the made up neighbour letter must be illegal!?… this one’s just hilarious - they really are catering for the fucking thick.

Must’ve watched that goal back 200x today. It’s ludicrous.

Unlucky. By the time we win 5 in a row, they’ll be able to see that attention seeking twat from the ISS.

You Šešky thing.

Hooper is corrupt.

Fucking Spurs cosplay.

Get the big lad on ffs.

Curling one out > Curling

The new Terminator looks shite!

Micah Richards definitely has 20/20 vision.

I can honestly say, Baleba looks a £40m midfielder.

Everything I saw today, just made me think how well trained they’ve been over the past few weeks. What on earth was that fucker trying to do with them!?

“The Early Kick Off”

Mandelson’s going to prison, lads.

What did we call ‘Groundhog day’ before the movie came out?

What did we call ‘Groundhog day’ before the movie came out?

Looks like it could be another wet one later. In a season with too many of them for fanzine sellers! So your support makes a hell of a difference by stopping and buying RedNews today. 2nd chance to get. Top SMB Way, Salford Bridge by Hotel Football. Cash or card. Say hello👊

Which performance school did Rosenior attend?

Catherine O’Hara has passed. She was one of the funniest people to ever live, more people like her please. RIP.

Linda Loff. Lovely finish, son. Was going wide but his hair was in his eyes.

Incredible achievement ~ the first to do it since records began (12 months ago).

Pure Jose… shame about Marseille 👀🤣🤣

What a fucking puddle of soggy shit Braverman is, knocks me sick.

Carrick has to be the first person in (at least) Premier League history, to go from ST holder to 1st team manager.

‘The Lads’ in the studio are trying to work out why Arsenal’s forwards are struggling to score goals in the manner that say, Man United have in the last couple of weeks. I can tell them, it’s because this Arsenal team are the closest we’ve seen to Pulis’s Stoke without fettling an Oatcake.

I’ve seen Arsenal’s 1st 20x How is that not just Timber playing it between Martinez’s legs!? Looks nothing like an OG.

Please bookmark this for May… we’re going to win the league this season. It is written.

He’d have blown on 96:51 too…

The officials need to make this a little less obvious.

We’re chasing a win -4 mins, we’re defending a lead +4 mins. It’s like a PGMOL unwritten rule.

Carrick’s made the great Arteta burn the playbook.

Are the rules different for Arteta?

This lad’s got his head on straight.

If that happens at the other end & Martinez puts us 1 up, it wouldn’t stand. We saw it at Burnley.

Arsenal’s dreams usually die at our feet. Let’s hope that continues today.

All rivalries aside…

Maybe Pip Gladioli needs to spend some more Oil money.

Lads, lads, it’s more like “Man Shitty”.

He did that on purpose!

Please miss. I don’t want this to end.

This is a bit mardy from, Senegal.