Shut up, Jeff. You scruffy Ben Sherman, Kangol, Kickers bastard!

lol

I’ve no idea why any of us bother with football.

C’mon, Hearts! Into these YNWA bastards.

Manchester City have wiped their arse on this competition. This attendance is fucking embarrassment & shows complete disinterest -bordering on contempt - for their own youth system. Fuck off City.

Glorious.

The Maddison clause. If you’ve been out injured for a while, you can treat yourself to a nice dive on your return - no booking.

Gavrilo Princip.

The Vinegar Strokes.

Tottenham Hotspur vs Stockport County has a lovely ring to it.

Daylight robbery. We’ve seen keepers being fucking assaulted by Arsenal players all season & they get that!?

You would’ve never expected Doku to do that!!!!!! Oh, hang on…

Or tea time.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA… grown men.

Why not just round it up!?

Footballers. May only be there for 2 years - so no point in buying, & they make that much money by Wednesday dinner (lunch to the Fulham crew).

United v Forest will still be on the Sunday then!? 👀

Kinda tragic that of all the great sages we could listen in this world, we're subjected to Darren Fletcher ~6 hours a week. Imagine what person I could be without that brain rot

I always assume blokes wearing Meta glasses are a fucking N-O-N-C-E anyway.

Good friend of mine and a bloody good rep!

Boycott.

The coverage on Prime is setting Arsenal up… really hope they don’t shit the bed 👀

In 4K, Rooney’s thatch looks like a combination of toupee tape & the remnants of ‘OAP WEDNESDAY’ recovered from the floor of a barber’s shop. Just be bald Wayne.

Close-ups of the City end this close to bedtime, should come with a warning.

Yea.

How come, Slot can claim (to the world’s press) there’s an actual conspiracy running through the PGMOL - an agenda that guarantees any & all VAR decisions will go against Liverpool Football Club… & nobody bats an eyelid!?

These are the two spots we will be selling RedNews from, pre-match only. From 1230 til kick off. Top SMB Way, Salford Bridge, Hotel Football side. Cash or card. 💷💳 Cheers for the support and please stop, say hello and grab a fanzine if you can. UTFR!

I bring good news.

Nobody is shocked at this Terry news, he is and always has been a twat. But, we’ll always have this…

Ted’s died. Bereft.

“Great King… good friend of mine… would’ve helped us bomb Iran & fuck Ukraine over if he could’ve!” I might go out and buy a Union flag to hang on my house, such is the pride I feel.

A football club with the strongest ‘Main Character Syndrome’ known to man.

It’s like a constant attack. I don’t have any gambling addiction issues - but I can’t imagine what it’s like if you do, there’s simply no escape from the advertising - even on things not connected with sport.

2 of the most negative anti-football wankers on the planet. What a thing to boast about.

The Champions League is not a serious competition.

I celebrate pointless answers (by nice contestants) like goals. My Mrs says I’m weird. #Pointless

Probably just need funding by one of the world’s richest states…

Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard Mode, No Kurosawa, Godard or Wilder.

No Poznan tonight, you Geordie-lite wankers.

…now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

What’s happening to Chelsea, & what their supporters are going though is AWFUL, and by AWFUL I of course mean “ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TO SEE AND 20+YEARS IN THE MAKING”.

Convinced Welbeck could do a job for us next season (in 4 competitions) - Imagine seeing Dat Guy at OT, in a red shirt - on a Champions League night.

Some finish from that angle, Donnarumma.

Pickford doing the best Onana impressions I’ve ever seen this season.

Everton will do well to get anything vs 13 men. Kavanagh (the blue cunt) & his VAR nerd have this in hand. The game is truly fucked.

😩

It can’t be both.