Jim and Tammy decided to step down and hand the PTL over to Jerry Falwell. OH FUCK ME

Today we would call it "giving him a concussion."

Bullfrogs take three or four years of growing before they are ready to be food.

His internal organs, his bones and his flesh are all painfully re-shaping.

There was no incentive for Enron executives to make reasonable calls.

"Attractive, ticklish, masculine guys are actually tickled in two different restrained formats."

Doesn’t this make you feel a little bit different about America?

Where'd you get the smiley face balloon? I don't wanna tell ya.

José just did a backflip. Dude, I don't want you to know that I give the cat cocaine but I think I'm pretty clear.

Your dog is having a moment. Is your dog coming off of heroin?

When you see the clitosaurus, lick it.

Floyd had told him to "not butt in." So Floyd shot Coombs.

Occasionally crocodiles would just enter houses.

It's 111 miles west of San Diego. In the ocean.

He recited a Rudyard Kipling poem then claimed that he had been responsible for making Kipling famous.

In September they imported 51 Finns and Norwegians.

Can you imagine going somewhere and finding a race of people who had relied on something and going "hey I gotta get this out of here."

Then the sails were blown away and the wheel smashed. That's an important part of the boat.

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He casually walked to the edge of the island, covered his head with grass, and tried to swim away.

Sophie Lyons worked mostly as a pickpocket but she also had very small knives to "slit open bags so I could get my fingers in."

Philip Jackson always had a dick.

Hey we should make a hat out of that guy!

Boy. What a trail of bullshit.

South Boston State Senator William Bolger said Garraghty had "the sensitivitiy of a chainsaw and the foresight of a mackerel."

Glenn was so excited that he ran out and put his hand way above his head and Dusty didn't know what to do, so he slapped it. Are are you seriously telling me about the invention of the high five?

Seven thousand people came and the leaders said they should march on Pittsburgh, which they called Sodom.

Deserters would blow cattle horns to warn each other and to gather their forces together.

Each woman was held for an average of 10 weeks. Many were committed without trial or due process.

In 1634, the Plymouth General Court banned many of the fancy fashions.

She then became a member of the Working Woman's Society. After all that, James thought she was "degraded and unsexed."

Ex-Governor Ruffin Pleasant-- Uh I gotta go, Dave.

They'd been eating ramen, frozen quesadillas, and corndogs and taking vitamin C to keep scurvy at bay.

Would you believe me if I told you that what anime & manga fans like are drawings

These new laws created a quota system that was overtly intended to create a national ethnic hierarchy.

It's possible he was never a good businessman. Cos one time he built a ballroom on his house for one event.

Each car had big stick because sometimes they had to beat off angry crowds.

Now I look like a hobo's pants.

Did they ever sing that song "Am I ever gonna see your face again?" NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF.

The ship is being filled with the smells of little dying things.

They're taking that giant hull of a ship, and they're going to encase it in iron and they're going to turn it into a giant battering ram.

They rioted over the price of fish during the food riots. They rioted over theaters ending half-price admission after the second act.

The kind of person nowadays everyone would avoid. Or would be in the Senate.

After seeing their ballroom, because they had a ballroom in the mansion, Idaho Senator William Borah said "This is what brings on revolutions."

It's a sergent shouting at a vagina.

No window, no light, no plumbing, no heating, just a stove. Well that's cool.

Then the Dutch got mad and they slaughtered an entire village. Well we had a good run.

They had a son in 1911, so they're doin it.

They buy all that, you know, disgusting sludge, and then they start making the McRibs.

He makes so much money that by the time he's 18, he owns three sawmills.