Crown for a queen A panel from a comic you can read on my annual zine Orchard # 2.

My kind of science

Hey padlock, play the role of a padlock that is not locked.

Sell him back a mixture of ketchup and piss. Why not? Our product sometimes makes mistakes too.

It’s not about market penetration or capturing market share or anything to do with making money you absolute steaming dunce. It’s about helping people not starve because that’s what is right to do, and because it’s not particularly profitable you wouldn’t even think of doing it.

Alexandra Gillespie’s article is excellent. I couldn’t imagine a more complete fuckup if you asked me to. Even before they got to the cave, they were out of envelope for recreational diving of any sort, and far beyond the depth limit for the gas mix they were using. Explainer below 👇

I, too, am a poster full of sandwiches

Is there anything this guy can’t fuck up? Anything at all? www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tore-i...

If you load your Minecraft inventory with nested ender chests full of shulker boxes full of copper blocks, and do the same to a llama carrying a chest, you can carry nearly 2.4 MILLION TONS of copper. Mojang what are you doing, this is unreasonable

@jkass99.bsky.social and @iwriteok.bsky.social great pod on the evolution of 40k and its infiltration into wider culture. Trump would LOVE to be a god-emperor, sat on a golden toilet, fed by sacrificing a thousand lawyer’s careers a day, holding Truth Social together by the power of his posting

Who is surprised? Really?

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

>be me, checking in on Facebook >guy I went to school with is criticising a local festival’s headliner as a “hateful antisemite” (they criticised Israel) >”No doubt there will be stalls mindlessly selling keffiyehs and rainbow flags” >close Facebook for another five years, consider alcohol

Thousands of acres of land occupied, billions of dollars “invested”, millions of tons of CO2 every year, communities trashed, water supplies wrecked all so their stupid machines can misunderstand simple scale factors so fucking badly. It’s all bullshit. All of it. Can’t wait to see it burn down.

AI stans. Too stupid to look up how to change their power settings. Too lazy to think for themselves. Too needy to just fucking stop for five minutes.

T&Cs state that the $100 deposit merely represents the cost of an “option to buy” as, when and IF TM actually offer a phone. There’s nothing in there that says they’re actually going to make them or meet orders. $60M in vapourware lol. Bunch of rubes

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

It is wrong and criminal for government agents to kidnap someone, send them to die in a concentration camp, and disappear them, regardless of immigration status. But it's still worth noting she has a green card. The government doesn't even pretend this is about deporting undocumented people.

All part of the larger plan to bankrupt family-owned farms so that firms, like the one JD Vance is heavily invested in, can buy up all the farms and make them corporate so they can control everything.

HEY NERDS, it’s a big day, 5/5, and the 55th birthday of the 555 timer IC. Eight pins, and a million uses :) Here’s Big Clive with an explainer video that’s just as long as it needs to be. youtu.be/Zs4kUZmubEY

No, hear him out

Fuckin’ Glinner? I’m off to figure out how to get the telegraph out of my feed.

Reuters: US Navy turns to AI company Domino Data Labs to find Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz. Everything will be fine www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. no star war/trek, HP, LOTR, Superheroes

Grapefruit insomnia

Blind toads eating shit and fucking each other in a cesspit

Generative AI continues to seep worthless trash images into Amazon listings

UNF - UNC - Metric

These are the end times. American democracy is about to burn down. Elections will soon mean nothing to anyone. Epstein always said it was easier to seize power during a collapse.

They want these wretched things to run healthcare systems

I'm going to re-activate the Etsy MegaThread to help pay down my sweet boy's final emergency vet bill. I already had a lot going on with my uncle (who is thankfully doing better amongst all this), but this is a little too much financial strain for us rn. Anything helps. 1/ #art #crafts #bsnm #help

Imagining a montage of this over a glowing sunset, set to a heartwarming song about the inseparability of alcoholism and pedophilia

Today’s depressing conspiracy theory - 1/🧵 Trump does not intend to build his prison warehouse archipelago. He’s just after money. The fact that there are so many warehouses empty and for sale points to a lot of redundant capacity and under these conditions they become a liability. If they are

When considering that Trump didn’t seem to react to nearby gunfire at the WHCD, and when speculating that he may have staged it, don’t ignore the very simple, very obvious possibility that’s been staring us down for years. He’s just incredibly stupid

“I also saw a lot of very strong, physically strong, really attractive law enforcement people come through those doors, and frankly it made me feel very safe, very, very safe—there was nobody that was going to get by them. They were very impressive. I think the whole operation was very impressive”

Bitch please

A penny used to be worth a lot more than it is now, but then so did my thoughts.

I’m sure some clever people can come up with a clever acronym for the new European alliance, let’s see what you can come up with.

His illness is progressing apace. If they can normalise him being unconscious in a press conference you can bet your ass they’ll get away with it for several days after he dies. They’ll answer questions, make statements, give orders in his name until he visibly liquifies.

My favourite jerky (the only one they sell here) starting showing up with “Approved by Mr Beast” stickers on it. I peel them off and stick them on bins, toilets etc

Batman should be holding a claw hammer

"I was spending maybe 30 to 50 minutes of my day, and I was making good money for a medical student. In India, even in professional jobs, you can't make this amount of money. I haven't seen an easier way to make money online." MAGA types are the thirstiest mfs ever lol

(1 of 2) WARNING: SCAM EMAILS PRETENDING TO BE FROM ME. They offer very specific feedback on writing in progress/posted or self-published works, then propose an offline conversation. They are coming from this address: [email protected].

While I applaud this it’s probably bad that the first thing I thought was “oh boy, who are the Iranians roasting now”

Should’ve stayed retired huh

Nearly-five granddaughter has given herself a haircut - not good - wants a Rapunzel princess dress for her birthday. DIL:You need to let your hair grow, Rapunzel doesn’t have short hair N5GD: This one does. Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let your hair stink! Rapunzel, Rapunzel, grow your hair bald! 🤣💀

Operation Rough Cider Operation Hammered by Midnight Operation Southern Comfort >Blames the fog of war >it’s the fog of whisky

Ladies and gentlemen; we got him

0800: Supervised soft play

It’s so impressive how quickly Jesse can produce new fully thought out outstanding lyrics.