Q: Why does Qatar need a military base in Idaho? A: it doesn’t. But it could create an onshore cutout subject to Qatari sovereignty, much as American overseas airbases do. In other words, a fully deniable black site accessible by road. No flight logs. No access. No oversight. No records.

Related: OP’s sister had a council house in London but lived with her boyfriend. She AirBnB’d the council house for ten years and falsely claimed UC, housing benefit etc. The tax on the rental income alone is £270K to 2014 alone and she’s spent all the money on cruises.

Who up considering they lobster

Any word from The Donald on how sour he is at not getting a Nobel prize?

Reddit is once again experiencing the rediscovery of the Jordan Peterson milking post @falconryfinance.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/behindtheb...

I saw the video and thought “hideous carcass”

This is not how you do science. But still … anything to distract from the rape cases

The cracks are showing

JD Vance can buy them all up for pennies and sell them on to the corpos for a fat commission. All part of the plan.

Bait for @edwardodell.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/x1zDE...

Bialystock and Bloom would like their idea back

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

When I say I want to regress to childhood, I don’t mean I want to be put in a diaper and scolded for being a naughty boy. Really I just want to have no particular jobs to do at the weekend.

The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay

If I ever see you jointing a cable like this I will beat you like a filthy rug.

I’ve said it before. They’re just taking people at random. They don’t care who they are. If they had names of individuals with cases against them they couldn’t be forced off this easily. They’re looking for easy targets. Community action DOES work. Form strong communities.

Read. Absorb. Get the idea. Adapt the approach to your own environment.

I love fault finding work sometimes. Went to a customer’s machine a while ago, it was playing up. Opened the cabinet to test PLC I/O indicators and heard “Psssssschhhh” as a capacitor burst and vented inside the PLC. Yep. There’s your problem.

Repairing machinery and dealing with biomass plant has a lot of downsides but only spending a few minutes getting to work is a definite plus.

Always the ones you least expect, huh.

Due to age verification laws in the U.K., EBay say that to buy a used chainsaw I must verify my age with a credit card. I don’t have a credit card because I don’t want a credit card. My account is over 20 years old. The chainsaw has no bar or chain included. Fuck this stupid country.

Diddy just got 50 months. That’s all.

Tesla aren’t even doing lockout/tagout anymore. On a robot with a 4 ton counterweight. Like they say, if you think safety is expensive, try having an accident.

You may exercise your first amendment rights in this area and this area only, like taking your dog for a poo but with stronger barriers and more surveillance.

Rather alarming that the ICE recruitment effort is going as hard as it is. Podbean podcasts now carry their infantile action movie sounding ads. If anyone has a contact at Podbean do let them know that we’re not impressed with their shit.

This machine repair at nine o clock at night in the middle of nowhere could NOT have been an email. You should pay me more.

I can’t think of any reason to completely wreck the ag markets in entire United States other than purposeful sabotage. A fire sale on farmland.

Pete Hegseth, who bankrupted a charity with his drinking and has credible sexual assault charges against him, called on the military to raise standards of fitness, appearance and professionalism. Yeah.

Scene:sting house Predator: are you a cop? Decoy: no babe Pred: If you are you have to tell me Decoy: god no, ew Pred: ok cool Decoy: they’re the worst istg Pred: sure, so - Decoy: they’re just assholes Pred: yeah fine - Decoy: just absolute dogshit losers Cops: aw come on Pred: yeah be fair now

@travisview.bsky.social I’d thought Jacob Chansley was doing a bit better since he got out of jail but apparently not, he claims to be the rightful POTUS and is suing most of the richest men in the world as a pro se litigant. Nothing to do but make some popcorn and watch the train wreck happen.

Talk about telling on yourself

>freedom caucus founder >exchanged 220 CSAM images on Kik >represented himself in court >no legal training >guilty on 5 counts of distribution >fines: up to $250k >on the register immediately >up to 20 years inside for each count >vocally anti-trans, citing the need to protect children

Chat is this real

Or - possibly - he’s going to decapitate current leadership and install fanatics.

5 -7 to England so far but plenty of game left

It’s hilarious how mad he gets when his comfort toys stop working. It should happen more often. Brick his phone. Make his chairs squeak. Weaken his shoelaces. Serve his drinks warm. Seize the bearings in his fidget spinner. Release the Epstein files.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new arbiters of truth.

As things stand, ICE/CBP/HSI can arrest and detain anyone they’re told to, for any or no reason, with full deniability and no accountability. The police state the conspiracy wonks bleated about for years is fully in place and they’re real fucking quiet about it.

A nice end to the week. Travelled to meet a very pleasant customer, repaired two machines with minor but hard to find faults. He was very happy and gave me a really good pork pie. What’s your bright spot today?

Surely nothing bad is coming out of this

My botttle of acetaminophen contained twelve rounds of softpoint .30-06 with stale memes scribbled on the casings

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Spoken like someone who knows exactly what it looks like when you pump it into a child.

Trump: stop taking Tylenol for pain during pregnancy. Straight to opioids.

Oooo look out here comes the rapture Definitely this time

“I want the government to decide this” So not the court, interesting that you think the government should determine the result of trials.

Charlie Kirk’s Mrs takes over TPUSA, immediately gets transvestigsted by the usual lunatics

How is he allowed to use .gov domains for his grifts? As well as using his office for these grifts - which is illegal but nobody seems to be doing a damn about it.