Franklin goes to prison for the rest of his fucking life

Today is the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the year. As the nights shorten and the days increase in light and warmth, may the Green Man bless you with prosperity, new life and the fertility of spring.

The Trump DOJ deleted a literal drawer full of Trump photos from the Epstein files.

This holiday season, consider the Cybertruck owners. Plenty of virgins but finding three wise men is proving to be a challenge.

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social shall we see what kind of code ChatGpt generates for this?

The AI Girlfriend ads on YouTube have comments turned on and it’s not going well

Wake up babe, new ChubbyEmu video just dropped A reminder about the ancient horror of phosgene gas. Be careful out there. youtu.be/rp6JyEdfjAQ

All hat and no cognitive function

Low oil pressure

Burn it down

I’m not suggesting we should all buy Sora accounts, make a hundred videos a month and just never post them, but a company can’t ever get too big to fail if it ever gets too failed to get big.

He’s making a list He’s cutting it twice He measured it once It’s not looking nice

It is once again that time of year when Fluffy the cat interferes endlessly with the Christmas tree, steals the baubles and chases them around. We will be finding them for weeks. She doesn’t do it with anything else.

Plot twist: he is perfectly healthy. The hand injuries, sleepiness, poor coordination, cognitive disarray and disturbed sleep patterns can all be explained by seventeen hours of frantic gooning every damn day.

There’s a tawny owl that lives somewhere in the trees outside my house. I’ve heard him a lot recently, hooting away. I think there’s a female too. Good luck guys.

Remember the offers we saw promising to bring your dead relatives back as an AI avatar? Judge Frank Caprio, whose courtroom scenes have become very popular on the socials, died earlier this year. There’s already a YouTube channel filled with synthetic content of him.

I shouldn’t laugh but …

This happens a lot. It’s almost as if everything he does in response to a bribe is contradictory and against the interests of at least some of his other supporters. It’s not like they can ask for their money back.

RFK jr failing a second pull-up under the signs for “restroom” and “defibrillator”. May he find neither when he needs them.

Funny how out of all the people who had babies before ChatGPT existed, only his own parents managed to fuck up on such a scale.

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Tell me again who’s indoctrinating who. Fuck TPUSA and fuck Gregg Abbot. www.texastribune.org/2025/12/08/t...

When he FINALLY fucking dies, all those bootlicking bastards who posted AI memes of Muscly Gigachad Trump should be forced to view his bloated, naked carcass in person and apologise at knifepoint for going on the internet and lying.

They have reached their final form

I read a while ago about a rather special cat who lived in a hospital. Staff always knew a patient would die shortly if the cat sat on them. Turns out it wasn’t pheromones or a supernatural sixth sense, he was just really fucking fat.

If The Donald keeps falling asleep in class someone’s gonna draw a dick on his face. You know who you are. Give in to the voices.

Dear followers, please wake up to what is happening in the UK. Charter cities are the endgame after Freeports, SEZs, AI Growth Zones, University Enterprise Zones, Industrial Strategy Zones, and Food Enterprise Zones. This is the moment where corporate governance ‘solves’ the problem of democracy.

This is not incompetence, it’s policy. They’re sending a clear message that anyone they don’t like - or really, just anyone - can be black bagged and imprisoned, tortured or thrown out of the country into an overseas death camp. It’s a terror campaign organised by the state.

Robert and @margaret.bsky.social discuss the birth of the first atom bomb and how delusions about the use of air power made it a savior for a certain kind of U.S Army Air Corps officer. @iwriteok.bsky.social ‪‪‪‪‪@whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

The new administration at r/Art is looking into the previous regime’s actions and taking action to remedy them. May we all be so fortunate.

Remember: DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF A BOOK BECAUSE AMAZON DAMAGED IT!!!! This does NOTHING to affect Amazon, only the author who had nothing to do with the damage! Amazon has an extremely lenient return and replacement policy, PLEASE just use that instead.

Re Franklin/Pokemon/Carpenter et al: I want to be perfectly clear that the US government is explicitly forbidden from using my drawn characters, music, lore or filmed works. I haven’t actually made any to speak of but just in case, they can fuck right off, absolute sack of useless bastards.

For “Device hoarding” read “we see no reason to upgrade” Smartphones are really little more than thin clients for the three or four apps most of use every day. It’s hard to make improvements or even see differences between models. Most of us will keep our devices until they wear out. As we should.

Post your warning label

Post your warning label

Thats not their job anymore. They’re Steven Miller’s ethnic cleansing goons. America’s overfed, undereducated Ton Ton Macoute.

Logging on

The first question anyone should ask of the “Secretary of war” is this: What were their names? I guarantee he does not know. There was never any evidence to support these strikes. Nobody cared who they were, only that they died on Trump’s evil altar.

Obviously The Donald is serious about stopping drug smuggling

Here’s one for if you’re really not feeling it today youtu.be/DgIhSYL5HJQ?...

Why

There really is a subreddit for everything

Unlike the devil I’ve never seen the face of god Sweet Mr. Jesus Deflected on my skin Demons surround you I’m crawling on the floor Sing for another Another taste of life It’s alive! Yeah, everybody It’s alive! Oh, you can’t stop me It’s alive! Yeah, everybody It’s alive! Oh, you can’t stop me

DOGE staffers fear political reprisals and criminal prosecutions after doing political crimes at the behest of Elon Musk. lol. LMAO www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...

My stepson’s gf is visiting and has been working on a rather lovely painting on the kitchen table. I offered her a place to leave it where cats won’t walk on it and she said it’s fine, her cat often walks on it at home, all part of the process. I like her. 😆

A reminder that all churches invent the arbitrary rules that they need you to follow. How badly this affects you depends solely upon the character of its leadership

So if you want Grok to give you instructions for making mustard gas or HMTD, write it a poem, happy days, get cooking. Excellent article, well worth reading.

An anime about girls, like that one about horse girls, but they’re all cats. They do nothing all day and sometimes disappear for a week

“Ha ha, yeah, ignore gramps, he doesn’t really mean it, don’t take him too literally” I stammer as The Old Man rips out his catheter and ties it into a perfect noose. Again.