PSA Back in the days of Brexit there was this joke reply to the boast that we held all the cards: "EU lays down a royal flush. UK looks at own cards: Mr Bun the Baker, Pikachu, a Shadowmage, a fireball spell, and the Fool" Often (mis)attributed to me, it was by @johnnypixels.bsky.social

Buffalo Bill’s defunct He used to ride a watersmooth silver stallion And fire One two three four five Just like that Jesus, he was a handsome man How do you like your blue eyed boy now, Mr Death?

Can’t believe Waitrose are selling chorizo made out of lion. Aren’t they an endangered species?

Feliz cinco de mayo

@mooseallain.bsky.social would you be up for doing a variant on the snake - “what if snakes were tall, ie rotate through 90 degrees

Maybe he can get the robots he does build to go round peoples houses buying up their vacuum cleaners to recycle the magnets

As @tomhamilton.bsky.social has pointed out elsewhere this is only partially true. You mean: It’s only embezzlement if it’s from the Embézzle region of France AND IT’S A SPARKLING WINE. Otherwise it’s just sparkling corruption.

Brexit has never looked quite so daft

“See it, say it, sorted”

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