Mooooorningggg (wood)

Didn’t get a new piercing….

Got my dick out on cam again lmao 😇

So me and my partner @treborsocial.bsky.social have taken items from his mum’s house to regift her as a joke for Christmas. So far we have: - a single fork - a bottle opener - her hosepipe - a sofa cushion - her skittles trophy. I can’t wait to see her face 😂😂😂

Might get a new piercing tomorrow

I’m on cloud 9….

Anyways…

The gym smells absolutely grim today.

My new desk chair is gonna arrive tomorrow. I spent a lot of money on it. And it has a massage feature too 👀. I’m hoping it helps with my sciatica

When gays with IBS shart, do they just call it “painting themselves”

I’m not feeling great. Anyone fancy getting me some mince pies xoxo

It’s been 17 hrs and 2/3 of these have gone….

I need to recreate this pic soon.

I’m hungover. I’m dealing with a wine headache. And I have a dick that won’t go down… This is torture

I just trod on a snail. I’m distraught. What if their partner is waiting at home for them I’M A KILLER 😭😭😭😭

I took an edible… now I’m sleepy

Tell me why I’m watching YouTube videos about ant wars….

General announcement- an oommf brought up this issue & I wanna cosign as this constantly happens to me.

Top 5 artists of 2025 according to my Apple Music replay: LASTELLE Hayley Williams Sleep Token Bilmuri JADE Honourable Mentions: Doechii Paramore Alexisonfire ROSALÍA Kesha

I’m gonna get so hot next year…. Not in how I look, more in that I’m gonna be 35 and perimenopausal

Want 6395472 more piercings

I hit abs so hard yesterday that it now hurts when I sneeze

Hit back, bis and shoulders today….

Good morning

If you could be any type of cat, domestic or wild, what would you be and why?

Good morning bloomfies.

Okay so vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, and maple syrup is a DEADLY combo 🤤😮‍💨🫠

Good morning again

If I was green and had the ability to levitate then I’d deffo look like Piccolo from Dragonball

GOOD MORNING FROM ME AND MY SCIATICA

Soooooo I just found out that Ch*rlie K*rks wife has announced she’s 8 weeks pregnant with his child… yet he died 10 weeks ago… that’s wild.

Watching The Roses, (new one with Olivia Coleman and Benedict Cumberbatch) with @treborsocial.bsky.social and I am HOWLING

Can’t lie… I miss my serotonin levels being optimal

I’ve been in bed since 3:30 yesterday afternoon…

My hands are cold. Can I warm them up on your butts? Thanks in advance x

Someone on this train has garlic breath..

In other news, I just got a blowjob x

My toxic trait is believing I could be verse, when really my butt hole has the structural integrity of a sandcastle made of dry sand.

Why am I ALWAYS hungry when I’m trying to sleep

Doing my pull session fasted and on 5 hours sleep today was HARD.

Anyone else get so pumped/caffeinated that they shake at the gym? I feel jittery af

The sun makes a huge difference to my mood

So tomorrow I’m gonna be trying to buy tickets for Hayley Williams and Hilary Duff. I’m gonna have to be ON IT

Just realised why. It’s Thirsty Thursday

Feral. Like could tear someone into pieces kinda feral. 🪭🥵😮‍💨

Time to start rebuilding the mass I lost in my thighs.

Ehhh this’ll do won’t it?

What’s your favourite piece of fruit to eat. Mine changes all the time…. But it’s always something crunchy, tart, and juicy. Like a proper crunchy apple.

Sciatica is hurting today. Can someone just break my back plz

About to play football and I’m gonna be musky 👃