It’s 1:16am and I’m treating myself to a sit down wee

I am FERAL today

At my prep appointment… my nurse is running behind. IF I DON’T GET SEEN IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES I’M GONNA PISS MYSELF

Formally inducted into the Quad Squad….

TikTok is a weird universe…. Cos I can go from a Dutch lady recording her English bf’s journey of reciting adverts in the Netherlands to being the actual voice of that advert… to Loreen in Hobbycraft Wimbledon…

The world is shit. What’s the point of anything

RIP to our baby girl. AIKO 🐾 13/04/2026 @ryishere.bsky.social NGL, she was sometimes a very annoying cat sleeping on top of me every single night (LITERALLY) but she did it with love & comfort for us both.

Last night my little love, Aiko, passed away after a road accident. Words cannot simply describe how much my partner and I love her. The bed is noticeably colder. 😭

Today is fucking shit

Soooo man moan Monday is being trialled on Bluesky… and I fear I might have to deactivate for fear of constant chubbers

It’s 9:02am… that’s enough work for this week right?

It’s 3:12am. I’m awake. I’m horny. I’m not having a very good time with this combo

I’m starting to feel big and muscular again. Now time to drop that body fat %. I’m ready for hot thembo summer

What do you think my favourite colour is. If you already know then shhh…

Is it bad that I’m still obsessed with heated rivalry 5 months later?

I have made it to the gym 3 out of 3 days this week… it was against my will but I made it

It’s 11pm. I should not be this hungry

Really should stop drinking fizzy drinks to combat claggy throat, huh?

Omg I’m so quirky. I’ve lost two markers and plant tongs since YESTERDAY

Maybe I should make an alt 🙃

Bad news: Last day of annual leave. Good news: 4 day weekend. Anyway here’s a gym selfie.

Why do ALL the pre workouts taste like SHIT

I’ve given my partner dick fear… I fucked him so hard he was out of action for like 6 weeks and now he’s scared of my dick. @treboraccount.bsky.social

Can’t believe I got zero likes on my dickpic

I honestly think this might be the first famous person I am obsessed with

Okay so I’m actually concerning myself at how fun it is to troll with people.

NO COS LOOK HOW BIG MY LEGS ARE GETTING 🥹🥹🥹

Yesterday morning.

I’m at the gym and the person to the left of me smells like farts. The person to the right of me smells like “day after” garlic.

Bring a complete shithouse on TikTok calling two male lions, boyfriends. It’s funny seeing people in the comments saying “they’re brothers weirdo” then me double down

Even though I bred someone literally 10 hours ago… I could do it again

I just know Michelle Visage hates Sabrina Carpenter cos of all the bodysuits

I won’t lie. My balls smell great after the gym 😌

I took some pre-workout and now my tits are tingling

It’s Friday and I’ve not seen a single fat cock on fat cock friday

Someone get me an IV drip of coffee NEOWWW

I went hard on my back muscles yday in the gym… I am STRUGGLING today

Genuinely love seeing the “straight” guys notice me at the gym cos they look… then they loooook

I might actually fucking cry 😭

I’m trying so hard not to fall asleep in office

Hello little gay people on my phone

I find being neurosparkly hilarious, cos what do you mean that I remain calm and know what to do in a crisis situation but breakdown and would bleach my hair white blond (if I had any) at a minor inconvenience.

HELP! I Sexted My Boss in Cardiff w/ @ryishere.bsky.social 💜

No YOU have watched heated rivalry 38 times

I took a selfie that wasn’t me at the gym… Does this prove I’m not AI

Whore knee

LOVE #FCF

It’s 16 minutes into FCF and there is a distinct lack of FC’s on my timeline this Friday.

I want cereal.

Cardiff tomorrow to watch H!ISMB