Remember Boehner and his orange makeup?

MAGA is a bunch of little crybabies.

Elon Musk is that dude that kept trying to take over your IRC server in 1994 because you wouldn’t give him an O-Line, so he just bought the server.

So apparently some drug traffickers are okay! #uspol

Ukraine never signed a “Trump peace plan”; no such plan exists. Trump pushed a Russia written proposal and tried to pass it off as his own, it was replaced by a legitimate European framework coordinated with the US. Real peace requires Russia to leave all Ukrainian territory.

Not a hot take at all.

I can clean up nice sometimes.

#gop #geriatricoligarchpedophiles #uspol

It’s wonderful to watch all of this breaking down but MTG can still eat shit. #uspol

Wait. Ive been out of the loop on the news because I had a very busy day, and when I sit down and finally look at The Internet, it’s all about Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob? There’s not enough weed and liquor in this universe for this reality. #uspol

It seems the real pedophiles were the MAGAs that they elected along the way. #uspol

MAGA is so terrified of what's in the #EpsteinFiles that they're willing to ignore child rape to save their also-a-rapist-guy. This is not a political issue, it's a legal and moral one. MAGA/Trump are the ones who should be called literal "illegals"

Change the legal term from sex trafficking to rape trafficking, victims of trafficking cannot consent to sex while being trafficked. It is rape.

Driving closer to the rear end of my car will never get you anywhere faster.

Trump is already a convicted rapist. Why would these documents matter to the fuckheads that voted for him and work for him. #uspol

Trump doesn’t plan on congress ever being in session again. Evidence from today: he is refusing a court order to restore SNAP benefits. If he’s going to ignore one branch of government, he will ignore all of them. #uspol

Has anyone else noticed that people are being exceptionally weird today? Not on Fedi, like in person.

You Can Call Me AI #dystopian80ssongs

Can you imagine if Obama tore down part of the White House? #uspol

Stop wasting your time on #maga people.

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

Every day I wake up thinking “things could not possibly get any more stupid than they are now” and I’m always proven wrong.

Years ago I said, putting all of your infrastructure in one basket is a bad idea. lol. #aws

MTV has been dead since about 1998.

#houston. Can you not? It’s fuckin October.

I’ve been warning people for 30 years about the rise of facism in the US. I’m done. It’s here. Fight it or don’t. Make your decision. I’ve made mine, and the constant talk has me exhausted. I’m focusing my efforts on the fight. #uspol

I frankly don’t understand why everyone went to #bluesky in the first place. Centralized social media will have the same outcome every time.

They’re even using the word Blitz. These are fucking Nazis. https://www.threads.com/@yahoonews/post/DOYepIwjupK

How did a 1998 boomer chain mail become president?

You know, I know I talk about “politics” all the time on here right now. But, to be quite honest, none of us can really afford to not be talking about “politics” right now.

If cats think they’re humans, then is the reason they are so mad all of the time because they’re like, “hey, motherfucker. I’d like some pants, too!”

Lolol the party of small government lololol #uspol

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Living through the Trump Cult sucks because one of the reasons I left the church is that people with no moral standing kept telling me what is right and wrong, specifically about what I do and don’t do. Now it is inescapable. #uspol

“Law and order president” https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xvr6x3yam5mq4a6q2suxbt5u/post/3lv73cc63er2l

Wait. Didn’t Trump essentially get immunity for Obama through the Supreme Court? https://www.threads.com/@progressivepower/post/DMbtA3NirbL

A guy just walked into this Whataburger and claimed he was Jesus Christ. Like I’m not joking.

Tech is full of some very weird people. I mean that in the most inclusive way possible with equal amounts of love and derision.

Trump won Texas by 56% of the vote in 2024. That's an awful lot of collateral damage for all you "they deserve what they got" types.

wish I was there to see it ngl #apple store in 2005 👀

you guys don't get it i NEED to make the desktop computing experience complete ass

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The American Gestapo now has $58billion. Shit is getting ready to get much worse. #uspol

Jimmy Swaggart was still alive?!