If your the kind of parents who rent a grinch suit and let a degenerate cousin come in and pretend to steal your kids presents and video them crying....those kids are gonna love you somewhere between mildly and significantly less later in life.

If you want to bring beach balls to our shows we won't call you a douchbag.

Our benevolence is only for ska fans

@springheeledjackct.bsky.social 's holiday extravaganza is back!! Tix & info at @manicpresents.bsky.social

@sgtscag never played there. Why? Our manager wanted us to play the audition on a Sunday and we said no. We played great places like Wetlands, Coney Island and The Cooler. Later I learned Bad Brains, Talking Heads and Blondie all auditioned. Oops. We must have been so frustrating to deal with.....

10/10 - Providence 10/11 - Dickson City, PA 10/12 thru ?????? - write songs until we have new songs

7 layer burrito is back at taco bell. That should fix everything.

@supernovaska.bsky.social was aight

2nite - CT let's gooooooo

4:45 est Saturday September 13th @supernovaska.bsky.social - inflatable weapons will be provided.

This Thursday in Hamden CT - @catbiteband.bsky.social + Rodeo Boys + @sgtscag.bsky.social because @manicpresents.bsky.social at @spaceballroom.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/e/catbite-ti...

Ritchie changes our logo often

Olneyville, get your coffee milk ready

When he was 3, one of my kids referred to Cracker Barrell as "salt bucket".

Button Down Radio --- www.mixcloud.com/ButtonDownRa...

Just leveled up the show with the addition of @rodeoboysofficial - Hamden, CT - Sept 11 2025 - tix - www.eventbrite.com/e/1384312398...

@supernovaska.bsky.social attendees-‐---‐---- We have ordered some things for this, but we are hoping we can take it to another level with your help. This could save us all.

Ska Punk is passed down from parents to offspring.

Everyone i know died in a tragic slip and slide mishap. Here is what that tragedy taught me about being a moderately successful regional ska band. #nothingupthere

@sgtscag + @asbestosrecords presents 1997's "Just Another Trick" remastered by @gregdicrosta for vinyl. Get it NOW! Limited to 100. asbestosrecords.bigcartel.com

413ska + skarmyofdarkness on socials like this lady....we gotta catch up This is gonna sell out cause they made it too cheap and the bands are too good and it's all-ages and ice cream truck and free parking and all that. Hurry up before you're left out - www.eventbrite.com/e/second-ann...

Steve @sgtscag.bsky.social and Steve @pietasters.bsky.social invite you to stay out for the bulk of the evening at @riverstreetjazzcafe.bsky.social THEN we're doing Steel City Fest @ormsby222 with @somedienamelesspgh.bsky.social See yinz at the spots (I do that right??)

I'd like to think everyone thinks of us before they pee. We got at least 1 here.....

Noooooooooooooo switch it back

Dubai chocolate ska....or did we miss it?

What is more New England than Hoodsie Cups? Generic Hoodsie Cups, we aint made of money. Speaking of, you will not get more value for your money per band than this Fest this summer. Gather up all the children you can find under age 13 (not weird) cause they get in FREE! Tix - linktr.ee/413ska

Everybody say Happy Birthday, Dave!! Drummer. Financials. Travel agent. Setlist guy. What can't Dave do? He can't stop worrying about those things we make him do, and that is all of our fault. Come see us in July in Wilkes Barre, Pittsburgh, or Springfield and tell Captain Dave good job.

@pietasters.bsky.social show is a great show to go to. Can't wait!!!

Are you Team Connecticut or Team New Jersey? Battle at The Vanguard Brewpub & Distillery at our after-party on Friday, September 12. Catch 22 and Hub City Stompers vs. Spring Heeled Jack and Sgt. Scag. You seriously don't want to miss this. Tickets are almost gone! www.tixr.com/groups/super...

Tix: tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/4421...

@sgtscag likes to do one dumb little weekend when life allows. Pennsylvania you are our 2025 adventure. 7/11 tix - tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/4421... 7/12 tix - somedienameless.bandcamp.com/merch/weeken...

Fired up to announce @catbiteband and @sgtscag at the @spaceballroom cuz @manicpresents September thee Eleventh 2025 Tix on sale Thursday- www.eventbrite.com/e/catbite-ti...

🔥 It’s a ska showdown for the ages! Our Friday night after-party is going full-on New Jersey vs. Connecticut in a no-holds-barred battle royale to decide which state reigns supreme! We have around 100 tickets available for this show! www.tixr.com/groups/super...

Let's get into costume baby

The best thing about NYC is you and me.

It's bandcamp Friday and Captain Dave just put up some new gear. There was debate about if we could ship such sharp looking hats legally in this environment. Plus the "Stalk A Family" shirts - people tell us when their kids wear them to school it goes real good. sgtscag.bandcamp.com/merch

All kinds of new #Ska this week. New album from Fratelli Lambretta Ska Jazz, Rico Rodriguez recorded live in 81(!), singles from @catbiteband.bsky.social, @fishboneband.bsky.social, @gruberites.bsky.social, @sgtscag.bsky.social, Pantéon Rococo and more! www.reddit.com/r/Ska/s/slKH...

@sgtscag.bsky.social at This is Not Croydon Fest

Yes

Happy Esther! Once you finish your weak ass holiday dinner, start thinking about this high-quality weekend. Who are we gonna see Friday at @thisisnotcroydonfest ??

Last time we played NYC, we played a big ass room with some legends. 5/9 - we get back to reality in the smallest room possible with Subway to Skaville at @ottosnyc with @thewestkensingtons @thegoingrate and DJs Nacht Nurse + DJ Ryan Midnight - Free (with donation) so come enjoy!!!

Quick, what do they call grinders in these places? Covering ground in PA this summer with @pietasters @lunchtrucks at @riverstreetjazzcafe then @somedienamelesspgh and @ormsby222 with @thebookclubpgh @the_burnrides @fineyoungmenska @soulfulfella @skappository @thesneakyheatmissiles @theskalarkspgh

The best New England has to offer. A ska Fest tooo. Springfield MA maintains its respect with a fully functional Friendly's. Fishamagig. Fribble. Educate yourself. tinyurl.com/PVSF-MA-tix 413ska presents

TONIGHT (4/7)! Big D and the Kids Table play a SOLD OUT show in our Front Room with Sgt. Scag! ℹ️ for the show: found.ee/BigDKBYG25

MU330 are our heroes---- please help if you can ----- www.gofundme.com/f/help-rob-b...

CT. Pull up to the Funktion (remember that spot??) SATURDAY 3/22 as we close out another @ctska.com event lovely at Scottish Daves in Clinton, CT. We will be giving away 2 tix to the SOLD OUT Big D/Scag show on 4/7 @ Space Ballroom in Hamden, CT. Show up!!!