Is this real life?? I can’t wait for September 😭

Getting a little tired of people only talking to me when they need something 🙄

Don’t mind me, always higher than giraffe pussy over here 🦒🤷🏻‍♂️

THE Cheetah Girl is BACK 🐆

#Target kinda ate with this outfit 👀

It has a name, Gerald, and the Candy Pink Lemonade refresher is calling my name 🩷

My favorite pastime btw

I really need to decide what I’m wearing to Hilary Duff next week

There’s a gay guy that lives in the apartment below mine and I haven’t physically seen him in months, since his partner moved out. I’ve been worried about him a lot lately and I don’t even know the guy 😢

I’m not sure how we got here, Apple Music, but I thought I selected the Relax playlist and now I’m feeling personally attacked at the songs you’re playing for me

Not some guy from my hometown on American Ninja Warrior?? That is actually insane lol

Tell me why I’m listening to this song on the radio at work and I’m trying to figure out what it is or who sings it. I’m kind of loving it, so let me get Shazam out… Fucking My Little Pony?? Are you serious right now? 😑🦄 #toogaytofunction

I really need to find people on here that actually talk to me, so I don’t feel like I’m just talking to myself all the time 🤣

Not the Lyft driver almost taking me to his house instead of to my destination 🤣☠️

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Fun fact: I was supposed to share a birthday with America, but the universe knew I needed my own day to celebrate. Could you imagine how embarrassing it would be if nobody showed up for the 250th? 😂

Lightning strikes every time she moves and everybody’s watching HER, but she’s looking at yooOooOoou ♡♥♡

If I ask for a Dr Pepper, please don’t surprise me with a Diet Coke. Do I look like a Diet Coke ass bitch to you? 🙃

Sorry I’m late to the #FatCockFriday party 😈 #fcf

Today is just really not my day. Who tf did I piss off?

Not my coworker sending me a picture of MY cheese danish that he not only ate, but he documented it beforehand, so he could send it to me a week later; and yes, I’m still mad about it, damnit 😒

You want 8 pumps of caramel, 8 pumps of classic, 8 pumps of hazelnut and extra cream? Do you even like coffee?? 😵‍💫

I’m a 🫀 made of 🕯️ and I’m 🫠 in the ☀️

Omg these are soo cute 😭😭 need these tattoo’d ASAP 🙌🏻

@dirtyv3gas.bsky.social it’s good to see you’re back! ♡ Tried to pop in and check on you the other day and thought you blocked me 😅🤣

Tried on my new shoes this morning 😏

About me because why not 🤷🏼‍♂️ Age: 36 Pronouns: he/him Location: Las Vegas Height: 6’4” Shoe size: 12.5 Sign: Cancer Sexuality: Gay Status: Taken ♡ Fav food: Mac & Cheese Smoke: 4/20 Tattoos: 1 for now Piercings: Ears Fav color: Purple and Red DMs: Open ◡̈ Music: Pop/Hip-Hop/Rap/R&B

#StrawberryMoon is LIT 🥰🍓🌕

Well I’m crying 😭💔

Soaking up some Vitamin D with turtles 🐢☀️

Early access to #Starbucks Summer 2 - S’mores launch starts tomorrow for rewards members! You’re not ready for the S’mores Chai, featuring marshmallow cold foam, a milk chocolate crosshatch drizzle and graham cracker topping 🤤

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But does anyone else hate Mel B as a judge? The only thing we want from you is a Spice Girls reunion, sweetheart 🙄

I missed America’s Got Talent so much 😅🥳

Umm why are we eating sweet corn flavored dairy dessert? I don’t even like real corn, so you can keep your frozen sweet dessert imitation corn lol

Only a high of 87° in Vegas today and it’s almost July. No wonder there’s so many studs out in shorty shorts 😮‍💨

Back to work work work work work; just like Rihanna said 😛

Alani for breakfast? 🍇🫠

Date night at Lazy Dog 🙃

Just a casual Friday stroll through The Lakes, Las Vegas 🪿🦆🪿🦆